Girl problem...

[Guero]

I still cant see how yo can crap your pants??? Im lost... I mean a fart is more acceptable when it pops out but crap??? oh well.

Maybe take some laxative a couple of days before you go see her so all ur shat is out and it wont come out when ur around her.

 

[The Green GT]

Lets just say explosive diarehha.

 

[The Green GT]

Guero you are so gullable.

 

[HISSIN50]

So what are you getting at? Eat more fiber?

Or: Eat some raw dough to create a dam. Then consume about 10 spicy chorizo burritoes. When the dam breaks..................

 

[reddy351]

That's "When the levee breaks......" Good song! Still wouldn't be a pretty discharge. Stand back!

I think they are right. You should TRY to "loaf" while she's right there. Maybe it turns her on. Some people are like that.

 

[The Green GT]

I think they are right. You should TRY to "loaf" while she's right there. Maybe it turns her on. Some people are like that.

I guess shes a keeper then.

 

[Black Stampede]

I guess this thread is what happens when you have a half day off from high school.

 

[The Green GT]

I guess this thread is what happens when you have a half day off from high school.

Buddy I graduated in '04.

But yea I didnt have class the other day.

 

[Kevin R.]

I guess this thread is what happens when you have a half day off from high school.

You take the internet very seriously, huh?

 

[The Green GT]

You take the internet very seriously, huh?

Hey internets are srs business.

 

[Black Stampede]

Hahaha. I figured I'd be come after by the stangnet mafia for a comment like that. Sorry "buddy" I should have known your graduation date. Chill guys.

 

[The Green GT]

Hahaha. I figured I'd be come after by the stangnet mafia for a comment like that. Sorry "buddy" I should have known your graduation date. Chill guys.

Basically this whole thread relates to boredom....

and crapping your pants.

and no class.

so maybe you were kinda right.

 

[Black Stampede]

Basically this whole thread relates to boredom....

and crapping your pants.

and no class.

so maybe you were kinda right.

 

[smokin91']

Just give her a HOT CARL!!

Definition of a hot carl. Put some saran wrap on her chest, and do like you did 3 times before. Take a steaming hot **** on the saran wrap on her chest. That is the HOT CARL, oh you get extra poiints if your **** is so hot that it melts through the saran wrap.

OR... You could just give her the good ole' cleavland steamer.

 

[1TallMF]

You need not share your personal experiences with this technique

 

[smokin91']

You need not share your personal experiences with this technique

I found your Mom's blog online. Quote/unquote copied right from the page!

 

[Nik_95Cobra]

Just give her a HOT CARL!!

Definition of a hot carl. Put some saran wrap on her chest, and do like you did 3 times before. Take a steaming hot **** on the saran wrap on her chest. That is the HOT CARL, oh you get extra poiints if your **** is so hot that it melts through the saran wrap.

OR... You could just give her the good ole' cleavland steamer.

With that saran wrap you can even throw it back in the fridge when you're done and save it for later.

 

[SeventyMach1]

Mix some flour and concrete mix with water. Add some vanilla flavoring. Eat. Tastes like pudding. You WILL NOT have this problem again. EVER.

 

[HISSIN50]

Wow, who'd have thunk that Eric would seem like the mild one on this thread.

You're all sick!

But so am I. I just don't normally get real vulgar online.

Now where is our friend Joe? He can post pics and links to augment the depictions y'all have created.

 

[turbogt]

I still cant see how yo can crap your pants??? Im lost... I mean a fart is more acceptable when it pops out but crap??? oh well.

Maybe take some laxative a couple of days before you go see her so all ur shat is out and it wont come out when ur around her.[/QUOT