Dynamics of an Oreo

timeless2 · Jul 7, 2006

DMAN302 said:
Little harsh...I think my feelings have been hurt...nope just a cramp

Ahh, I understand, bro. :menstruatingmale:

Strype · Jul 7, 2006

Where's that snack fairy when ya need 'em???

Strype · Jul 7, 2006

Speaking of snacks has anyone ever picked up a dead squirrel out of the flower bed only to end up dodging maggots dropping out of it???

timeless2 · Jul 7, 2006

Daggar · Jul 7, 2006

I did once have to wrestle a dead bunny away from my dog who was feverishly attemtpting to consume said maggot infested rodent.

Edit: Nice segway on the derailment btw. When last you two met, you were but the learner. Now YOU may be the master.

DMAN302 · Jul 7, 2006

mm..not really strype, I think you may find your quite alone with that one. Still have the squirrel..?

bluevenom867 · Jul 7, 2006

Strype said:
Speaking of snacks has anyone ever picked up a dead squirrel out of the flower bed only to end up dodging maggots dropping out of it???

Once,but it was a possum..oh and it wasnt in a flower bed,just the backyard.

Strype · Jul 7, 2006

timeless2 said:
No.

Well it just so happens that it is really not as disgusting as most may have thought. The wife didn't even thank me.

PS: I just downloaded Internet Explorer 7 and it ROX!!! Even has a ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

DMAN302 · Jul 7, 2006

Have you ever, after just consuming and entire pizza, woken up after a carb induced coma and just felt like azz?

Strype · Jul 7, 2006

DMAN302 said:
Have you ever, after just consuming and entire pizza, woken up after a carb induced coma and just felt like azz?

You're right... we are brothers

DMAN302 · Jul 7, 2006

'poppa can you hear meee?'
'poppa can you seeee meee?'

timeless2 · Jul 7, 2006

Strype said:
PS: I just downloaded Internet Explorer 7 and it ROX!!! Even has a ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Welcome to last week.

Strype · Jul 7, 2006

timeless2 said:
Welcome to last week.

Hey some of us are very busy people

timeless2 · Jul 7, 2006

Strype said:
Hey some of us are very busy people

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht.

DMAN302 · Jul 7, 2006

Yeah I downloading it..I did it's soo cool with the stuff and the programs and stuff. I like to use that explarler 7 it's so much better than that explarler 6...that's so old school..like how 2005...

DMAN302 · Jul 7, 2006

*wonders if anyone will realize he doesn't know what the hell they're talking about, but desparately wants to fit in*

Strype · Jul 7, 2006

LMFAO

Strype · Jul 7, 2006

*story time*

"To confuse the issue I refer,
To familiar heroes from loooong ago,
No matter how much Peter loved her,
What made the Pan refuse to grooooow,
Was that the HOOOOOOOOOOOOOK brings youuu baaaaaaaack!!!
I ain't tellin you no liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiee"

Blues Traveler

EDIT:

Suck it in suck it in if your Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boyline
Make a desperate move or else you'll win and then begin to see what you're doing to me this MTV is not for free it's so PC it's killing me so desparately I'll sing to the of love... sure but also rage and fate and hate and fear of self and I can't keep these feelings on the shelf I've tried, well no, in fact I lie- it could be financial suicide but I got too much pride inside to hide or slide I'll do as I decide and let it ride til I die and only then shall abide this tide of catchy little tunes, hip 3 minute ditties... I wanna bust all your balloons I wanna burn all of your cities to the ground! I found out I can't mess around unless I play then hey I'll go on all day hear what I say I really had a prayer to pray that's really all this was when I'm fealin stuck and need a buck I don't rely on luck because the HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings you baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayayack

grey5.0beast · Jul 7, 2006

ahhh... I see where you guys are coming from, but with the problems of the structural integrity when dipping can be solved by dumping 4 cookies(regular or stuffed) into a tall, wide mouthed cup. Crush the cookies witha moderate sized spoon, Next pour glass untill almost full, compensating for the extra spoon volume inserted after the milk. Proceed scoop soggy, milky cookies into your mouth! This is the best oreo eating technique my associates and I can come up with. At the end, be sure to rinse the glass out while still wet, when oreo dries on glass, it sticks and major scrubbing is invlolved, which DMANs mommy would not like.

*DISCLAIMER* DMAN when attempting this act of eating, wear your helmet,don't want to risk anything.

P.S. I believe I am the newest member of the talk posse, WELCOME ME!!!!! I feel like I belong! I like my title as well, thanks Strype, your my hero!

Daggar · Jul 7, 2006

Cookies should NEVER be dipped! It is the stark contrast between the crunchy, sweet, dryness of the cookie and cold, creaminess of the milk that makes them a staple of the civilized world. The two should not be joined until time of processesing within the oral cavity. This is where the combination of dissimilar properties join together for the instantaneous rush and release of the endorphins that makes most of us the cookie consumers that we are today.

Dynamics of an Oreo

OREOS: DRY OR GOOD

Eating oreos, ingesting, then drinking milk

Mixing oreos and milk pre-orally, by way of dipping or dunking!

Biting cookie followed immediately by swig of milk

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Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!

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