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An imports nightmare on christmas night....TOO FUNNY

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mustangfan1990

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Ok a friend left me this message on myspace and I thought it was funny so I would share. I didnt write this or anything, I got it from a friend.....anyway here it goes

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Mustang, even with its great big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when the V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big beast gaining,
All I can do to keep the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in a fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night

Imagine if the mustang had slicks lol :SNSign: :Track:
 
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impulse001

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That's some funny stuff.
 

Beasty306GT

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thats one of the funniest things ive heard
 

Gearbanger 101

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POT ROAST!!!!

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Funny, but older than the internet itself.
 

mustangfan1990

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Gearbanger 101 said:
Older than the internet itself.
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lol well thats the first time i have heard it
 

ProCharger GT

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I could really go for some pot roast right now, kinda hungry
 

nisreo

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ive heard a few versions of that... good stuff though
 

Dmarstroker

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mustangfan1990 said:
lol well thats the first time i have heard it
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+1, first time I heard it as well...
 

Gearbanger 101

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10-second search.

http://forums.stangnet.com/showthre...t=These+are+the+names+of+my+four+VTEC+pistons

http://forums.stangnet.com/showthre...t=These+are+the+names+of+my+four+VTEC+pistons

http://forums.stangnet.com/showthre...t=These+are+the+names+of+my+four+VTEC+pistons
 

Roland69

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not everyone is on here 24/7
 

Gearbanger 101

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Roland69 said:
not everyone is on here 24/7
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Go polish your intake!
 

Roland69

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not going to polish it but I will be installing it in the next few weeks....just waiting to get my car may 3rd
 
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