fox vs. civic on pinks

kevin2m4 said:

is there any where i can download or see this episode? every time i look for pinks on limewire all kinds of **** comes up

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Darkwriter77 said:

Both teams sucked - the Honda guys for bringing a fully-race-stripped Civic and claiming it only ran like a 14.8 in the 1/4, and the Mustang guys for being such preposterous macho buttplugs without real names. ("Big Joe" or whatever, and "Asian?" WTF? These are the dorks that should be on the Honda team!).

This episode and the one before it with the two bikes (the "It's not fair!" whine-fest where they had a Re-do of Race 2) were the first two I've ever seen of the show, and I gotta say ... Pinks sucks. Doesn't live up to all the hype I've heard everyone talk up on it. It's basically two oddball machines lined up in front of some bald Billy Corrigan look-alike dork pretending to be a human Sportsman tree, and sandbagging the first two races until they whine ("negotiate") their way into an absurd handicap start that totally skews the race in favor of someone. They could make the show watchable if they would:
1. Ditch the bald geek and use a standard race tree (thereby eliminating all the fuss over unfair starts and "I wasn't ready!" whine-fests);
2. Forget about giving car-length handicap head-starts and just pair up fairly-matched cars;
3. If they insist on using the bald dork for a starting method, at least film the races on an actual highway (closed from traffic, of course) so there's some real-world physics at play. Starting races with a human signal on a race track with a light tree right behind the guy is just plain retarded, frankly.
4. Somebody tell Baldy that he looks constipated when he's hunched over and doing his squishy-faced "point-point-raise-drop" arm gesture bit. Better yet, throw him out and get Big John McCarthy from the UFC to point at each racer and do his "Are you ready? Are you ready? Let's get it on!" thing.

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Darkwriter77 said:

Both teams sucked - the Honda guys for bringing a fully-race-stripped Civic and claiming it only ran like a 14.8 in the 1/4, and the Mustang guys for being such preposterous macho buttplugs without real names. ("Big Joe" or whatever, and "Asian?" WTF? These are the dorks that should be on the Honda team!).

This episode and the one before it with the two bikes (the "It's not fair!" whine-fest where they had a Re-do of Race 2) were the first two I've ever seen of the show, and I gotta say ... Pinks sucks. Doesn't live up to all the hype I've heard everyone talk up on it. It's basically two oddball machines lined up in front of some bald Billy Corrigan look-alike dork pretending to be a human Sportsman tree, and sandbagging the first two races until they whine ("negotiate") their way into an absurd handicap start that totally skews the race in favor of someone. They could make the show watchable if they would:
1. Ditch the bald geek and use a standard race tree (thereby eliminating all the fuss over unfair starts and "I wasn't ready!" whine-fests);
2. Forget about giving car-length handicap head-starts and just pair up fairly-matched cars;
3. If they insist on using the bald dork for a starting method, at least film the races on an actual highway (closed from traffic, of course) so there's some real-world physics at play. Starting races with a human signal on a race track with a light tree right behind the guy is just plain retarded, frankly.
4. Somebody tell Baldy that he looks constipated when he's hunched over and doing his squishy-faced "point-point-raise-drop" arm gesture bit. Better yet, throw him out and get Big John McCarthy from the UFC to point at each racer and do his "Are you ready? Are you ready? Let's get it on!" thing.

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kevin2m4 said:

is there any where i can download or see this episode? every time i look for pinks on limewire all kinds of **** comes up

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