Ads of Infamy!

LILCBRA · Mar 3, 2021

I don't know about the rest of you, but I just can't understand how some people can communicate online. I mean atrocious spelling and lack of punctuation are the 2 biggies, but there are other things as well. Maybe we should have a thread to post these quality finds to to share. I mean we all need to kill a few brain cells now and again, right?

Try this one. It's not near as bad as some I've seen, but as I was reading it.... well, let's just say it wasn't educational for me. :shrug:

I have a 98 ford mustang. Miles are 122### on dash but ruffely 195000. It's a great car I love it but I'm having a baby and wife want let me keep it.. she wants a 4 door . I bought for a project car but dreams where let down.. the inside is good. Only problem is windows don't let down well off track easy fix.. also you need to put hood stacks in it. Which I have.. I put brand new spark plugs, ignition wires, temp stat, and hoses.. it's a great car please don't low ball me on this I know it's worth it's a great dream car or a to b place or good project car.. 1500 or trade for 4 door obo.

I know we all run into these things all the time, share up your finds, let's all get a laugh as our society crumbles!

Ronin38 · Mar 3, 2021

It needs hood stacks? I've never had a car with hood stacks.

LILCBRA · Mar 3, 2021

Me neither. :shrug:

Ryuk · Mar 3, 2021

Lol. You losers don't know what hood stacks are. They go right next to the speed holes.

IIGood · Mar 3, 2021

LILCBRA said:
please don't low ball me on this I know it's worth

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LOL...always love this line. Always.

IIGood · Mar 3, 2021

Ryuk said:
Lol. You losers don't know what hood stacks are. They go right next to the speed holes.

Are those near the blinker fluid reservoir?

LILCBRA · Mar 3, 2021

I think they're always hidden by racing stripes. This car doesn't have racing stripes hence the confusion.... :shrug:

LILCBRA · Mar 3, 2021

LILCBRA said:
windows don't let down well

I think that's because they weren't raised right. But what do I know.... :shrug:

Ryuk · Mar 3, 2021

IIGood said:
Are those near the blinker fluid reservoir?

See, this guy knows his way around cars.

LILCBRA · Mar 3, 2021

LILCBRA said:
you need to put hood stacks in it. Which I have.

He spent a lot of money on those, he definitely knows what he's got!

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Definitely can't be used with racing stripes, those are either/or options. :shrug:

Do you think once they're installed it'll sound like a pipe organ? Or do you think that's just something he's trying to yank? :hide:

Jinx · Mar 4, 2021

No mention of a lift kit either. :notnice:

Oh, wait. That's stock ride height. :doh:

Ronin38 · Mar 4, 2021

Oh, wait... Hood Stacks! Sorry, had a brain fart. :ack:

Here we go, courtesy of Demo Ranch. The El Chromino- Now with more Hood Stacks!

LILCBRA · Mar 9, 2021

Here's a new one. Why don't people proofread their :poo:

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Key stuck in imagination needs work (for parts)

General karthief · Mar 9, 2021

Ahhhhhh, what?? Proof read? Maybe read a road sign or two, naw, don't need no stink'n punctuation, smart phone will put the words in there that you meant to spell correctly,right?Mike

LILCBRA · Mar 9, 2021

Here's another fun one to decipher. :cautious:

Runs drives v6 5 spd power steering recently went out so I bypassed it with a shorter but still drive it daily no problem great daily driven headers with full exhaust stage 2 clutch led headlights led tag lights runs great just looking to sale

LILCBRA · Mar 9, 2021

AND another..... :O_o:

Read. All the way . Mustang , runs good , Paint is fading. Driver door panel has some tars Has 3.8. With Headers. All That is on here I didn’t put. And I can’t change it. It’s manual. Shift. V6. 3.8. I my. Husband Told me today. . The title was in a house fire . Has been applied for new title . It should be in soon . There has been so much interest in it .I can not hold car unless you make a good deposit on it . Then when title gets in. It’s yours when Balance is PAID. When it’s gone I’ll remove it. Thanks.

General karthief · Mar 9, 2021

LILCBRA said:
AND another.....

Read. All the way . Mustang , runs good , Paint is fading. Driver door panel has some tars Has 3.8. With Headers. All That is on here I didn’t put. And I can’t change it. It’s manual. Shift. V6. 3.8. I my. Husband Told me today. . The title was in a house fire . Has been applied for new title . It should be in soon . There has been so much interest in it .I can not hold car unless you make a good deposit on it . Then when title gets in. It’s yours when Balance is PAID. When it’s gone I’ll remove it. Thanks.

Scam?
Reads kinda hinky

LILCBRA · Mar 9, 2021

General karthief said:
Scam?
Reads kinda hinky

I'm not sure. There are pics that suggest that it's not a scam. I mean it still could be, who knows.... :shrug:

Ronin38 · Mar 9, 2021

"I will post when the title come's." :chin

Must be a pretty exciting title.

LILCBRA · Mar 9, 2021

Ronin38 said:
"I will post when the title come's."

Must be a pretty exciting title.

Maybe that's why the ad is separated by so many periods. :shrug:

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