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Hauuse96gt

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Well, it was a late night at work (about 3 a.m.). I am driving home, and I see some kids to my right like I do every night because I have to drive through campus housing on my commute home. These punk kids decide to light up my car with a paintball gun, but they chose the wrong guy. I slammed my breaks on in the middle of a busy street, and started after these guys. There were three of them, all bigger then me (I'm 165lbs athletic build), but I think me yelling "I'm gonna f**kin' kill you guys" might of made up for my inferior size.

They took off running, the guy with the gun split one way, but I had already locked onto one guy. I tripped my targeted ******* after 15 seconds of a dead sprint. While he was down he got a running kick to the head. Now, the other was on me. I got thrown down to the ground, and they both took off running again.

I got back up, and started running after them again. I am an X state wrestler, but that was about 4 years ago, so I am a bit out of shape. After chasing them for another 1/4 mile I hear them in the woods. I was much winded, and I was guessing they had come to their senses that there were two of them. So, I decide to call the cops, and head back to my unattended car to make sure the guy with the paintball gun isn't destroying it.

The cop arrives, but I tell him to just go look for the guys. I knew he wasn't going to do **** for me unless he found them immediately. I did not want to waste any time with this stuff on my car so I drove back to work. Once I arrived at work I got a big bucket of hot water, and dumped it on my car. I then hear the store's door slam, and realize I left my keys sitting by the sink. Of course, the store's door was locked, so I had to have my father drive 45 minutes to bring me an extra set of keys.

Just thought I would get that off my chest.
 
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Black'02

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Wow that sucks. Did you get any bad dents from the paintballs?
 
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Yea man i hate that crap . Same type of crap happened to me, but i was actually leaving school. I guess this little **** thought i was someone else and shot in the back of the head with a paintball gun. So i ran him down (ran track in high school and hold record for me schools 100m dash) tripped his ass and took his gun and i got my revenge on his nuts a few times. Walked away with is gun got in my car and left. Those lil bastards need to learn to think before they act. But i hope your car is good and you didnt get any bad dents and got all the paint off.
 

DocG

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Maybe you scared them enough to think twice next time. You leave your car running when you took off after them? Lucky that third kid didn't circle back and just steal your car! That's what I would have done when I was a kid. I was a bad kid, I blame my parents and Saved by the Bell.
 
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Kilgore Trout

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I used to throw snowballs at cars...
 
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bakos24

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Kilgore Trout said:
I used to throw snowballs at cars...
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Kind of related story, about a week a go some kids decide to throw eggs at cars as they drove by. Well, the was a big mistake. They threw eggs at this suv. The guy in the suv stops, gets out of the car and the guy shoots the kid, kills him on the spot.
 
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bluextc

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I read that story online! It was sad...
 

DTNODYA

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That blows man! But I do find it amusing that you stopped, got out and started running after them. I bet they were *****tin' kittens.
 

Dusstbuster

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bakos24 said:
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Kind of related story, about a week a go some kids decide to throw eggs at cars as they drove by. Well, the was a big mistake. They threw eggs at this suv. The guy in the suv stops, gets out of the car and the guy shoots the kid, kills him on the spot.
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Egg's ruin paint. The price of new paint > that kids life
 
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mustangcam

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for homecoming this year everyone started using paintballs to shoot eachothers cars when the rolled them. they did that to me and i got every last one of them back. one of my good friends who i kno hardly ever locks his car got me, so i went to the seafood store. bought a 3' fish, have no idea what kind it was a while ago. went to his car, popped the hood, and laid the fish on his engine. smelled horrible for about a week after he figured it out. another kid we put his car on blocks and his wheels on his roof. thats all good fun but paintballs pissed me off cuz that can really damage my car.
 
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Kilgore Trout

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bakos24 said:
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Kind of related story, about a week a go some kids decide to throw eggs at cars as they drove by. Well, the was a big mistake. They threw eggs at this suv. The guy in the suv stops, gets out of the car and the guy shoots the kid, kills him on the spot.
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I hope the shooter gets the death sentence.
 
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bakos24

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Kilgore Trout said:
I hope the shooter gets the death sentence.
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Me to, but as far as i know he got away.
 

