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A little help from u divorced guys please

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  • Start date Start date Sep 14, 2007
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attackkatt

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What I do with my crank is nobodys buisiness
 

dvf1973

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when im in my car i dont need viagra to get a hard on
 

jlisle01

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Thanks , I knew you guys wouldn't let me down. Although, maybe it's just because it came from my head, but I don't think I'll ever top "only blows noise and noxious fumes out of ONE end".
 

jlisle01

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dvf1973 said:
when im in my car i dont need viagra to get a hard on
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Hey! The idea's to insult HER, not me! I'm not that old yet.
 
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mikes06gt

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when my car is old and worn out it does not get jealous when i bring home a new car
 

05wolfkiller

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Jenns01TA said:
Discharge is contained to the electrical system.
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i think i just threw up a little
 

Gearbanger 101

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"I won't spend the night in jail for slamming this one up against the wall?"
 

bloopbloob

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heheheh. great thread! i'm from the 5.0 side, but this one grabbed my attention!!!!

hmm what about
room for 4 is actually a good thing!
 

kooldawg6

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bloopbloob said:
heheheh. great thread! i'm from the 5.0 side, but this one grabbed my attention!!!!

hmm what about
room for 4 is actually a good thing!
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Kind of related then...
I won't mind watching as a buddy takes their turn to see if they can do better at it.
 
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stanmckinney

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I like this. It's funny and I suspect reality to an extent.
Please, though, if you actually paint this, change "it's ideal weight" to "its ideal weight."
it's means it is. Its shows possession which is what you want.
Not trying to be a smart a**, just want to see the word used correctly if lots of people are going to see this.
 

Jenns01TA

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05wolfkiller said:
i think i just threw up a little
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stanmckinney said:
I like this. It's funny and I suspect reality to an extent.
Please, though, if you actually paint this, change "it's ideal weight" to "its ideal weight."
it's means it is. Its shows possession which is what you want.
Not trying to be a smart a**, just want to see the word used correctly if lots of people are going to see this.
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Stan, honey, I love you, but this is one of those things you are going to have to make a concerted effort to "let go of". Once upon a time there was a word - through and that is all we knew. Then, with the advent of the drive-thru we now have a rendered definition for thru in dictionary. Just BREATH when you see the improper use of the contraction "it is". In time, like all things in our world, I am sure they will alter English semantics to allow a multiple use as contraction and possessive form of its.
 
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OVP_Rick

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Pounding foriegn models is completely acceptable!
 

jlisle01

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OVP_Rick said:
Pounding foriegn models is completely acceptable!
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That's a good one.
 

jlisle01

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stanmckinney said:
I like this. It's funny and I suspect reality to an extent.
Please, though, if you actually paint this, change "it's ideal weight" to "its ideal weight."
it's means it is. Its shows possession which is what you want.
Not trying to be a smart a**, just want to see the word used correctly if lots of people are going to see this.
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Sorry, but my pinkie gets lonely after awhile and seeks out company with the '.......wait a minuet, I don't think that came out right. You're right though, and thank you, I've been fighting turning into an okie for years now. Guess I'm losing.
 

jlisle01

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05wolfkiller said:
i think i just threw up a little
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I know what you mean, even I am not willing to go THAT far. What was that about a woman scorned? Whew!
 

Art161

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Jenns01TA said:



Stan, honey, I love you, but this is one of those things you are going to have to make a concerted effort to "let go of". Once upon a time there was a word - through and that is all we knew. Then, with the advent of the drive-thru we now have a rendered definition for thru in dictionary. Just BREATH when you see the improper use of the contraction "it is". In time, like all things in our world, I am sure they will alter English semantics to allow a multiple use as contraction and possessive form of its.
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Oh, my goodness. BREATH is a noun. BREATHE is a verb. Here we go!
 

jlisle01

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I can't fighure out if I want to go with or



Screw the grammar; I want to hear the ex bashing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Gearbanger 101

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Art161 said:
Oh, my goodness. BREATH is a noun. BREATHE is a verb. Here we go!
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You and Tim (timeless2) need to hook up. He calls me on these types of things all the time. Maybe you guys could get together and play D&D, or discuss Star Wars trivia sometime?
 

gashog

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When the rear starts to sag, its cheaper to fix.

Buying new rubbers have never been as satisfying.

She doesn't complain when I get her all hot and sticky.

Weight loss is her number 1 priority.
 
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dans89lx

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made my way over from the 5.0 side as well, but -Never has a headache. would be a must if it was my list...
 
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