You know how Wal-Mart usually has elderly door greeters and stuff, right. So last night I went to get a fan for my uncles garage. At night they usually close one set of doors and leave the ones on the other side open. So me and my girl are paying for the fan and we're at the last register closest to the door and while we're paying I look over to see if the doors are still open and they are, while Im doing this the old guy is watching and we make eye contact and kind of say whats up you know.
Anyway we finish paying, I put the reciept in my pocket and we start to walk out. Now Im carrying the fan under my right arm and my girl is on the left and we're talking and just walk through the doors. We're half way out when I hear some shouting and its the door guy. He comes scurring up and gets right in front of me blocking my exit. So this dude is in my face, pushing me with his chest and at this point we were already near the last door and hes demanding my reciept and Im like "Are you serious?" He says to me" I dont know if you payed for any of that buster." Now he starts hassling me and Im like dude whatever cuz hes still trying to use his body to push me back in the store. I look at my girlfriend and shes like "huh?" At this point Im pretty annoyed so I start trying to walk out around him. Then hes grabs both my arms with his hands and starts to push me back in the store. Now Im holding a fan under my right arm, trying to reach for my reciept with my left arm, while trying to get this old guy off me, who is still grabbing me by the arms and he starts saying I better or else. So Ive had enough and Ive got the reciept in my left hand now and I say "You want my reciept, here it is" and I crumble it in my hand right in his face. He gets even more agressive and puts his body into it, really trying to knock me back. Now Im kind of mad and trying not to laugh cuz I couldnt believe this was really happening. So in one strong motion I push him out of the way with my chest cuz hes still got both my arms and he finally lets go. So Im standing right outside and hes just there by the door and then I tell him something thats too hot for T.V. and I throw the reciept in his face and we walked away. My girlfriend is just like "What the hell just happened?" Im like "I dont know, I guess he has a fetish for receipts" Now we're in the car and I start to feel throbbing on both my arms and I had hand marks where he had me by the arms. I guess that dude really had the squeeze, I just didnt feel it at the time cuz I was so caught up in disbelief.
If I hadnt had the fan under my arm I dont know what would have happened. If he had kindly asked for a reciept it would of been cool, but he ran right infront of me and immediately starting using his body to push me, and that **** didnt fly with me. Now I hope that stupid fan works cuz I dont have the reciept to return it. I think I should have thought that part through more carefully.
Anyway we finish paying, I put the reciept in my pocket and we start to walk out. Now Im carrying the fan under my right arm and my girl is on the left and we're talking and just walk through the doors. We're half way out when I hear some shouting and its the door guy. He comes scurring up and gets right in front of me blocking my exit. So this dude is in my face, pushing me with his chest and at this point we were already near the last door and hes demanding my reciept and Im like "Are you serious?" He says to me" I dont know if you payed for any of that buster." Now he starts hassling me and Im like dude whatever cuz hes still trying to use his body to push me back in the store. I look at my girlfriend and shes like "huh?" At this point Im pretty annoyed so I start trying to walk out around him. Then hes grabs both my arms with his hands and starts to push me back in the store. Now Im holding a fan under my right arm, trying to reach for my reciept with my left arm, while trying to get this old guy off me, who is still grabbing me by the arms and he starts saying I better or else. So Ive had enough and Ive got the reciept in my left hand now and I say "You want my reciept, here it is" and I crumble it in my hand right in his face. He gets even more agressive and puts his body into it, really trying to knock me back. Now Im kind of mad and trying not to laugh cuz I couldnt believe this was really happening. So in one strong motion I push him out of the way with my chest cuz hes still got both my arms and he finally lets go. So Im standing right outside and hes just there by the door and then I tell him something thats too hot for T.V. and I throw the reciept in his face and we walked away. My girlfriend is just like "What the hell just happened?" Im like "I dont know, I guess he has a fetish for receipts" Now we're in the car and I start to feel throbbing on both my arms and I had hand marks where he had me by the arms. I guess that dude really had the squeeze, I just didnt feel it at the time cuz I was so caught up in disbelief.
If I hadnt had the fan under my arm I dont know what would have happened. If he had kindly asked for a reciept it would of been cool, but he ran right infront of me and immediately starting using his body to push me, and that **** didnt fly with me. Now I hope that stupid fan works cuz I dont have the reciept to return it. I think I should have thought that part through more carefully.