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[MI95Cobra]

ok....for those who don't know i live in oklahoma city and i work at 7-11... whenever you ring up tobacco or beer, it says please validate age....ok...here's the story if your still reading this.....

a blonde lady over the age of 30 came in and asked for a pack of marlboro lights....so i ring them up (since she's over 30 i didn't ask her her age)...the register said please validate age...she looks right at my register and said 36...i said i'm sorry what was that??? she said the register ask her her age so she felt she had to respond to it....

i was rolling

ok...the next story....a local off duty cop came in and said i have a great story for you...i was like ok....here goes....

last night he was patrolling around and noticed a local shop that supposed to be closed for the night with its lights on....so he pulled into the parking lot and a guy came out with his hands up and said you got me...the cop was like what...the guy spilled the beans and said he was robbing the place...after busting on hisself the cop said ok....go ahead and get in the car...and he did....i asked what business and he said he couldn't tell me, but it was a dollar store....

again i was rolling....

 

[Guero]

 

[MI95Cobra]

well, anyone else?????

 

[cbarr300]

well, when my car went out on me a cop gave me a ride home. While at a light waiting to turn left a car slams on the brakes right by the cop.....dummy.

newho, the cop looked over at him and when the light changed the guy didn't move at all...neither did the cop. The cop put his spot light on him and the guy just sat there.

Luckily for that guy I was in the back of the car (which as ABSOLUTELY no space btw) and the cop said he wasn't gonna chase him down since I was in the car with him.

......some ppl....

 

[MI95Cobra]

ohh yeah i guess you almost got in a high speed chase...lol

 

[Killercanary]

LOL! That's funny!

 

[vp6799]

I have a friend that's a police officer. He told me a good one also.

In the town that he's working in, the cops are the school security gaurd. He was waiting out front for school to let out and this guy comes screaming by. He then slams on his brakes and comes to a screaching stop. Backs up to the cruiser, gets out and says you got me. Buddy was like huh?? The guy said my wife called on me, I now it. We got into a fight and I ripped out with the car. Buddy was like ok, so can I search your car. Guy said fine. He found a pound of W**D and some coke.

Some people are just plain stupid.

 

[WhiteDevil]

Hahah both funny but i like the second one better.

 

[Guero]

I have a friend that's a police officer. He told me a good one also.

In the town that he's working in, the cops are the school security gaurd. He was waiting out front for school to let out and this guy comes screaming by. He then slams on his brakes and comes to a screaching stop. Backs up to the cruiser, gets out and says you got me. Buddy was like huh?? The guy said my wife called on me, I now it. We got into a fight and I ripped out with the car. Buddy was like ok, so can I search your car. Guy said fine. He found a pound of W**D and some coke.

Some people are just plain stupid.

Whats a moron!!!!!!!!!!!