Girl problem...

Guero

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I still cant see how yo can crap your pants??? Im lost... I mean a fart is more acceptable when it pops out but crap??? oh well.

Maybe take some laxative a couple of days before you go see her so all ur shat is out and it wont come out when ur around her.

 

The Green GT

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Lets just say explosive diarehha.

 

The Green GT

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Guero you are so gullable.

 

HISSIN50

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The Green GT said:

So what are you getting at? Eat more fiber?

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Or: Eat some raw dough to create a dam. Then consume about 10 spicy chorizo burritoes. When the dam breaks..................

 

reddy351

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That's "When the levee breaks......" Good song! Still wouldn't be a pretty discharge. Stand back!

I think they are right. You should TRY to "loaf" while she's right there. Maybe it turns her on. Some people are like that.

 

The Green GT

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reddy351 said:

I think they are right. You should TRY to "loaf" while she's right there. Maybe it turns her on. Some people are like that.

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I guess shes a keeper then.

 

Black Stampede

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I guess this thread is what happens when you have a half day off from high school.

 

The Green GT

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Black Stampede said:

I guess this thread is what happens when you have a half day off from high school.

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Buddy I graduated in '04.

But yea I didnt have class the other day.

 

Kevin R.

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Black Stampede said:

I guess this thread is what happens when you have a half day off from high school.

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You take the internet very seriously, huh?

 

The Green GT

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Kevin R. said:

You take the internet very seriously, huh?

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Hey internets are srs business.

 

Black Stampede

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Hahaha. I figured I'd be come after by the stangnet mafia for a comment like that. Sorry "buddy" I should have known your graduation date. Chill guys.

 

The Green GT

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Black Stampede said:

Hahaha. I figured I'd be come after by the stangnet mafia for a comment like that. Sorry "buddy" I should have known your graduation date. Chill guys.

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Basically this whole thread relates to boredom....

and crapping your pants.

and no class.

so maybe you were kinda right.

 

Black Stampede

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The Green GT said:

Basically this whole thread relates to boredom....

and crapping your pants.

and no class.

so maybe you were kinda right.

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smokin91'

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Just give her a HOT CARL!!

Definition of a hot carl. Put some saran wrap on her chest, and do like you did 3 times before. Take a steaming hot **** on the saran wrap on her chest. That is the HOT CARL, oh you get extra poiints if your **** is so hot that it melts through the saran wrap.

OR... You could just give her the good ole' cleavland steamer.

 

1TallMF

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You need not share your personal experiences with this technique

 

smokin91'

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1TallMF said:

You need not share your personal experiences with this technique

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I found your Mom's blog online. Quote/unquote copied right from the page!

 

Nik_95Cobra

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smokin91' said:

Just give her a HOT CARL!!

Definition of a hot carl. Put some saran wrap on her chest, and do like you did 3 times before. Take a steaming hot **** on the saran wrap on her chest. That is the HOT CARL, oh you get extra poiints if your **** is so hot that it melts through the saran wrap.

OR... You could just give her the good ole' cleavland steamer.

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With that saran wrap you can even throw it back in the fridge when you're done and save it for later.

 

SeventyMach1

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Mix some flour and concrete mix with water. Add some vanilla flavoring. Eat. Tastes like pudding. You WILL NOT have this problem again. EVER.

 

HISSIN50

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Wow, who'd have thunk that Eric would seem like the mild one on this thread.

You're all sick!

But so am I. I just don't normally get real vulgar online.

Now where is our friend Joe? He can post pics and links to augment the depictions y'all have created.

 

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Guero said:

I still cant see how yo can crap your pants??? Im lost... I mean a fart is more acceptable when it pops out but crap??? oh well.

Maybe take some laxative a couple of days before you go see her so all ur shat is out and it wont come out when ur around her.[/QUOT

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