Dipstick blowing out oil on headers

Alright, Ive tried to stop oil from getting into the intake by using an oil catcher from home depot along with a new PCV valve and hose and yeah its catching oil alright but when I stomp on it hard( against a Charger) she blew oil all over the headers and the dipstck was out of the tube 1/2 inch.So.. I figuered the set up was causing too much pressure , not enough flow at high RPM. and I removed it. it s doing the same thing, I got a NAPA PCV valve and it looks kind of small to me so I callad FORD and orderd a PCV valve and the screen cause I took mine out a long time ago, think that will help?, if not WTF?

FWIW, I changed head gaskets and while my parts where on the shop floor some one stepped on the dipstick tube and bent it so I got a new one from Ford,as far as comp. check last time they were all in the 145 to 150 range that was in August but Ill do another one today to be sure, after I pick up my PCV valve and screen.I know the short block is tired though.