Funny night...(long story)

xr8d302

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Apr 29, 2004
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So, went out to gas up the car tonight, then felt obligated to take a cruise downtown to see what university girls were wearing....

Anyway, coming from one main intersection turnoff to the main drag, a cop pulls up behind me, and I know immediately, since I'm not sporting rear plates, that I'm getting pulled over. I started to count down from 20 till when I saw the lights....14 seconds later, sure enough, cherry's come on, and I'm on the side of the road.

Cop walks up, young guy, and says "did you just move here with this thing?"

I say "No, having trouble with Emissions tests, cause I'll never pass"

Cop: "You straight piped?"
Me: "I've got no cats, an offroad H-pipe...pretty open, I had it in a higher gear so you wouldn't pull me over for noise...I don't even have a smog pump" (Don't ask why I gave it up so easy...I just did, risking thousands of dollars in fines)

Cop: " Just get some cat shells and you'll be fine, man, I used to have a 1990 GT mustang with straightpipes, and I had no problems with E-tests...what else you got done to this thing?"

Me: "....." (I listed EVERYTHING, even showed him the cool rear seat delete)

So we proceed to talk for about 20 minutes about my car, and his old foxbody, and he explains to me that he doesn't like to pull over nicely done domestics, and how he just hates imports with big exhausts...I offered him to take my stang for a ride with the new gears, but he declined, ever so modestly...

(Hey....a little brown nosing goes a long way...offering up your Mustang for a cop to try out is instant brownie points)

Cop: "Alright man, keep it steady, great looking car!!"

Me: "You too, keep those wheels down on the cruiser, will ya?"

End of story....the cops in Kingston, Ontario, just got a big thumbs up from me...:nice:
 
xr8d302 said:
Me: "I've got no cats, an offroad H-pipe...pretty open, I had it in a higher gear so you wouldn't pull me over for noise...I don't even have a smog pump" (Don't ask why I gave it up so easy...I just did, risking thousands of dollars in fines)
Proves my theory Canaduh :doh: j/k good thing he was cool, and for Canada's sake I hope you never get captured cause there're screwed lol.
 
xr8d302 said:
So, went out to gas up the car tonight, then felt obligated to take a cruise downtown to see what university girls were wearing....

Man Aaron, coming from you I dunno why, but that makes it 100x funnier.

But man, about your story, that's awesome. My car is really loud, all I get from cops are smiles. I even got a thumbs up one time. Domestic guys have nothing to worry about when it comes to noise. Unless the cop is Hitler.
 
WhiteStallionGT said:
Man Aaron, coming from you I dunno why, but that makes it 100x funnier.

But man, about your story, that's awesome. My car is really loud, all I get from cops are smiles. I even got a thumbs up one time. Domestic guys have nothing to worry about when it comes to noise. Unless the cop is Hitler.
so true!!!
 
haha thats awesome. only time a cop ever talked to me about my car was "you were doing 200 trying to out run me, I was keeping up, we have the same motor and you were going full out" I say "I could of got away if I was trying, I didnt notice you and as soon as I did I pulled over"

Saw him in town the other night "so you sell your car yet?" he'll see this summer :D:nono: