ATTN EVERYONE: I am not a chick

[Fett]

Dear Mustang5L5,

Please disregard and delete the pictures of me I sent to you 4 nights ago. I am really not as dirty as I said and that is NOT a picture of my finger.

Thanks,
Strype

Hi, I'm Chris Hensen from Dateline. So.... what are you doing here?

 

[Strype]

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[Daggar]

This is what I don't understand about the Date-line thingy....

If a dude goes over to an underaged girls house but the Date Line douche bag and the cops bust him then what crime has been commited?

I mean... doesn't the pervert have to actually engage some sort of criminal activity before they can arrest him and haul him off to jail???

If not... then I'm going to start having Jehovas Whitnesses slapped in hand cuffs every time one drops by and the door is answered by one of my girls.

 

[Ike83]

Hi, I'm Chris Hensen from Dateline. So.... what are you doing here?

Oh, just the usual. We were going to go out and go shopping like normal people. Maybe get some ice cream or something.

You know, pretty much what ANY 35 year old guy would do when hanging out with a 15 year old.

 

[nisreo]

nice, never thought you were a chick though. Her titots are way to big though, probably hit the floor.

 

[Matt's 03 GT]

This thread really made my day. Thanks.

Oh and Have you seen her website... Wow

 

[Strype]

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[FrankenStang]

Sooooooooooooo..... Joker.... You look Hawt in purple.

 

[T1 3VOM]

I never thought you were a girl, but just so you know, I'd have no CLUE who you were if you changed your avatar.

 

[Ike83]

You think THAT'S bad? I would have no clue who I was if I changed my OWN Avatar.

 

[Fett]

Even stranger than that, I once stole and used your avitar....got confused and started arguing with myself. I thought you were an wrong about something........turned out, I was wrong. The really strange part is, in the middle of the argument I realized I was wrong in my argument in the first place....then all hell broke loose.

 

[FrankenStang]

I think that takes the prize for "Stangnet's most confusing post".

 

[Turkey Sammich]

Wow. Nothing like owning yourself.

 

[Aliate X]

can we post the pms please to make this thread even better although i havnt read the 2nd page at all....

 

[Ike83]

Even stranger than that, I once stole and used your avitar....got confused and started arguing with myself. I thought you were an wrong about something........turned out, I was wrong. The really strange part is, in the middle of the argument I realized I was wrong in my argument in the first place....then all hell broke loose.

 

[Daggar]

Seriously, if i get one more email, PM or IM asking me for more pics or just in general hitting on me because you think i'm the girl in my avatar, then i'm gonna flip.

If you cant read MIKE in my sig, then you deserve no sympathy.

And to whoever just IMed me, i'm not sure any girl would want that done to her

Ya know... I didn't hire you on here because of you shining attitude, level headedness, or ability to do the job.... I hired you because you had REALLY BIG BOOBS!

That's it! You're outtah here! Pack up your junk. I'll find you some nice out of the way forum where you'll die in obscurity.

I feel so USED!

 

[FrankenStang]

Ya know... I didn't hire you on here because of you shining attitude, level headedness, or ability to do the job.... I hired you because you had REALLY BIG BOOBS!

That's it! You're outtah here! Pack up your junk. I'll find you some nice out of the way forum where you'll die in obscurity.

I feel so USED!

I'll take his job.

 

[Daggar]

I'll take his job.

Please send resume to my PM box in at least 800 x 600 resolution.

Oh... and just to prove that it's you, (I won't be fooled again) you must write "Daggar Rocks!" in ink pen between your boobs.

 

[FrankenStang]

Please send resume to my PM box in at least 800 x 600 resolution.

Oh... and just to prove that it's you, (I won't be fooled again) you must write "Daggar Rocks!" in ink pen between your boobs.

PM sent.

 

[Daggar]

You're trying to trick me!