Just for fun, RICERS stories here!

I think most people just don't realize that there are two different types of import drivers: ricers and import racers. My brother and two friends have dsm's. They don't go around racing everything they can, instead keeping to themselves and when challenged step up. These people are completely different from the typical ricer. However we also have a bad stereotype as white trash because we drive Mustangs. This again is totally wrong in most cases. For example Laramie Wyoming the town I go to school in (Wyotech-the ads when horsepower tv is on) and the land of 10,000 mechanics there is this dude with a 93 fox body mustang. Now this is cool but I think he had been taken by the ricer stereotype because he mashes the throttle and passes half a mile of traffic and then flashes his hazards that he won some kind of race that nobody but him was involved in. This is one of those exceptions to the previously stated idea. There is also 3 supercharged Stangs out here plus another 30 and I never see them or myself doing stupid stuff like that. Setting that aside there are plenty of ricers up here. Yes they think thier cars are fast. Yes they talk ***** all day about Stangs. Yes they lose to a slightly moded Stang with 129,000 miles, 100lbs of stereo, and elevation. As a matter of fact this one ***hole up here with a stripped interior Integra thinks his car will beat mine hands down. He hasn't stepped up yet but sooner or later he will. To show how bad it is up here at the usual weekend street races a stock SHO Taurus has only been beaten once! Granted he never raced a Stang but he beat an old 350 Chevelle by 3 cars! It seems that everytime I mention my car it gets shot down but everytime we line em up they get shot down. Yet I have spent less than $300 on my car in maintance and mods. My brother keeps buying stuff for his turbo talon that runs half the time and yes his is faster when it runs but he also has about $4000 in it including a $2600 tranny. He keeps asking me when I'm gonna mod my car further and I tell him that it costs money to put in a 427 small block supercharged. So for now I keep kicking ass with a pretty stock car. Fun isn't it?
 
I hate ****in Ricers, no matter how many times u beat them , all they say is "Yea but u have a 5.0". But do u think they would shut their mouth about their car being so fast, hell no they keep on running their mouth until the next day after school when my 1989 LX 5.0 whips their asses again. I just can't stand how people are dumb enough to buy a cheap ground effect kit and wak off their muffler on some 4 banger and they think they've got the fastes damn thing on the road.
One time I was driving my dad's 2000 Gt 5-speed w/ cold air induction and a x-pipe on Dynomax exhaust and I was at a stop light and I was behind a CRX with a wing and clear taillights and I revved it up a coulpe times and I folowed him out on a back road and man was that car pathetic, hell i never took it out of third to blow by him @ 100 mph!! LMAO, those dumb ricers
 
Not all ricers suck, here's a story for ya! 4 years ago, I was a junior in high school. We were all just getting out licenses, and my buddy Jeff's dad gave him an 87 Monte SS with a 350 dropped in it running straight pipes out the back. This thing sounded mean as hell and screwed... so anyway, we're on 495 and a turbo eclipse goes flyin by, all riced out. Needless to say we're havin none of this so he romps on the gas and we start pullin on him. We're in the passing lane, he's in the right and we're just flyin by cars in the middle lane. At around 120 mph an old lady decides to shift lanes, cuts off my buddy, and goes into our lane about 10 yards ahead of us goin about 70, she obviously never even looked. Instead of absolutely demolishing the car, my buddy nails the breaks and we head off into the median strip... after plowin over 10 or so sapplings we finally stop and we're just kinda sitting there dazed (we both had on seatbelts but we were still out of it). What seemed like 30 seconds go by and my door gets ripped open and someone leans over me and turns the car off. I look up and it was the ricer in the eclipse, he saw the whole thing go down and he had gotten off the highway and gotten back on in the other direction and pulled over on the northbound side to run into the median and help us out. He called 911 for us too. I was unhurt but Jeff had a broken collar bone from the seat belt.

Morals of this story: 1 - Ricers are not always idiots 2 - Always wear your seatbelt, I know it saved my life 3 - Its a good thing old Monte's are built like tanks!!!
 
I've got a somewhat funny story. I had just installed my Bassani O/R X-Pipe a few days ago and was cruising around town. I saw a friend, and he wanted a ride. He hopped in, and we cruised down the road. I turned onto a road and saw a guy a year younger than I am that I absolutely can't stand. He's got a white eclipse with the rice exhaust on it. He pulled into a parking lot, and I revved my engine at him just to piss him off. He flew out of the parking lot after me. I was already a far ways down the road. He had to have been doing 50-60 mph in a 30 mph to catch up. I see cherries and blueberries start flashing and pull him over. I just laughed and turned off. My friend drove by later and said there were three cop cars there. He might have gotten in serious trouble. I saw him a few weeks later at the car wash, and he didn't even look at me. Haha. I love it.
 
I was comming back from a store ,and I was going to make right turn on red light when I saw red Acura Integra stop on red light side by me ,i'm like "this is chance for race hell yes" , I roll window down ,he did same , than I ask him "what kinda car is that" ,he said Acura GSR , I saw stock GSR rims ,so this mey be GSR BUT i ask him to rev up , he rev uo and I heard V-tec kick in at high rpms so this is GSR , on green light I let clutch easy because I had winter 15" tires on back (that time I saw factory Vtec sticker on back) but just for a sec than I punched hard ,at 5300rpms shift in 2nd did side ways , by shifting in 3rd he is already 5+ cars behind me ,than I hit brake because damn red light ,after a few second he come on red light , I ask him what's happening , he said man , I been thinkin you have V6 Mustang , than I told him "no man ,this is 4 cilynder , 4 on left 4 on right side and that made V8 and I rev up to red zone a few times , than I turn right and go home
This is just start killing imports this year, by thye way I kill a few more GSR in my old 92 Probe LX
 
