A series of unfortunate events!!!!!

grey5.0beast

Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!
Aug 3, 2004
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WHAT THE HELLL!!!!!!! I am a magnet for mishaps lately!!

Im loving driving my mustang daily, except for the fact yesterday it was really nice out after school so I put the top down blarred the music, made out w/ chick in pass seat, you know the normal routine, well I got home, went inside took a nap, and low and behold a storm comes on, and I mean quick as hell. I'm sleeping and its pouring ****in rain and my dumbass left the top down. needless to say, I suck.:bang: :owned:

Then today I am rolling down the road with my home boy and I see this guy coming out of a neighborhood, I figured he would stop, I figured wrong.:eek: I swerved into the left lane and got sideways(so my friend says) and layed on the horn, straightened out and went on my way, with my stomach in my throat, being scared ****less.

Then I was just rolling down the road and this guy is coming at me, IN MY LANE!!:shock: I lay on the horn, he moves, I get on the shoulder and now me and my friend are sitting there like WTF!?!?!?!

Then as I am at a 4 way stop on this SAME RD, this lady taking a left in front of me and coming towards me almost hits me, She is on her cell phone and it was a stop on a hill so I literally had to roll backwards for this bitch not to hit me!!!!!


And my friend is convinced it is like Final Destination and that it is my turn to die!! lol
if I don't get on for an extended period of time, you'll know what happened!

What is it? I think the mustang god is telling me not to DD my car!!!
 
Yes, I would usually drive my buick aka the beast to school and work but the tranny don't work!!! :doh:

So now I am obligated to drive the mustang.


Oh and something else weird and funny happened to me today. I went and bought a new fishing license so I could go fish at the lake, I get to the park with my friend, it was a nice day so top down as usual and I roll up there to the place I pay, just me and a friend and the old lady goes, how many ppl do you have in your car??

me:ummmm... is this a trick question, LMAO
alvin: dude is she blind?
me: no shes not blind LOL
me(to the lady): I have 3 mexicans in the trunk... here's your sign.
 
Eh theres always stupid people out there, I daily drive my mustang no problem, always see stupid people out but if your always looking at every car every second youll be fine. Plus its nice having a fast car as a daily driver, if someone starts to cut you off you can just drop a gear and go around them rather then slamming on our ****ty brakes and locking them up and getting hit anyways. It always comes in handy especially for pissing people off.
 
grey5.0beast said:
WHAT THE HELLL!!!!!!! I am a magnet for mishaps lately!!

Im loving driving my mustang daily, except for the fact yesterday it was really nice out after school so I put the top down blarred the music, made out w/ chick in pass seat, you know the normal routine, well I got home, went inside took a nap, and low and behold a storm comes on, and I mean quick as hell. I'm sleeping and its pouring ****in rain and my dumbass left the top down. needless to say, I suck.:bang: :owned:

Then today I am rolling down the road with my home boy and I see this guy coming out of a neighborhood, I figured he would stop, I figured wrong.:eek: I swerved into the left lane and got sideways(so my friend says) and layed on the horn, straightened out and went on my way, with my stomach in my throat, being scared ****less.

Then I was just rolling down the road and this guy is coming at me, IN MY LANE!!:shock: I lay on the horn, he moves, I get on the shoulder and now me and my friend are sitting there like WTF!?!?!?!

Then as I am at a 4 way stop on this SAME RD, this lady taking a left in front of me and coming towards me almost hits me, She is on her cell phone and it was a stop on a hill so I literally had to roll backwards for this bitch not to hit me!!!!!


And my friend is convinced it is like Final Destination and that it is my turn to die!! lol
if I don't get on for an extended period of time, you'll know what happened!

What is it? I think the mustang god is telling me not to DD my car!!!
 
Strap is tight and the wife's working baby.....LETS GET IT ON!!!!! All night banter session!!!!!! Derailing the likes of which your young eyes have never seen
*looks at clock and yawns*...um tired...sleep now.
Ok bye greygoose.