I get so angry when people mess with my car!

Well today at work I parked in our customer parking lot as usual and at about 9 in the mornin as im doing my usual routine to get ready to open the store for the customers, one of my co-workers runs in saying this guy is doing something to your car. I was like who, what the hell is going on! Then all of a sudden he walks in the store and hes like "thats him!" He was an older black man, so first I go to my car to see what happened and the JAGOFF pissed all over my rear quarter panel!!!!!!!!! WHO THE **** DOES THAT!!!!!!! There was piss all over the place luckily not even a week ago I waxed it so alot of the piss beaded off, but my wheel was drenched and there was a river of piss under my car. I was so angry. Theres one thing that pisses me off more than ANYTHING and thats disrespecting someones car, i dont give a **** if its a mustang or a camry. So my manager puts me on the register since our main cashier was late and I couldnt do anything about it, I wanted to tell this guy off. Turns out my buddy was watching him and he was stealing crap from our store. To make a long story short, we called the cops they found him on the bus a block down and didnt catch anything on him from our store, so they asked me I wanted to press charges for public urination to get him off the streets for today so I did. I know its petty but this **** pisses me off so much, how ballsy is this guy to piss on another mans car! Im not gonna go to court for it the cops said I dont have to show up, hopefully he'll learn his lesson, but most likely he wont since hes been known to steal from other stores. Anybody else have any stories of people disrespecting their vehicles?
 
I cant stand it when peopel mess with my car. Im happy you are pressing charges. I know a guy who
S H I T on the roof of one of my friends old beat up ranger. Man that was pretty ****ed up too.
 
The Green GT said:
I cant stand it when peopel mess with my car. Im happy you are pressing charges. I know a guy who
S H I T on the roof of one of my friends old beat up ranger. Man that was pretty ****ed up too.

Yea thats so retarded, any idea what kind of trouble you get in for public urination, is it just a fine?
 
I would have beat the crap out of the guy whethere I was at work or not. I Have also had my fair share of jack off's screwing with my car. someone hit a homer with my driverside mirror and my sister saw it happen but by the time she came and got me they were gone. also had an egg incedent that did some damage to my car. I later found out who it was but It was after I left for the air force.
 
LMAo I remember one time we were sitting outside in my friends driveway and one of our other friends had parked across the street and we see a car filled with black guys coming down the road. They start to slow down. We were sort of in the dark so they didnt even see us. Then we heard alot of noise that sounded like they threw a water bottle at my friends truck. We go over there and see EGGS all over the truck. I happened to have my paintball gun in my truck. :)

We chased them down and gave their car a full hopper of paintballs. Man that was fun as hell.
 
lol thats a good one. yeah i hate it when there checking out the ride and have to touch the dam paint!!!!! my car is black so you see them right away, then they try to clean with there rough ass shirt!!! oh yeah and when they lean on it to rest. but then they wont lean on their car!!! ****ers
 
thats one of the only things I like about my old 4x4 truck. People could pretty much do anything and it would make it cleaner. And they wouldnt lean on it cause I was always covered in mud. that and I could hit the occasional ditch on purpose every once in a while. :D
 
wow! i would have went ape ****! waited til he got in the store knocked his ass out drag him in the back. then i woulda pissed all on his face. at least that would have been my 1st reaction. hopefully i would have had time to think it over and calm down. but if not then plan a all day.:D
 
like last year soembody went up my all spray paiting a couple buildings. Wrote the n word and scribble on one and some scribble on another one. My dad was like hey maybe they got your car you could get it repainted. I was like yeah we ran out to find nothing. I was like damn it why couldn't he have tagged my car lol