Capital Punishment?

helty

some Ukrainian's enjoying a handjob via my credit
Mar 30, 2005
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Ive been gone since Sunday night. Just got back into town around 10:45 last night. Had to drive the red dragon from LR to Dallas for job training. So we get back late last night, tired as balls and go to bed around midnight.

This morning I walk out to my car to head to class and see this:

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WTF!? :mad:

As if I didnt have enough **** going on with a new job, school, etc., this **** happens. They also left a piece of a blue balloon under my windshield wiper :shrug:

Here are the suspects:

1. Last week somebody vandalized a white V6 stang in the parking lot. They stole her windshield wipers and cracked the windsheild in doing so. It looked like they took a ball-peen hammer to the windshield in two spots, right under the wipers. As I get beck from my 1:00 class, she questions if anything happened to my car. I say no, sorry and that I hope they catch the ignorant prick who did that. Cops showed up and I went to work. Ever since then the girl who owns the V6 looks at me like Im guilty, but I know I didnt do anything to her car and have an aliby (sp?) if she wants to hear it (PIITB :nice: ). Could she think I did it and want some kind of payback?

2. My gf's best friend and I dont always see eye to eye. Her other friend's cousin lives right across the hall from us and just got married. Saturday night me and the queen had a fight, so im sure she went over there and told her friends how much of a dickhead I am. Anyway, like I said her cousin got married. Her husbands car was covered in all kinds of **** after the wedding, but I didnt notice if green silly string was on it or not. Could her two friends have gotten the silly string from the cousings apartment and F'ked with my car bc me and the queen had a fight? Maybe. But this girl thinks I dont like her at all and actually has been very nice every time she's over hanging out.

3. Random vandalism and I'll never find out who did it; the most likely case. :nonono:

Anyway, this was my morning, how was yours :)
 

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Ok, since there's no pics, can you explain what happened to the car? The damn post was long enough....I might as well at least understand what you're talking about.

Either way, its obviously not random vandalization because that's 2 cars in the same parking lot. Probably some punk teenagers who live around there. Could be the gf's friends...especially if she told them how much you loooove your stang! Man if that's the case, you better drop that chick if she let her friends **** with your car! PIITB then drop her off in New York and tell her to keep up the good work and she should find a way home.
 
walked out to the car this morning and there was a **** load of green silly string in my drivers side tail-pipe. Actually it was in the Bassani baffle, way back in there too. Ended up being late for class bc I had to clean the **** out.

My gf has nothing to do with it, we've been together on and off for 3 years now. She only talks to this friend occasionally anymore too. Besides she was with me on the trip and doesnt have any say in what her friends do. On top of that, her friend honestly has been being really cool for that past few months. I dunno, Im going to tell the complex manager about it and show her pics. Theres also a Police Officer living on the premises so I'll run it by him.

I have class and work until 9, when I get back I'll load the pics to another site and share with everyone.

Here are the link, doubt they work though: http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/helty/Bull****003.jpg
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/helty/Bull****002.jpg
damn'it, Im looking right at the pics in my photobucket account, Ive uploaded/deleted/uploaded them 3 times now, and my old uploads are working fine. WTF?
 
Man that sucks. You figure out who did it, shove that silly string up their ass. I can't tell if the links work or not, photobucket is blocked from my work server.

Just to let you know....I never would have read a post that damn long if it wasn't from good ol' helty!
 
oh my, that's terrible :/ Grow a spine, man. Green silly string in my exhaust, I had to clean it out, boohoo. There is nothing harmed at all, and you could have driven away. The first time you hit full throttle it would have blasted out of there. What's with all the manufactured drama? I mean, pieces of a blue balloon upsets you at all? You need to relax a bit, IMHO. Go for a drive or something, and burn off a layer of rubber or something. You aren't talking about vandalism here, you are talking about someone under a bit of stress over-reacting. Seriously, someone was obviously just messing with you, not trying to wreck anything or piss you off here.

Here's the pics (Correct the spelling in Bull****.jpg to get the correct URL):
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/helty/Bullsiht002.jpg
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/helty/Bullsiht003.jpg
 
Replace the '****' in the link with S .. H... I ... T...

Then it works. Man... looks like someone blew boogies in yer tailpipe. I would vote for random vandals... probly young punks screwing around.
 
Helty you're dumb :nonono: Just rename the links Bull002.jpg and post them as such, idiot!





on the serious side though, that sucks, but I wouldn't get too mad at it as it should blow right out :shrug:

but we know that if you catch them that you'll have blood on your shirt, in proper StangNet manner :D
 
Ernad said:
Helty you're dumb :nonono: Just rename the links Bull002.jpg and post them as such, idiot!
yer dead





on the serious side though, that sucks, but I wouldn't get too mad at it as it should blow right out :shrug:

but we know that if you catch them that you'll have blood on your shirt, in proper StangNet manner :D
i know it could have been worse, but its the principle, as always. You dont **** with someone elses car :mad:

late for work, will fix the links later unless someone wants to do it for me. :nice:
 
40oz said:
oh my, that's terrible :/ Grow a spine, man. Green silly string in my exhaust, I had to clean it out, boohoo. There is nothing harmed at all, and you could have driven away. The first time you hit full throttle it would have blasted out of there. What's with all the manufactured drama? I mean, pieces of a blue balloon upsets you at all? You need to relax a bit, IMHO. Go for a drive or something, and burn off a layer of rubber or something. You aren't talking about vandalism here, you are talking about someone under a bit of stress over-reacting. Seriously, someone was obviously just messing with you, not trying to wreck anything or piss you off here.
you need to stfu :nice:

The fact that it was something minor compared to say, having my paint keyed, is irrellevent. Some ******* thought it would be funny to dick with my personal property. No, it didnt blow right out either. It was hardened after sitting in there all night and took me a few minutes with a screw driver to get most of it out. I ended up being late for class because of this **** too.

Is the world going to end because of it? Surely not. But I mind my own ****ing business and havent done anything to anyobody since living here. I work(ed) hard for the money to pay for my car and the new exhaust, and I dont appreciate some jack-ass spraying silly putty into my exhaust. When I walk out to my car in the morning I expect it to be in the same condition it was as I left it the previous night.

So once again, stfu :nice:
 
reddrgn01gt said:
I'm just pissed off because you called your car the red dragon. it was me! **** its raining.
blah! Ive been calling it the Red Dragon ever since Old School came out :rlaugh:

But I wont use that to refer to my car on SN anymore, just for you. BTW, that Cobra bumper looks hawt :nice: