Well, it was a late night at work (about 3 a.m.). I am driving home, and I see some kids to my right like I do every night because I have to drive through campus housing on my commute home. These punk kids decide to light up my car with a paintball gun, but they chose the wrong guy. I slammed my breaks on in the middle of a busy street, and started after these guys. There were three of them, all bigger then me (I'm 165lbs athletic build), but I think me yelling "I'm gonna f**kin' kill you guys" might of made up for my inferior size.
They took off running, the guy with the gun split one way, but I had already locked onto one guy. I tripped my targeted ******* after 15 seconds of a dead sprint. While he was down he got a running kick to the head. Now, the other was on me. I got thrown down to the ground, and they both took off running again.
I got back up, and started running after them again. I am an X state wrestler, but that was about 4 years ago, so I am a bit out of shape. After chasing them for another 1/4 mile I hear them in the woods. I was much winded, and I was guessing they had come to their senses that there were two of them. So, I decide to call the cops, and head back to my unattended car to make sure the guy with the paintball gun isn't destroying it.
The cop arrives, but I tell him to just go look for the guys. I knew he wasn't going to do **** for me unless he found them immediately. I did not want to waste any time with this stuff on my car so I drove back to work. Once I arrived at work I got a big bucket of hot water, and dumped it on my car. I then hear the store's door slam, and realize I left my keys sitting by the sink. Of course, the store's door was locked, so I had to have my father drive 45 minutes to bring me an extra set of keys.
Just thought I would get that off my chest.
They took off running, the guy with the gun split one way, but I had already locked onto one guy. I tripped my targeted ******* after 15 seconds of a dead sprint. While he was down he got a running kick to the head. Now, the other was on me. I got thrown down to the ground, and they both took off running again.
I got back up, and started running after them again. I am an X state wrestler, but that was about 4 years ago, so I am a bit out of shape. After chasing them for another 1/4 mile I hear them in the woods. I was much winded, and I was guessing they had come to their senses that there were two of them. So, I decide to call the cops, and head back to my unattended car to make sure the guy with the paintball gun isn't destroying it.
The cop arrives, but I tell him to just go look for the guys. I knew he wasn't going to do **** for me unless he found them immediately. I did not want to waste any time with this stuff on my car so I drove back to work. Once I arrived at work I got a big bucket of hot water, and dumped it on my car. I then hear the store's door slam, and realize I left my keys sitting by the sink. Of course, the store's door was locked, so I had to have my father drive 45 minutes to bring me an extra set of keys.
Just thought I would get that off my chest.

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No mullet for me. I adopted Uncle Sam's crew cut hairstyle for the last 20 years.