I have to post this because i don't think I've had a better ricer encounter than this. This is going to be a long one so bear with me. Here goes:
We had a big drag race weekend this weekend so i was out at the track today. I started seriously drag racing last year an have gotten to know a good number of the regular racers at the track. Me and a guy who drives an F-150 with a 150 shot of N2O were standing around talking. This guy who drives a new Red Chevy Canyon comes over and starts talking to us. No word of a lie his first words to us were (as he's staring at my car). " I kick the **** out of 4.6 Mustangs on the street all the time. I just got a three inch exhaust put on my truck." My reply was, "Have you ever raced a Purple one? Purple is the fastest color you know?" I'm absolutely ready to come unglued on this jackass. He said this is his first time to the track cause he wanted to see what the truck could do. He asked me how fast my car was and I said it's about a 13.9 second car. He says his should easily run 13.5 then. My friend with the F-150 asks him what he's got in his truck. He says it's an inline 5 cylinder. This guy is probably about 35-40, 5'5 maybe 140lbs. All of the 140lbs is mouth. My friend had gone over to this guys truck earlier and the guy shut the hood before my friend could see what was under there. We're thinking he has nitrous or a turbo or something. He continues to tell us he has 300whp and will have 500 by next year. He started talking about a programer that will add 50hp to his truck. At this point I had had enough and kinda lost it on the guy. I told him he was full of **** and that no programmer would add 50rwhp to his truck. My car gained maybe 10hp if I was lucky. Needless to say the guy got the hint and went back to his truck. Both my friend and i said we both wanted to kick his ass bad now on the track. They called for our class and i waited for him to fire up his heap. I lined up next to him but we were both lined up for the right lane, both left lanes were full. I tried to motion over to the guy who sends you to the water box to get us lined up against each other but he didn't see me. "Junior" in his Canyon got called up before me and i am in the waterbox when he makes his pass. He ran a 17.7!!!!!!! I ran a 14.06. I get back to my pit and here's junior waiting for me. He says "I had the truck in drive all the way down the track, i should have had it in 3rd. I would have easily made 13's then." At this point in time i am really starting to see that this guy is unstable. i tried to stay away from him for the rest of the afternoon cause he is ****ed! Our class gets called up for the next time trial. I watch for him and go to the lanes before him so i don't have to talk to him in the staging lanes. I make my pass and still don't get my first 13 second pass, I ran a 14.1. I go park my car in my pit box and then another of my friends shows up and we start to talk. Junior pulls into his box, gets out of his truck, and comes running over to me. he syas loook, I ran a 14.0, my truck was flying! I looked at his timeslip and it was yellow. At our track yellow is a losing timeslip. unfortunately I had one in my hand too cause I got killed by a 12 second Chevelle on my last run. I look at his slip and point to the number on the top of the slip which says D007 in the left lane and point to the window of his truck which has D007 on it in shoe polish. I said that's your time, the 18.5!!!!!! At this point in time I had had enough and lost it on the troll. I told him to go find a hole to burry himself in or i'd make one for him. My buddy is killing himself laughing. I am so pissed I was ready to snap. My buddy and I proceeded to be like 14 year old children and bugged him the rest of the day, oooo the endless taunting. It was hilarious. Even my boss got into it and he is mister prim and proper (he's my crewchief). We find out halfway through the day that this guy is a delivery driver for Dominos and he is actually whacked! I couldn't believe it. What an idiot. I sure had fun though
. Most people who are just beginning drag racers are usually pretty humble. This guy was a real piece of work. There was lots more other stuff that he said that pissed me and my friends off but it would take forever to type it all. This is long enough as it is. Well my rant is over. Chevy drivers 
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We had a big drag race weekend this weekend so i was out at the track today. I started seriously drag racing last year an have gotten to know a good number of the regular racers at the track. Me and a guy who drives an F-150 with a 150 shot of N2O were standing around talking. This guy who drives a new Red Chevy Canyon comes over and starts talking to us. No word of a lie his first words to us were (as he's staring at my car). " I kick the **** out of 4.6 Mustangs on the street all the time. I just got a three inch exhaust put on my truck." My reply was, "Have you ever raced a Purple one? Purple is the fastest color you know?" I'm absolutely ready to come unglued on this jackass. He said this is his first time to the track cause he wanted to see what the truck could do. He asked me how fast my car was and I said it's about a 13.9 second car. He says his should easily run 13.5 then. My friend with the F-150 asks him what he's got in his truck. He says it's an inline 5 cylinder. This guy is probably about 35-40, 5'5 maybe 140lbs. All of the 140lbs is mouth. My friend had gone over to this guys truck earlier and the guy shut the hood before my friend could see what was under there. We're thinking he has nitrous or a turbo or something. He continues to tell us he has 300whp and will have 500 by next year. He started talking about a programer that will add 50hp to his truck. At this point I had had enough and kinda lost it on the guy. I told him he was full of **** and that no programmer would add 50rwhp to his truck. My car gained maybe 10hp if I was lucky. Needless to say the guy got the hint and went back to his truck. Both my friend and i said we both wanted to kick his ass bad now on the track. They called for our class and i waited for him to fire up his heap. I lined up next to him but we were both lined up for the right lane, both left lanes were full. I tried to motion over to the guy who sends you to the water box to get us lined up against each other but he didn't see me. "Junior" in his Canyon got called up before me and i am in the waterbox when he makes his pass. He ran a 17.7!!!!!!! I ran a 14.06. I get back to my pit and here's junior waiting for me. He says "I had the truck in drive all the way down the track, i should have had it in 3rd. I would have easily made 13's then." At this point in time i am really starting to see that this guy is unstable. i tried to stay away from him for the rest of the afternoon cause he is ****ed! Our class gets called up for the next time trial. I watch for him and go to the lanes before him so i don't have to talk to him in the staging lanes. I make my pass and still don't get my first 13 second pass, I ran a 14.1. I go park my car in my pit box and then another of my friends shows up and we start to talk. Junior pulls into his box, gets out of his truck, and comes running over to me. he syas loook, I ran a 14.0, my truck was flying! I looked at his timeslip and it was yellow. At our track yellow is a losing timeslip. unfortunately I had one in my hand too cause I got killed by a 12 second Chevelle on my last run. I look at his slip and point to the number on the top of the slip which says D007 in the left lane and point to the window of his truck which has D007 on it in shoe polish. I said that's your time, the 18.5!!!!!! At this point in time I had had enough and lost it on the troll. I told him to go find a hole to burry himself in or i'd make one for him. My buddy is killing himself laughing. I am so pissed I was ready to snap. My buddy and I proceeded to be like 14 year old children and bugged him the rest of the day, oooo the endless taunting. It was hilarious. Even my boss got into it and he is mister prim and proper (he's my crewchief). We find out halfway through the day that this guy is a delivery driver for Dominos and he is actually whacked! I couldn't believe it. What an idiot. I sure had fun though
. Most people who are just beginning drag racers are usually pretty humble. This guy was a real piece of work. There was lots more other stuff that he said that pissed me and my friends off but it would take forever to type it all. This is long enough as it is. Well my rant is over. Chevy drivers .
ROFL 
Bahahahah!!!! Thats priceless!!
. You'll see him around town. Look for a Red Chevy Canyon with Black powder coated rims. He used to have a sticker on the back window of his truck that said Hemi Eater 
. What a noob.
