Best News Yet On Stangnet: WOW!!

Great news!! I am now officially a Mustang GT Gypsy! I have sold the house and as we speak I am on my way to Florida to terrorize the little children! The good news is I won't be on the board for the next several days!! Go BMW PORSCHE AND AUDI!!!
 
Property values will plummet in the "Trinity" area of New Port Richey, just North of Tampa!!! I am in NJ till Tuesday morning then off I go on the Blue Ridge Mountain Parkway all the way to Florida!!! I have disassembled and carefully packed my Crystal Meth Lab and placed it in the trunk. When I arrive in Tampa I plan on performing Oral Surgery on Mexican Immigrants as my new career in Florida. My wife will continue in the Porno business with my father in law directing all new movies!!. Yes just a typical American family moving to Florida!!!
 
I can see it now "EXCON does Florida" ...insurance premiums already ravaged by hurricanes skyrocket even further! Ford dealers accross Forida launch a bid to buy back his vert so they dont have to hear about the "superiority" of German cars as he stops by each dealership he passes on his way to his vacation destination!
 
ExCon said:
Property values will plummet in the "Trinity" area of New Port Richey, just North of Tampa!!! I am in NJ till Tuesday morning then off I go on the Blue Ridge Mountain Parkway all the way to Florida!!! I have disassembled and carefully packed my Crystal Meth Lab and placed it in the trunk. When I arrive in Tampa I plan on performing Oral Surgery on Mexican Immigrants as my new career in Florida. My wife will continue in the Porno business with my father in law directing all new movies!!. Yes just a typical American family moving to Florida!!!

Con, I think you'll find more Cuban and South American immigrants in Florida than Mexicans. Your concept works the same. According to Wldchic, the Mexican immigrants prefer "Norte Mexico"...formally known as southern California. I believe we control the Porno market too. Maybe you should reconsider and move to California instead? It seems like a better fit for your family and we don't have the humidity or hurricanes! :D
 
Besides the 4 hurricanes last year, there are more hurricanes that hit Texas, Louisiana, and the Carolinas than hitting Florida. I've been here since 1979, and I've personally been through 2 major ones (knock on wood). It's better than tornados, blizzard's or even just snow, extreme heat and earthquakes.
Yes, the humidity is rough somedays, but it's pretty much a consistant temperature year round. It rarely hit's the 40's and occasionally gets over 100. Race tracks are open year round. That's enough for me!
 
Con-Pick up some dip when you hit the GA line, and don't forget your spit can-you're not ready to swallow yet. I'm sure you've got a trailer for the meth lab because it's a very competitive industry down here, and you may have to move around.

Also has anyone warned you about lovebugs in Fla? They can be fun in a convertible.
 
Thinking of EXCON in Florida reminded me of this picture put out by the Dems after President Bush was reelected. Not sure why really....

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ExCon said:
I have disassembled and carefully packed my Crystal Meth Lab and placed it in the trunk. When I arrive in Tampa I plan on performing Oral Surgery on Mexican Immigrants as my new career in Florida. My wife will continue in the Porno business with my father in law directing all new movies!!. Yes just a typical American family moving to Florida!!!

Now we know why you bought a Mustang! Your Meth Lab Kit wouldn't fit in the Boxster's trunk! As your business grows, you're going to have to get a Crown Vic to hold all those bulk chemicals and equipment. :rlaugh:
 
Kensho said:
Thinking of EXCON in Florida reminded me of this picture put out by the Dems after President Bush was reelected. Not sure why really....

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haha, for some reason, that was on snopes.com and was proved to be fake.... some angry dem made fake paths for the hurricanes.... they changed them to make them seem like they dodged the blues, but they really covered most of it... just a funny side note....
 

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