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I hate Blind dates

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Mustang5L5

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True the mustang is being neglected...but you can't have sex with a Mustang
 

SVT32VDOHC

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Mustang5L5 said:
True the mustang is being neglected...but you can't have sex with a Mustang
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True. Plus the tailpipe holes are a little large, so they won't feel too good...
 

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how bout posting some pics?
 

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mrmustangman357 said:
how bout posting some pics?
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Of sex with a Mustang?!? Youre sick
 

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SVT32VDOHC said:
True. Plus the tailpipe holes are a little large, so they won't feel too good...
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Speak for yourself....shrimpy.
 

Mustang5L5

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I'm not posting pics of these girls. I do have pics of my best friend..but i'm not posting pics of her on the net. She's not just "some girl" to me
 

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Mustang5L5 said:
I'm not posting pics of these girls. I do have pics of my best friend..but i'm not posting pics of her on the net. She's not just "some girl" to me
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Aww he is in like wif her. Its sOOoo cute




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Turkey Sammich said:
Aww he is in like wif her. Its sOOoo cute




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SVT32VDOHC said:
If she doesn't like cars, and driving aggresive, than broom her. I was with a girl 8 years ago who hated everything to do with cars. She told me my 91 GT was ugly, and wouldn't ride in it. I was miserable with her, and I dumped her a little while later.
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Like my shop teacher used to tell me, "Mikey, if it's got t!ts or wheels, it'll give ya trouble."

If the girl can't even understand it's your hobby then she isn't worth your time. I've noticed that most girls don't understand because they don't have a hobby, I don't count shopping. I've heard lines like: "Do you love your car more than me?" or "If you had to choose, would you pick your car or me?"...f'in crazy
 

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Listen man, read the whole thread awesome lol. Go out more with BBq chick she seems cool, did you ask her if she likes mustangs??. I broke up with my ex because of couple things one was she didnt want me buying a mustang. I shot her down lol and bought my 88 lx . The BBQ chick seems very cool and ya go out more with her.
 

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Mustang5L5 said:
True the mustang is being neglected...but you can't have sex with a Mustang
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Oh, I dunno about that...

*hurriedly wipes telltale marks from exterior and interior of Fox*

Er, wait. You said "WITH" and not "ON." My mistake...

 

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ex girlfriend literally split with me b/c i told her i loved the fox more... oh well
 

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Darkwriter77 said:
Oh, I dunno about that...

*hurriedly wipes telltale marks from exterior and interior of Fox*

Er, wait. You said "WITH" and not "ON." My mistake...

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You missed a spot.

riceslayer302 said:
ex girlfriend literally split with me b/c i told her i loved the fox more... oh well
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Can't blame her.
 

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Interesting photo...that real?
 

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~FrankenStang~ said:
You missed a spot.


Can't blame her.
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Wow, looks like doggy and missionary. Daves a pimp
 

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Semi-real. That IS Frankenstang's notch. And those ARE my hand prints. However, that's also my butt-print. I was sitting on the hood, noticed I left a butt-print in the dust, and decided to make it a bit more interesting.

The REAL marks left on that same car (and the Pervertible) are not visible in that shot.
 

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Darkwriter77 said:
Semi-real. That IS Frankenstang's notch. And those ARE my hand prints. However, that's also my butt-print. I was sitting on the hood, noticed I left a butt-print in the dust, and decided to make it a bit more interesting.

The REAL marks left on that same car (and the Pervertible) are not visible in that shot.
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Actually, the REAL marks were on the Capri and the Pervertible. Not the Notch. The Notch, is next.
 

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Dear Penthouse letters, I came home from a trip to my girlfriend and..........
 

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riceslayer302 said:
ex girlfriend literally split with me b/c i told her i loved the fox more... oh well
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~FrankenStang~ said:
Can't blame her.
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Can't blame him
 
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