Crzyhrse

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Hauuse96gt said:
Well, it was a late night at work (about 3 a.m.). I am driving home, and I see some kids to my right like I do every night because I have to drive through campus housing on my commute home. These punk kids decide to light up my car with a paintball gun, but they chose the wrong guy. I slammed my breaks on in the middle of a busy street, and started after these guys. There were three of them, all bigger then me (I'm 165lbs athletic build), but I think me yelling "I'm gonna f**kin' kill you guys" might of made up for my inferior size.

They took off running, the guy with the gun split one way, but I had already locked onto one guy. I tripped my targeted ******* after 15 seconds of a dead sprint. While he was down he got a running kick to the head. Now, the other was on me. I got thrown down to the ground, and they both took off running again.

I got back up, and started running after them again. I am an X state wrestler, but that was about 4 years ago, so I am a bit out of shape. After chasing them for another 1/4 mile I hear them in the woods. I was much winded, and I was guessing they had come to their senses that there were two of them. So, I decide to call the cops, and head back to my unattended car to make sure the guy with the paintball gun isn't destroying it.

The cop arrives, but I tell him to just go look for the guys. I knew he wasn't going to do **** for me unless he found them immediately. I did not want to waste any time with this stuff on my car so I drove back to work. Once I arrived at work I got a big bucket of hot water, and dumped it on my car. I then hear the store's door slam, and realize I left my keys sitting by the sink. Of course, the store's door was locked, so I had to have my father drive 45 minutes to bring me an extra set of keys.

Just thought I would get that off my chest.
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I hope you did'nt get any blood on your Abercrombie @ Fitch shirt.
 

Hauuse96gt

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Crzyhrse said:
I hope you did'nt get any blood on your Abercrombie @ Fitch shirt.
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I bet you are sitting at home wearing a dirty wal-mart crash bandicoot shirt and a rock star mullet.











BTW these weren't really kid. They were probably freshmen or sophomores in college, but obviously some immature idiots. I wish school was in so I could look for the kid with a Nike shoe mark on the side of his face. Anyways, my car is fine. Luckily I keep about every Meguire's detailing item available in the trunk of my car. I am sore from all that running though, and decided to start getting back into shape.
 

04GTMustang

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at the place we ride dirtbikes at the farmer there doesnt like us riding even though this its legal for us to ride there he puts down nails in boards so when we run it over we get a flat tire. its a load of crap but we dont have any evidence that the farmer is doing it but we know its him cause he has complained so many times before. but the riding club we are a part of has permission from teh county to ride there so he cant do anything about it.
 

Crzyhrse

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Hauuse96gt said:
I bet you are sitting at home wearing a dirty wal-mart crash bandicoot shirt and a rock star mullet.
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Crash Bandicoot? No mullet for me. I adopted Uncle Sam's crew cut hairstyle for the last 20 years.
 

merc123

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Reminds me of the kids that threw firecrackers at my truck when I drove by. I did the legal method of calling the cops and went up to the house with the cop. Anyway, the mother decided to take the whole story from them throwing firecrackers at my truck to me coming down a road that has traffic all hours of the night and there must be drugs there. How it shifted I'll never know. Ever since then the kids (and I do mean kids - under 18) wave at me whenever I drive by.
 

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Crzyhrse said:
I hope you did'nt get any blood on your Abercrombie @ Fitch shirt.
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:OT:
didnt you say this before several times? randomly like this and everything.... can you please explain what you have against abercrombie and fitch?
 

topless98gt

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That sucks man, I hope those punks get what they have comin' to them.

On the topic of locking keys away...my alarm was setup to auto lock after 30 seconds. I was heading home from Arlington, and was 20 minutes outside of Arlington, still had a 1 hour drive to go...I went to get gas, turned the ignition off and left the keys in it, not realizing what was about to happen. I heard my car lock and I was like "CRAP!" and so I called my gf to come get me and she drove me 1 hour home to get my keys (thank God I keep my apartment, motorcycle, and car keys on seperate rings), and then another hour back to the gas station. It blew, but was worth the $15 in gas > the $55 it would have cost for a locksmith to come out. Ghey.
 

topless98gt

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Serper3 said:
:OT:
didnt you say this before several times? randomly like this and everything.... can you please explain what you have against abercrombie and fitch?
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No, that was SRT Handz that always said that I think. He really did get blood on his A&F shirt one time
 
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