How much of a douchebag are you?

Joes95GT

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In the link below, there are 13 things that can qualify you as being a douchebag. I eliminated the "stupid facial expression" one because some people aren't photogenic. It's pretty funny too.

I'm guilty of 2 of the 13 things. 1) Hemp braclet, but I'm rocking the Livestrong now, until Lance kicks ass again. 2) "Intellectual glasses" - I need them for driving, but I usually don't wear them, unless I'm with my girlfriend. She likes them, and that gets me to homebase, so it's all good....

How big of a douchebag are you?

http://www.factualmaterial.com/douchebag.htm

Joe

 

TheDamned

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old pic, but this pink dude is def. a douchebag.

 

Venom351R

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when ever I see guys wearing pink shirts w/ the collar up it just screams of then being a gay douche bag.

 

95strokerPSU

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We named our end of the year bar tour, "Popped Collar Holla" in spite of popped collars.

 

Mrgreen94gt

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None of those apply to me, as far as I know.
The facial expression thing could be subjective and the "not a beer" thing, well not sure about that being a problem.

 

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Thats awesome, and hilarious...

 

super302

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0/13

 

Kevin R.

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12/13 cuz that would have to be a beer for me to dress like that.

 

94GTLaserRC

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READ under my name what Ernan Says!

Only the "gatorade" applies to me
RC

 

Black95GTS

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Hmmm I own a pink shirt but its a button down dress shirt and also gets me to homebase, but what the hell I will admit to my douchebaggery.

Other then that I am douche bag free.

 

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fiveo'cobra

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I just started working at Hollister for the summer. Its not a job i'd prefer, but this late in the summer its basically take what you can get. There are some HUGE HUGE douchebags that work there. I just wanna punch em in the face. They wear wrist bands on their arms, have two or THREE collared shirts on at once with all of the collars popped, 2837834 necklaces on etc. I just show up to work with jeans and a shirt instead of spending 7 hours in front of the mirror getting ready like some of them prolly do. Oh well the upside to working there is the girls are extremely fine.

 

sade04

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fiveo'cobra said:

There are some HUGE HUGE douchebags that work there. I just wanna punch em in the face.... Oh well the upside to working there is the girls are extremely fine.

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YES, i also feel the same way. Every time i walk past that store i also feel like kicking some of the douches that work there. and yes the girls that work there are fine

 

Grn92LX

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fiveo'cobra said:

I just started working at Hollister for the summer. Its not a job i'd prefer, but this late in the summer its basically take what you can get. There are some HUGE HUGE douchebags that work there. I just wanna punch em in the face. They wear wrist bands on their arms, have two or THREE collared shirts on at once with all of the collars popped, 2837834 necklaces on etc. I just show up to work with jeans and a shirt instead of spending 7 hours in front of the mirror getting ready like some of them prolly do. Oh well the upside to working there is the girls are extremely fine.

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Preps Words cannot explain how I can't stand how these people look. Their pink collared shirts, their gap/hollister shorts and their brown sandals Do you get anymore queer? Don't forget the 10lbs of hair gel they use to make their hair stay spiked up like that.

I'm 1/13. I have both ears pierced, but I rarely wear one in both.

 

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fiveo'cobra

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^^^ lol wurd. Most of the guys in there are actually really cool and dress normal, but of course some have to make a "statement."

I too have both ears pierced, but no hair products for me. My head is shaved lol.

 

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EpiKk3

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None apply to me, except the beer, simply because I abstain from drinking... I don't believe I'm a d-bag about it though

I've decided 80% of this world is made up of tools, dbags, etc. etc.. Seems to me that most of the guys around here are closer to the 20% side which is rare

 

donkey_punch

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haha that link was great.

 

1slow95

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0/13 here.

 

Caldwell

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Black95GTS said:

Hmmm I own a pink shirt but its a button down dress shirt and also gets me to homebase, but what the hell I will admit to my douchebaggery.

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I also own 1 pink shirt that's a button down dress.
and ****, it's a nice shirt that gets 'em wet

I was 3/13

Glasses on, and I will sometimes wear a black undershirt, because white looks like you just bought your crap from wal mart.

 

stprorolla49

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im guilty of 2/13.....my cousin made me a hemp bracelet when i was like 12, and she made one too and we've both had em ever since (i dont think thats douchebaggery), and i always pop my collar except if its a formal thing like a job interview or something where i need a collared shirt and its too hot for long sleeves.....say what you want but all the ladies in my school love popped collars so for me it=teh win

 

5.0 con-vert

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IM FROM MICHIGAN!!! (but I don't know Oliver!) I think that gave me a straight three right off the bat!

But I will say U of M aint all that bad if you check the sports page!

Other than that Im douchebag free