Is there something wrong with me?!?!?!!?

[95Vert]

It pisses me off when I'm drinking and after about my 7th or 8th beer, my stomach just says"no more damn beer". It sucks, this has happened already 3 times within a month. I don't drink very often. There are times I don't even drink in a whole month and then there are times I drink for 4-5 every night in a row. I thought it was mainly cause now I wanted liquor, but now even liquor isn't doing anything. I have not been able to get drunk for over a month now and it sux. Last time I got drunk was Nov 11 or 12th. I was drinking out of the Don Julio Tequila bottle like there was no tomorrow

 

[DarkProphet]

umm... your stomach says no more as in you puke, or what?

 

[95Vert]

Nope, I don't puke, but I just can't drink anymore because the bad taste of beer is magnified like a 100 times and it makes me not want to drink.

 

[OrangeMustangGt]

wow, find something that tastes better

 

[95Vert]

I tried, I tried Hypnotique and it was toooooo sweet. I don't know, I hope I don't have to stop drinking, cause that would really suck.

 

[SeventyMach1]

Beer + funnel + esophagus = you'll be better in no time.

 

[GREYFOX4INCH]

IM WITH HIM^^^^^^
but with a twist...... use a beer funnel to drink hard alchohol
and no im not jokeing
buy a pint of goldshlager
cut the bottom off a empty 20oz (soda)bottle
put it in your mouth and tilt back your head
have one of your friends pour habout a qurter-half pint in
and chug

i got down a half pint int like 5 mins this way and youll be drunk before your finished swallowing it. hey i never said it was a smart idea but if you tell me it doesnt get you drunk, its crapola cuz it will!
your body probly just built up a tolorance for alchohol you gotta lay off drinking for a few months straight or learn to drink more and faster.
the soda bottle will work just find a some hard stuff that tastes ok
its gotta be at least 70 proof, dont tell me you tried it with puckers and didnt get drunk

 

[95Vert]

Puckers? Not familiar. But this past weekend, I started drinking at about 5pm. I was only able to down a 6 pack in about 3 hours. We went out after that and I had 4 tall glasses of buchanans with sprite, right as I finish my 4th cup, I didn't want anymore. I told myself not to be a p u ss y, so I went to another bar and chugged to 16 oz. glasses of red bull with vodka. I went home after that about 1 in the morning and nowhere near drunk. I woke up like nothing had happened the next morning.

 

[onefstsnake]

Go find yourself some Shine...

If that doesnt Ef you up... I dont know what will...

 

[Blackened302]

try a couple long island iced teas, or my personal favorite, vodka + orange pineapple juice, then once you get sick of that, michilada after michilada.

 

[GREYFOX4INCH]

95vert, have you recently started taking any new prescrition meds? some drugs containing stimulants or amphetimines will counter act depressants (such as alchy) i take adderall for adhd wich is an amphetimine aka speed, if i take them before i go to the bar i can start drinking at 6pm, finish at 6am, and consume at least 20 drinks without passing out and im 150lbs soaking wet.
just a thought.

 

[Joes95GT]

Go find yourself some Shine...

Some might not be ready for that though....

Seriously though, I've not been in the mood too many times until I just pounded them. Beer funnels, keg stands, whatever. Just force yourself until you get buzzed....the rest will be easy after that.

Joe

 

[DarkProphet]

You might just need to find some better beers? I cant drink 1 let alone 8 buds, but I can drink whole cases of lager. Try a lager, their a bit thicker and maybe your stomach will like them more. I also drink Jagermeister, which is great as well.

 

[VibrantRedGT]

If you want to get drunk and maintain it for awhile then do 3-4 shots of whatever you like then switch to beer to keep it going.

The old saying "Liquor before beer never fear", you don't want this one "Beer before liquor, never sicker."

 

[Chythar]

It pisses me off when I'm drinking and after about my 7th or 8th beer, my stomach just says"no more damn beer". It sucks, this has happened already 3 times within a month. I don't drink very often. There are times I don't even drink in a whole month and then there are times I drink for 4-5 every night in a row. I thought it was mainly cause now I wanted liquor, but now even liquor isn't doing anything. I have not been able to get drunk for over a month now and it sux. Last time I got drunk was Nov 11 or 12th. I was drinking out of the Don Julio Tequila bottle like there was no tomorrow

You're not alone. Back in college, I could drink all night. Now, I can't stomach more than a couple of beers anymore - and they have to be cold. Hard alcohol, no problem. Tho I don't really feel the need to be drunk these days. I do like a nice buzz, tho.

 

[95Vert]

If you want to get drunk and maintain it for awhile then do 3-4 shots of whatever you like then switch to beer to keep it going.

The old saying "Liquor before beer never fear", you don't want this one "Beer before liquor, never sicker."

You're about 6 years late for that second saying, I found out the hard way

Sorry guys but I really hate lager with a passion. I will try the shots before the beer idea. I don't want to go from sober to piss drunk with no mid point. I started takeing Mucinex for phlems since I have a lot of build up and am always spittin, but I don't know if that does anything. I have this weekend off and was given a 20pk of BL from one of my customers, a 1liter bottle of Buchanans, and a bottle of Hypnotique. I'm gonna try them out this weekend to see what happens. I'm missing some Tequila tho, maybe some 151 wouldn't hurt/

 

[95Vert]

You're not alone. Back in college, I could drink all night. Now, I can't stomach more than a couple of beers anymore - and they have to be cold. Hard alcohol, no problem. Tho I don't really feel the need to be drunk these days. I do like a nice buzz, tho.

Yeah dude, but the bad part is that I'm still in college right now!!! I admire my gramps tho. One night I saw him drink at least 20 beers followed by half a bottle of Buchanans and about 10 shots of Sauza Tequila. He walked home like nothing had happened, my dad on the other hand really did feel the effects. I didn't drink that night, didn't feel like competing with the big ballers.

 

[95BLKGT5.0]

Well I'm really proud of all you drunks

Can you please whine somemore about not being able to drink more.

Smoke a joint and shut up you little baby

 

[DarkProphet]

Lol i wish i could still smoke, but im getting a new job soon, and they will prolly drug test me. As for beer and liquor? i dont seem to have a problem either way? I usually start the night off drinking beer, then start drinking Jager, and beer, then keep drinking both. It never really gets to me?

 

[xr8d302]

Take this from an experience Canadian drinker...

- Eat about 12 strips of greasy bacon before you drink. A big greasy McDonalds burger will suffice. Don't forget to ask for it extra greasy if you choose this route

- Like Vib said, drink the hard stuff first if you want to maintain some kind of stomach. Move to beer later on, it'll save you.

- after about every 3 drinks, quietly go and down a big assload (one glass is good) of water. Try not to announce it, might save you some ridicule from the buttplugs who have nothing better to do.

- get air. Not just when you're getting sick, but all night. It'll help keep your system feeling fresh.

- If you're at home, brush your teeth at some point when you go in for one of your many pee sessions. It helps ALOT!

- Last but not least, if you're gonna put down beer, don't shotgun them. I do that at least once per party, and coincidently, that one time seems to be the last drink I have.

- Remember, alcohol is like a T5 transmission, it takes practice nailing it to finally have full control over it. Drink 8 beer per night and you'll be a perfect drinker by next month.

Happy Boozing!