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Alert the presses! 200 HP+ and 75+ MPG!

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Preston951

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Alert the presses! Quick, stop the newspapers! Extra extra! Read all about it! For only $26, YOU, yes you, can add two-hundred, that's right, 200 horsepower to YOUR Mustang! And that's not all! You also get 75 more MPG! This thing will pay for itself at one stop to the gas station!

Forget superchargers, those are noisy, expensive, and drop fuel economy!

This amazing device will improve fuel economy and horsepower, and is a mere bolt-on you can install in minutes!

What is this, you ask? Why, its God's own gift to mankind, the Holy Grail of power-adders! But where can you get this? Ebay, of course!

But what if you don't own a Mustang? No worries! God has blessed the Earth with this gift for just about any car there is! Sick of that slow, boring Prius? Well boost it up to become a 275 HP, 125 MPG beast!

Real Boss Performance Chip for 1990 - 2009 Mustang

(By the way, this is not just a resistor you can by at your local hardware store for $0.05; no joke, that's what they said, just read their product decription!)





Yeah. Too bad that's not legit.

Wonder how many suckers fell for that one.

The Performance Chip
"The greatest scam on the internet"
 

Preston951

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For the record, this was obviously a joke. I'm not marketing this stupid product at all.
 

DarkFireGT

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What's funny is that it says the other guys won't show you what's inside their box... But neither do they lol.
 
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FIRE IT UP

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Great for a laugh, yet also very sad...you'd have to be a fool to fall for this!!

Thanks for the post...lol
 
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Real nice... and you can bet people are buying them.
 

NastyStang113

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DarkFireGT said:
What's funny is that it says the other guys won't show you what's inside their box... But neither do they lol.
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I asked them for a picture but I never got an answer !!
 

faspony

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The crap you see on Ebay, I mean really
 

08blueskunk

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No way i definitely bought one, not quite as good as they say but it definitely improved gas mileage i am getting 37MPG!! I SWEAR TO GOOD!! And seat of the pants dynn can honestly say it is at least 45 HP!!
 
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No way i definitely bought one, not quite as good as they say but it definitely improved gas mileage i am getting 37MPG!! I SWEAR TO GOOD!! And seat of the pants dynn can honestly say it is at least 45 HP!!
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
 

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No joke! all you have to do it hook it to the black and red wire in the car!! So easy i installed in less than an HOUR!! Just cut the wires and twist them together and your good to go!
 

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damn thanks for the laugh I needed that after a long day at work ! LOL This s**T is priceless !
 

69mach1-409

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LMAO!

I bought two! Now I get 150 more mpg and 400 more hp right? ..think the muffler bearings can handle it?
 

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69mach1-409 said:
LMAO!

I bought two! Now I get 150 more mpg and 400 more hp right? ..think the muffler bearings can handle it?
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You have to be careful because you have to make sure you hook both black wires together but only use one red wire!! or else you could blow up you blinker resivoirs.
 
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