Who wants to drive my Cobra?

stang_lover69 · Aug 11, 2005

03yellowvenom said:
And then its on

i might have to save that one......hehe

hicalibrbulit · Aug 11, 2005

ASD said:
Dave,
I am not sure about redneck lawn art but I am sure it runs in your family. I leave the knob polishing to my wife and since I have never seen you with a woman I will assume Keith is taking care of that for you. ...
Also, I don’t keep saying my car is fast.... I just keep telling you yours is not.

Yeeee-Hawwww!!! That was some funny chit!! Keith, I assume you haven't read this yet but I am expecting something good!

duner · Aug 11, 2005

hicalibrbulit said:
Yeeee-Hawwww!!! That was some funny chit!! Keith, I assume you haven't read this yet but I am expecting something good!

Just look at his custom title

fiveohwblow · Aug 11, 2005

duner said:
Just look at his custom title

Did he really get banned? What for just out of curiosity? (sp)

Rootus · Aug 11, 2005

Here goes...

03yellowvenom said:
And then its on and yes im always the pitcher

Except for that one time...

03yellowvenom said:
Also your "one" freak 117mph run at PIR with a tail wind doesnt make you faster

Ed, Ed, Ed ... as I remember, you were running your Cobra that night too, and the best you could get was 115.5 mph. So on the same night, in the same air, tailwind or not, I posted a slip that showed me gaining on you the whole time. How pathetic, you started with a 0.4 second lead from those drag radials, and at the other end of the track it was down to 0.2 seconds. And I do believe that all my runs trapped higher than 115.5 .

03yellowvenom said:
Dave "Side note '' As far as you comparing time slips from like 2 or 3 months ago, I think that was the last time you raced wasnt it, On your notes you probably didnt notice I was pulling 2 to 3 degrees of timing on the top end, whitch since then has been corrected

If you were pulling timing on the top end, and that is not a problem anymore, how come your trap speeds still suck ass?

03yellowvenom said:
A little spanking might do ya good

You offering? Sorry, not interested. Maybe Allen will for ya. But you might need to give him some first. And after you spank him, you can it to him, since as you said, you like to be the pitcher...

Rogue Cobra said:
Wow, this thread is like a train wreck.

Better watch it, Dad, you can be a target too. Your almighty Corvette does not make you immune.

ASD said:
Also, I don’t keep saying my car is fast.... I just keep telling you yours is not.

You keep saying yours is faster than mine, but you refuse to bring it. Panty waist...

PantyWaist said:
since I have never seen you with a woman I will assume Keith is taking care of that for you.

I've never actually seen you with a woman either. I did see you take Bill out to dinner once, though... And while Keith is a nice guy, he ain't that nice...

gospeedgo said:
Just remember the semi-famous quote:
"Its not real life...its just Stangnet"

Weren't you self banned for a while? I liked it better that way...

fiveohwblow said:
Did he really get banned? What for just out of curiosity? (sp)

Rule one of Fight Club is ...

You wanna be next? When duner has the ban-stick out, best to stay far away...

fiveohwblow · Aug 11, 2005

Rootus said:
Here goes...

Rule one of Fight Club is ...

You wanna be next? When duner has the ban-stick out, best to stay far away...

Ill remember that. Thanks.

jordanvraptor · Aug 11, 2005

Rogue Cobra said:
Wow, this thread is like a train wreck. You know you should not keep coming back and looking, but you just can't help it.

Patrick

Yup. The thread has taken on a life of its own. In any case, Varian and I picked up the Jeep today.... Pics later.

ASD · Aug 11, 2005

You keep saying yours is faster than mine, but you refuse to bring it. Panty waist...

Soon enough

I've never actually seen you with a woman either. I did see you take Bill out to dinner once, though... And while Keith is a nice guy, he ain't that nice...

A few of you have met my wife but I usually keep her away from perverts like you.

You wanna be next? When duner has the ban-stick out, best to stay far away...

Is that what you two call his manhood the Ban-Stick?

ASD · Aug 11, 2005

03yellowvenom said:
Its his G-String he had laying around

Damn Ed your on a roll today. Nice to see someone else in here layin down the smack.

ASD · Aug 11, 2005

fiveohwblow said:
Did he really get banned? What for just out of curiosity? (sp)

yep... they banned me! For telling the truth about their love for one another. I still haven’t figured out which one is the B*tch? If I had to guess its Dave because of his G-String!

hicalibrbulit · Aug 11, 2005

Rootus said:
Here goes...

Except for that one time...

Ed, Ed, Ed ... as I remember, you were running your Cobra that night too, and the best you could get was 115.5 mph. So on the same night, in the same air, tailwind or not, I posted a slip that showed me gaining on you the whole time. How pathetic, you started with a 0.4 second lead from those drag radials, and at the other end of the track it was down to 0.2 seconds. And I do believe that all my runs trapped higher than 115.5 .

If you were pulling timing on the top end, and that is not a problem anymore, how come your trap speeds still suck ass?

You offering? Sorry, not interested. Maybe Allen will for ya. But you might need to give him some first. And after you spank him, you can it to him, since as you said, you like to be the pitcher...

Better watch it, Dad, you can be a target too. Your almighty Corvette does not make you immune.

You keep saying yours is faster than mine, but you refuse to bring it. Panty waist...

I've never actually seen you with a woman either. I did see you take Bill out to dinner once, though... And while Keith is a nice guy, he ain't that nice...

Weren't you self banned for a while? I liked it better that way...

Rule one of Fight Club is ...

You wanna be next? When duner has the ban-stick out, best to stay far away...

Dayum Dave!! You're like the king-fu master of . Taking on a group at a time all at once, rapid-fire like. You even saw the guy behind you!
This has got to be one of the "great" hijackings in recent history.

Darkness · Aug 11, 2005

DAMN this is getting interesting....smack talking like the good'ol days of SN... BUT some of you fools need to realize that we're all brothas here so keep it civil and offensive comments to a minimum. Its cool to read this kind of trash but some people might get offended and even hold grudges…. but of course that’s all pu$$y 5hit and none is gonna do that.

On a side note I have seen Allan with a lady and even seen Bill with a chick but he’s so clueless that he couldn’t keep her longer than that weekend.

jordanvraptor · Aug 12, 2005

This is what this thread was supposed to be about...

The Factor · Aug 12, 2005

ORINGINALY POSTED BY BY "THE RED R O O S T E R" I mean "ROOTASS" : ) Ed, Ed, Ed ... as I remember, you were running your Cobra that night too, and the best you could get was 115.5 mph.
............Dave you must be smoking some pretty good crack, because I was done racing a few hours before you and you only had the one 117 run so you say, I never saw it, but anyway I was pulling timing that night and was still faster than you and like I said when your ready to back up your mouth at the track let me know, you and I both know im faster than you so just except it or step up to the plate and back it up at the track, instead of with your key board or have a seat and finish your coke and a and except reality.

The Factor · Aug 12, 2005

Oh ya nice Jeep Jordan

The Factor · Aug 12, 2005

ASD said:
If I had to guess its Dave because of his G-String!

I do know one thing, that g-string must be way to tight its causing him to have illusions of being faster than me,talks all that smack yet he wont race me

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