A Small Poem

toadstang · Dec 3, 2003

Due to my little problem (http://forums.stangnet.com/showthread.php?t=398458) I decided to bring back a small poem I learned and redo it to match my situation

Oil
Oil
Everywhere
And not a drop in my pan...

EDIT: Boredom brings these things about.

Mattsmustang · Dec 3, 2003

god bless america

matthew

ExplodingTurtle · Dec 3, 2003

toadstang said:
Due to my little problem (http://forums.stangnet.com/showthread.php?t=398458) I decided to bring back a small poem I learned and redo it to match my situation

Oil
Oil
Everywhere
And not a drop in my pan...

EDIT: Boredom brings these things about.

Bravo

toadstang · Dec 3, 2003

ExplodingTurtle said:
Bravo

Ah, the girlfriend follows me everywhere.

ExplodingTurtle · Dec 3, 2003

toadstang said:
Ah, the girlfriend follows me everywhere.

You TOLD me to join!

toadstang · Dec 3, 2003

ExplodingTurtle said:
You TOLD me to join!

But you don't even have your stang yet.

mr_woodster · Dec 3, 2003

toadstang said:
But you don't even have your stang yet.

WHY ALL THE SUDDEN DO I FEEL LIKE THIS BECAME A MARRIED COUPLES THREAD? ;O) SORRY BOUT THE CAPS, SOMETHING ABOUT WRITTING LIKE THIS MAKES ME IMPORTANT....VERY IMPORTANT

ExplodingTurtle · Dec 3, 2003

mr_woodster said:
WHY ALL THE SUDDEN DO I FEEL LIKE THIS BECAME A MARRIED COUPLES THREAD? ;O) SORRY BOUT THE CAPS, SOMETHING ABOUT WRITTING LIKE THIS MAKES ME IMPORTANT....VERY IMPORTANT

Oh, but you are important. Very important.

and to Toadstang: I OWN the mustang, it's just... across the counrty. For now.

MSM0075 · Dec 4, 2003

I wish my girl would drive a mustang AND join the boards!

madspeed · May 6, 2014

I just wanted feel the "bump an old thread" tingling in my peen. This is the oldest one I could find.

:that is all:

tannerc91gt · May 6, 2014

Party like it's almost 2004!

dnbonds · May 6, 2014

CarMichael Angelo · May 6, 2014

Here is my poem for you:

There was an old man, that bought an old car.

I don't know why he bought that old car, maybe he'll die.

The End.

madspeed · May 6, 2014

This thread rocks

CarMichael Angelo · May 6, 2014

madmike1157 said:
Here is my poem for you:

There was an old man, that bought an old car.

I don't know why he bought that old car, maybe he'll die.

The End.

There was an old man who bought an old fox, that looked like a box and he put it on blocks.
I don't know why he bought an old fox, his head must have rocks, for brains he's got not.
The work is a pain, his muscles are strained,.. his bank account drained.

He bought an old car so he could go far, he bought an old fox and I'll never know why,...
Maybe I'll die.

The end. II

madspeed · May 6, 2014

Of all my favorite things to do,
The utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
With each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer's so frothy, smooth and cold--
It's paradise--pure liquid gold.
Yes, beer means many things to me...
That's all for now, I gotta pee!

madspeed · May 6, 2014

Another Irish saying:

There are many good reasons for drinking, One has just entered my head, If a man doesn't drink when he's living, How the hell can he drink when he's dead.

Virtual · May 6, 2014

Just spent last weekend in Nashville. Walked by a bar that had a sign in front of it:

"Alcohol. Cause there are no good stories that start with salad"

dnbonds · May 6, 2014

Virtual said:
Just spent last weekend in Nashville. Walked by a bar that had a sign in front of it:

"Alcohol. Cause there are no good stories that start with salad"

FoxMustangLvr · May 7, 2014

madspeed said:
Of all my favorite things to do,
The utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
With each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer's so frothy, smooth and cold--
It's paradise--pure liquid gold.
Yes, beer means many things to me...
That's all for now, I gotta pee!

I have no witty poem or rhyme so I'll let Toby sing what you're poem made me think of!

View: http://youtu.be/BKZqGJONH68

Red solo cup is cheap and disposable and
In 14 years they are decomposable
and unlike my home they are not foreclosable
FreddyMac can kiss my ASS, Woo!

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