Guess who's BACK!
IT's me! The RAZOR! I know I know I have been making promises of returning and getting involved with the SN crew once more, but I've just been so busy with things in my personal life that I have had little time to even think to myself. But now that the holidays have come and went, I've had plenty of time to think, (and boy how I hate to think, which explains some of my irrational actions at times) and ponder what's going on. Christmas was a BLAST! Got to spin at an underground party for almost 3 hours straight, kicked it at VIP and played with the hottest girls in town! PICTURES COMING SOON!! Just gotta scan em. Then you boys will probably be hollering "Tang Net" all over again! New Years was just the ultimate party, got in on my friend Hugo's party. Kicked it with one of Portland's best electronic dj's and my own personal friend Chris "Poecaine" Poe. It was at some art exhibition in downtown Portland, Called the Portland Potential. What made this party bad was that it got cut off short because too many people were there so the Fire Marshall made us cancel the whole gig. The cops must really hate Hugo, they do this to him all the time. Anyways, as the Razor always does, he got sidetracked that night and ended up hanging out with some girls for the rest of the night. And here's where things get crazy! I'm driving around and I am a totally different driver these days, yes, I'm serious, no more crazy stuff. But the one time where I am like three blocks from the house, I had to make a U-turn and used a little bit of gas to kick it around if you know what I mean. And THE ONE TIME I ever do something crazy a UC policeman nails me! He makes me step out of the car, I didn't drink a drop, I was ok, and he let's me go. With another reckless driving ticket. As if 400 bucks a month wasn't enough for my insurance! This totally sucks, I make a lot of money these days, and I never ever get to see it. GRRRR.
So I end up at this girl's house. Apparently I had a great night there as there's empty bottles of Jager and Stoli on the table. And get this, THIS THICK OL' WOMAN RIGHT NEXT TO ME!!! And gawd damm. She at least looked decent with her clothes on! DAMM!! Razor did it again! I'm never drinking ever! Ok, so I said that before too. And I wake up in the basement, and I'm soooo hungover. This house was soooo big too, like HUGE!! I couldn't find my way out of the basement! No stairs or nothing! I felt like I was walking around in circles! Could sobriety ever kick in!? Geez, if I only could remember what happened the night before, something tells me I don't want to. And my stupid friends bailed on me last night, I could never count on them. This would have been prevented if my wingmen were around! Heh heh. Just gotta sum it up to experience and live it out. I still had a frigging blast. Hope you guys had a Happy New Year!
I know I did! Got a ticket, got wasted, got a new girlfriend, and got crazy, all in one night. Uh , well, it was kinda funny getting in my car and heading home. As soon as I left, I realized I was in Gladstone, how in the hizzell did I end up so far from home! I got pics of all these events too. Scans coming in a few short days.....You guys are gonna love em!