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In trouble with Tuna Sammich....

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Turkey Sammich

I can't fap normal. I cracked a rib, then my ankle
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I couldn't wait to rip her open and get my hands all up in her box... Here's pictures....


The damage




And here is what got me in trouble...



I accidently got some greese and dirt on the carpet... again.
 
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You're hosed.
 
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Turkey Sammich = MUD
 

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hahaha! tuna...
 

Turkey Sammich

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Eh, she's going out dancing, so I'm safe for the night
 
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Turkey Sammich by the time he gets nookie again:

 

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Turkey Sammich

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I knew a guy like that in Nam'.

Anyways, this is me:

View attachment 385237
 

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Turkey Sammich said:
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Um.....is a Glock normally a required tool when rebuilding a transmission?



 
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Fett said:
Um.....is a Glock normally a required tool when rebuilding a transmission?



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No wonder it's broke! He's damned lucky Tuna Sammich didn't use it on him after seeing the carpet!
 

Turkey Sammich

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Fett said:
Um.....is a Glock normally a required tool when rebuilding a transmission?



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1. It's a tool.
2. It's a Springfield XD
3. Good eyes
 

FrankenStang

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Women...

Just have dark ass carpet installed.
 

ryan218

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Turkey Sammich said:
Eh, she's going out dancing, so I'm safe for the night
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sounds like Ms. Tuna is going to be riding someone else's bread tonight
 

Turkey Sammich

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ryan218 said:
sounds like Ms. Tuna is going to be riding someone else's bread tonight
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- This is a 18+ thread
- It's past your bedtime
- They go with a body guard and he lets me know if anything goes on that's unusual.
- You know how easy it is to get another sammich?
 

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MMMMM Tuna samich
 

Turkey Sammich

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dictates
 
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You couldnt turn a wrenth to change the oil, who you kiddin!!!
 

Turkey Sammich

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You're just pissed because the only tool I wont use, is yours, homo.
 

RsStanG1987

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Turkey Sammich said:
- This is a 18+ thread
- It's past your bedtime
- They go with a body guard and he lets me know if anything goes on that's unusual.
- You know how easy it is to get another sammich?
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Ryan = sammich
 
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Your pathetic !! I bet Tuna could put your tranny gear in with less whinning then you!
 
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