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jordanvraptor

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Drive carefully, give cars with John Kerry bumper stickers lots of room...
 

gospeedgo

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Oh damn dude...that sucks!
 

Scooby5.0Doo

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that happend today? man whats this world comming to oh wait its already here
 
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pcinpdx

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What does your wreck have to do with JK bumper stickers?
 

duner

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jordanvraptor said:
Drive carefully, give cars with John Kerry bumper stickers lots of room...
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Damnit! What was the tree sap, weed and underarm hair distracting her?
 
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pcinpdx

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duner said:
Damnit! What was the tree sap, weed and underarm hair distracting her?
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Nah they were probably trying to "free willy"

But really, it either looks like he went off the road or rear ended someone...or maybe the bumper sticker distracted him?
 

jordanvraptor

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duner said:
Damnit! What was the tree sap, weed and underarm hair distracting her?
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Actually, she was kind of a hottie. Don't know about the underarm hair though...

Sadly it wasn't a rice car... It was a Focus, kind of a rice car but its rear bumper looked a lot better than my front. Except, for the disfiguring John Kerry stickers of course...
 

jordanvraptor

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Merging traffic, she stopped, I didn't, end of story. That's why we have insurance. Unless you are an undocumented worker or on meth...
 

jordanvraptor

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On the bright side, the hood will FINALLY get repainted...
 

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You have the Super Man Horse !!!

Sucks to see this........get her fixed !
 

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Sorry about that Jordan.
Well there's a wave of bad luck comming through here I can see. I go 2 more tickets last night! 2 for the same thing, one for a cali roll (stop sign) and the other for "improper right turn". Yep did a california roll turning right through a stop sign and there was a cop scooping new lows!
 

jordanvraptor

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I was debating about keeping this top secret but you guys would have figured something was up if I didn't race at PIR for a while....

Ok, what pinko commie sympathizer added this icon? Just Kidding, I love Canada, at least when the exchange rate is good.
 
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pcinpdx

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jordanvraptor said:
Merging traffic, she stopped, I didn't, end of story.
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So the JK sticker had nothing to do with the wreck - other than it getting mangled?
 

duner

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Darkness said:
Yep did a california roll turning right through a stop sign and there was a cop scooping new lows!
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Did you flash him the shocker?

 

jordanvraptor

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pcinpdx said:
So the JK sticker had nothing to do with the wreck - other than it getting mangled?
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It actually survived intact... Should have went to ramming speed...

If you don't know, its a friendly good natured ribbing between Rootus, Duner and myself. If you are offended, sorry, maybe you can get the mods to ban me.
 
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I know what you're going through. Sorry to hear it.
 

Rootus

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jordanvraptor said:
Actually, she was kind of a hottie.
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Then tell me you got a picture of her laying across your broken hood, right?
 

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gospeedgo said:
Oh damn dude...that sucks!
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Dont think Walter can fix that one
 

jordanvraptor

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saleenster said:
Dont think Walter can fix that one
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Nope, by the way, her name was Cori...
 

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jordanvraptor said:
Nope, by the way, her name was Cori...
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Like her already ...
 
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