Dynamics of an Oreo

[grey5.0beast]

I DISAGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oreos have always been marketed as milk's favorite cookie, not stomach's fav. This is where you are wrong Daggar. The endorphins can be just as stimluated, if not more so, when the cookies and milk are combined pre-orally.

 

[Daggar]

BLASPHEMY! Blasphemey, I say! Those who partake in the consumption of soggy cookies can be nothing more than barbarians! Who cannot love the crunchy snap of a fresh, crisp cookie? Though it may be true that the mixing of two can be satisfying it should again, never be performed prior to entering the one's mouth. It it only THEN that one may enjoy the distinct properties of the two unlike materials as they intertwine prior to entering the gullet and forming into the chittery goo of cookie goodness.

 

[timeless2]

Words of advice:
Don't miss the cookie.

 

[grey5.0beast]

BLASPHEMY! Blasphemey, I say! Those who partake in the consumption of soggy cookies can be nothing more than barbarians! Who cannot love the crunchy snap of a fresh, crisp cookie? Though it may be true that the mixing of two can be satisfying it should again, never be performed prior to entering the one's mouth. It it only THEN that one may enjoy the distinct properties of the two unlike materials as they intertwine prior to entering the gullet and forming into the chittery goo of cookie goodness.

Blah... blah...
You speak of enjoying the two being mixed when only in the stomach!?!?!?!?!? There is no scientifical way it can be tasted or enjoyed on the inside; therfore, mixing pre-orally combines the best of both worlds, in that they CAN be tasted and enjoyed AND end up inside of the same place you believe they should.

YOU HAVE BEEN BEAT!!! ACCEPT IT!! Come to my poll!!!

 

[grey5.0beast]

OREO DYNAMICS PART TWO!!!!!!!!

Daggar believes that oreos and cookies in general can only be enjoyed while eating the cookie dry, ingesting then swallowing the milk, However I believe if mixed preorally, the cookie and milk have much greater potnetial at being enjoyed by all, eventually ending up the same way. VOTE OR DIE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Daggar]

Blah... blah...
You speak of enjoying the two being mixed when only in the stomach!?!?!?!?!? There is no scientifical way it can be tasted or enjoyed on the inside; therfore, mixing pre-orally combines the best of both worlds, in that they CAN be tasted and enjoyed AND end up inside of the same place you believe they should.

YOU HAVE BEEN BEAT!!! ACCEPT IT!! Come to my poll!!!

Of course not! Your obvious uncivilized approach to the consumption of cookies tells the tale of your misrepresentation of my post. The two should be mixed together WITHIN the oral cavity; not the stomach!

 

[Daggar]

You've left a vital selection out of your poll in order to skew the results in your favor, Im sure.

The third selection should be:

Biting the cookie then chasing with a swig of the milk and chewing the two together prior to swallowing.

 

[Daggar]

1. Put entire Oreo in mouth.
2. Drink milk.
3. Chew, ingest, enjoy.
4. Repeat


Git 'er done, you pussies.

Yes!!!!!! Finally! Another cookies consuming connoisseur!

 

[grey5.0beast]

You had originally stated that the cookie and milk should only come into contact when in the stomach, make up your mind!

 

[Daggar]

Never said such a thing! Review my posts and quote the section where I even mentioned the stomach.

Stomachs are used for the processing of alchoholic beverage into the blood stream. Nothing more.

 

[grey5.0beast]

I am done arguing with DAGGAR, to quote a wise man "don't argue with idiots, it will make you dumber"

I must be almost retarded

 

[Daggar]

I am done arguing with DAGGAR, to quote a wise man "don't argue with idiots, it will make you dumber"

I must be almost retarded

Tis true. I'd had the feeling you were retarded since the start of our conversation.

 

[grey5.0beast]

I argue with you too much then.

 

[grey5.0beast]

I am going to eat dinner now, and for dessert I might have some oreos and milk. I will try your way but when the stiffness of the cookie scrapes the roof of my mouth, I will sue.

 

[Daggar]

I am going to eat dinner now, and for dessert I might have some oreos and milk. I will try your way but when the stiffness of the cookie scrapes the roof of my mouth, I will sue.

Soon you will come to realize the ways of Daggar my young padowan.

 

[DMAN302]

*Rises up from behind couch with helmet on (wife insists this will keep ouchies at a minimum) with bag of cool ranch doritos in hand*

Man you guys made such a fuss I think I'm intimidated by the whole cookie ordeal...oh well chips it is.....

 

[Daggar]

*Rises up from behind couch with helmet on (wife insists this will keep ouchies at a minimum) with bag of cool ranch doritos in hand*

Man you guys made such a fuss I think I'm intimidated by the whole cookie ordeal...oh well chips it is.....

Hmmm... chips huh? Ruffles with ranch dip! Mmmmmmmm.

 

[Aaron]

*Rises up from behind couch with helmet on (wife insists this will keep ouchies at a minimum) with bag of cool ranch doritos in hand*

I got ranch, I got ranch...YEAAAAA!

 

[DMAN302]

You look nothing like I imagined you would..really nothing.

 

[Aaron]

Well - I guess I can say the same of you too!
Ummm - your ear is crooked...