Last night, the wife and I are driving to a Craft Supply Store and on the way home (I bought 50lbs of Clay for a custom CAI I am building for the Mach which was in the trunk), I am driving in the left lane trying to get over so that I can get into the right lane to get in the interstate. I am beside an Integra and he has the Washer Fluid LED's, etc. and he refuses to either slow down or speed up to let me in. I give him a nice little taste of the ass-end of an 05 Mustang GT. I slapped him up like I was his Pimp. We got to the next next light and he was right on my ass - too close for me - even standing still. I gave him another dose. He gets on the interstate to follow me and I thought - will this ever end? He got on and off at the same exit. I guess he never saw an 05 yet so he had to follow me in order to see one. Maybe if I had slowed down for him to catch up he might have given me a thumbs up... On second thought - I don't care... At least my wife got a good laugh at his expense... It is her car after all.
Don't know what this Integra was thinking
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Don't forget that if he turned on his neon undercarriage lights the would have been another 40hp. 17+43+40=100hp. Nothing to scoff at, and I am sure glad you didn't tangle with that dude. 
You would have been embarrassed in front of wifey. 
You would have been embarrassed in front of wifey. 
I had someone in a SATURN chasing me and speeding up and slowing down, it was really crazy. I just floored it on a mildly busy freeway and got a bit ahead to avoid this jerk.
So my exit is coming up, and I decide to take it really fast. I go down the offramp (straight shot to the bottom, no curve), and my light is turning yellow. I keep the speed up, take my hard left on the yellow, and it turns red just as I complete my turn. I look back at the intersection through my rear view, and a full 2-3 count later, in comes the Saturn on the red. Luckily he didn't T-Bone anyone in the intersection.
I bet he just couldn't brake in time LOL.
So my exit is coming up, and I decide to take it really fast. I go down the offramp (straight shot to the bottom, no curve), and my light is turning yellow. I keep the speed up, take my hard left on the yellow, and it turns red just as I complete my turn. I look back at the intersection through my rear view, and a full 2-3 count later, in comes the Saturn on the red. Luckily he didn't T-Bone anyone in the intersection.
I bet he just couldn't brake in time LOL.
haha nice kill.
I fear my friend's GSR like the plauge
350 to the ground detuned on pump gas... 450 fwhp comming this summer, he spins through third and still thrashes on C5's
O and it is all black, smoked tails (dark read no clears) gunmetal rims and a type R front end (square headlights like an accord) it is an awesome sleeper. Now he is gutting the interior and doing his on CF interior so you don't see baremetal.
I fear my friend's GSR like the plauge
350 to the ground detuned on pump gas... 450 fwhp comming this summer, he spins through third and still thrashes on C5's O and it is all black, smoked tails (dark read no clears) gunmetal rims and a type R front end (square headlights like an accord) it is an awesome sleeper. Now he is gutting the interior and doing his on CF interior so you don't see baremetal.
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Stang2k5 said:
I'm really hoping I get such an incident with you, because you'll get a good look at my tail lights from many car lengths away.
Your bashing of the SN95 Cobras has you needing a street spankin'.
By the way, your sig. is ghey!!
thunderstorm144
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Rice for dinner
I've had rice for dinner twice in the past two weeks. It's gets a little boring if you eat it too often. Most of the rice around here is only half cooked, too. Silly little children think sticking a teradactyl wing on the back of a honda makes it go faster. Hmmm...
Oh, and that silly sound coming from your muffler are the gerbils complaining about never getting off the wheel in your engine compartment.
I am actively searching out an RX-8 or 300Z for showdown at high noon.
I've had rice for dinner twice in the past two weeks. It's gets a little boring if you eat it too often. Most of the rice around here is only half cooked, too. Silly little children think sticking a teradactyl wing on the back of a honda makes it go faster. Hmmm...
Oh, and that silly sound coming from your muffler are the gerbils complaining about never getting off the wheel in your engine compartment.
I am actively searching out an RX-8 or 300Z for showdown at high noon.
thunderstorm144 said:I've had rice for dinner twice in the past two weeks. It's gets a little boring if you eat it too often. Most of the rice around here is only half cooked, too. Silly little children think sticking a teradactyl wing on the back of a honda makes it go faster. Hmmm...
Oh, and that silly sound coming from your muffler are the gerbils complaining about never getting off the wheel in your engine compartment.
I am actively searching out an RX-8 or 300Z for showdown at high noon.
come up here I will set you up with a 12sec civic, or a 11 second on, how about a mid 10 second one and a mid 10 second dsm. Plethora of fast imports here. but 10x the amount of rice.
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BlackArtemis said:
I would but my doctor warned me against excessive laughing, which all those silly undercarriage lights and playstation 2 consoles in the dash seem to make me do.
If I stuck a NOS system in my stang (I just disagree with this whole concept), or put a supercharger or blower on it, then we'd be talking apples to apples. Rubber band stretched so tight 4 cylinder that can only achieve fast times with the help of nitrous. Hmmm....
Ricers make me wanna
But to each his own.
uhh they are plain stock looking cars with no light up accessories. how the **** is a plain jane looking civic pulling mid to high 10's rice? How is a 500+ to the wheels GSX rice?
I guess the soon to be TT NSX is rice too . Don't get me wrong the shop owner (and owner of the NSX) is an ******* but that nothing to do with their choice of car. Many people like yourself have gone up against these cars and got their asses handed to them
You say "If I stuck a NOS system in my stang (I just disagree with this whole concept), or put a supercharger or blower on it" Guess what? They already put the go fast goodies on, they are not the ones making the ricer excuses now.. The only nitrous used is an intercooler spray.
I guess the soon to be TT NSX is rice too . Don't get me wrong the shop owner (and owner of the NSX) is an ******* but that nothing to do with their choice of car. Many people like yourself have gone up against these cars and got their asses handed to them
You say "If I stuck a NOS system in my stang (I just disagree with this whole concept), or put a supercharger or blower on it" Guess what? They already put the go fast goodies on, they are not the ones making the ricer excuses now.. The only nitrous used is an intercooler spray.
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Stang2k5 said:bump
I edited my post above for mr COBRA-DORK to understand. He misquoted me in the "04 svt or 05 gt" forum
That's a lie... I didn't misquote you.
I quoted your original post directly as it was written, and that is how your post came across with the interpretation of the reader... that you've had several "similar incidents" of someone street racing with you.
Sorry, I'm not trying to ruin your little web life on this forum. I'm merely tired of you talking crap about 03/04 Cobras. Keep the respect for the Cobra and I'll keep the respect for you and your 05 GT.
I like the new GT's, and I think they are cool as heck... I'd like to buy one for my wife this coming spring if I can convince her to sell her EB Expedition.
Also, you told us Cobra guys to leave the forum in the thread you referenced that I misquoted you... that's ridiculous because the topic of that thread involved SVT Cobras.
I done with this biased forum. The person or people who run this site are also biased toward the SVT. Its very sad when a person can't express a opinion other than someone else. I guess you couldn't think of a good enough reply for my "Cobra owners need to get a grip" forum thread so you deleted it...
Have fun with your little biased forum
Have fun with your little biased forum
. <Thats me dancing while a troll is taking a walk of shame.