Seth5.0 said:
I was comming back from a store ,and I was going to make right turn on red light when I saw red Acura Integra stop on red light side by me ,i'm like "this is chance for race hell yes" , I roll window down ,he did same , than I ask him "what kinda car is that" ,he said Acura GSR , I saw stock GSR rims ,so this mey be GSR BUT i ask him to rev up , he rev uo and I heard V-tec kick in at high rpms so this is GSR , on green light I let clutch easy because I had winter 15" tires on back (that time I saw factory Vtec sticker on back) but just for a sec than I punched hard ,at 5300rpms shift in 2nd did side ways , by shifting in 3rd he is already 5+ cars behind me ,than I hit brake because damn red light ,after a few second he come on red light , I ask him what's happening , he said man , I been thinkin you have V6 Mustang , than I told him "no man ,this is 4 cilynder , 4 on left 4 on right side and that made V8 and I rev up to red zone a few times , than I turn right and go home
This is just start killing imports this year, by thye way I kill a few more GSR in my old 92 Probe LX


haha neat story

can't wait to put mine out to have some stories :nice:
 
My old car (1995 Mustang GT 5.0) mods: Cold air intake, Explorer/ GT40 Intake manifold (ported and polished and gasket matched), Shortie headers, High flow catalytic converter pipe, weldin flows, Aftermarket rear sway bar, steeda FPR, Mac underdrive pullies.

ok so here is a story. i live in the north east and last summer all the cars gathered up at dennys almost every night. I am in a team “Second to None” that me and my buddies started. Ofcourse there are other teams in the area too. So one night we had races going and it was all for fun and games. I did not know how to shift fast or launch in my car. I raced an Acura Integra GSR. I beat it by about 5-6 cars lengths. They were such B*T*ch*es. They cried till I raced him again. But the results were the same of the second
race. Well They didnt stop thier crying there. They Btched and Moaned till I agreed to race another of thier stupid GSR’s. this one had nitrous and other engine mods (fart can too). So i beat it by 3-4 car lengths but do you think they stopped thier crying there.....NO! They btched and moaned till i raced him AGAIN! Well, same results, different race. So then the next night, they had me race a eagle talon (FWD) with a turbo running 20lbs of boost but the stupid ricer didnt even know how to drive his own car. Did not know what RPM to launch at and did not know when to shift. he comes back after i
beat him and his buddies start saying to him.... "You Stupid A$$, You just did a smoke show all the way down the quarter mile” and me and my buddies are sitting there laughing. POOR RICER BOY. Anway the next night they had a 11 second supra with about $25k invested into it waiting for my car in which i invested less than a 1000 dollars HAHAHA. I found that to be hilarious. Even the stupid talon had about $7k invested into it... The moral of this story is that Ricer’s are bad drivers, sour losers and for some odd reason...they always wanna race twice to shut thier pie holes. Well my old car is gone.. I
now own a 1999 Mustang GT 35th Aniv. with weldin flows and a k&n air filter. Cant wait to start feeding this baby with some nice toys . :D
Check this link out.....it will make you laugh your butt off
http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/190305/3 :lol:

PS: newbie here..Glad to be a part of stangnet !!!!! :banana:
 
My old car (1995 Mustang GT 5.0) mods: Cold air intake, Explorer/ GT40 Intake manifold (ported and polished and gasket matched), Shortie headers, High flow catalytic converter pipe, weldin flows, Aftermarket rear sway bar, steeda FPR, Mac underdrive pullies.

ok so here is a story. i live in the north east and last summer all the cars gathered up at dennys almost every night. I am in a team “Second to None” that me and my buddies started. Ofcourse there are other teams in the area too. So one night we had races going and it was all for fun and games. I did not know how to shift fast or launch in my car. I raced an Acura Integra GSR. I beat it by about 5-6 cars lengths. They were such B*T*ch*es. They cried till I raced him again. But the results were the same of the second race. Well They didnt stop thier crying there. They Btched and Moaned till I agreed to race another of thier stupid GSR’s. this one had nitrous and other engine mods (fart can too). So i beat it by 3-4 car lengths but do you think they stopped thier crying there.....NO! They btched and moaned till i raced him AGAIN! Well, same results, different race. So then the next night, they had me race a eagle talon (FWD) with a turbo running 20lbs of boost but the stupid ricer didnt even know how to drive his own car. Did not know what RPM to launch at and did not know when to shift. he comes back after i beat him and his buddies start saying to him.... "You Stupid A$$, You just did a smoke show all the way down the quarter mile” and me and my buddies are sitting there laughing. POOR RICER BOY. Anway the next night they had a 11 second supra with about $25k invested into it waiting for my car in which i invested less than a 1000 dollars HAHAHA. I found that to be hilarious. Even the stupid talon had about $7k invested into it... The moral of this story is that Ricer’s are bad drivers, sour losers and for some odd reason...they always wanna race twice to shut thier pie holes. Well my old car is gone..I now own a 1999 Mustang GT 35th Aniv. with weldin flows and a k&n air filter. Cant wait to start feeding this baby with some nice toys . :D
Check this link out.....it will make you laugh your butt off
http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/190305/3 :lol:

PS: newbie here..Glad to be a part of stangnet !!!!! :banana:
 
speed insanity said:
My old car (1995 Mustang GT 5.0) mods: Cold air intake, Explorer/ GT40 Intake manifold (ported and polished and gasket matched), Shortie headers, High flow catalytic converter pipe, weldin flows, Aftermarket rear sway bar, steeda FPR, Mac underdrive pullies.

ok so here is a story. i live in the north east and last summer all the cars gathered up at dennys almost every night. I am in a team “Second to None” that me and my buddies started. Ofcourse there are other teams in the area too. So one night we had races going and it was all for fun and games. I did not know how to shift fast or launch in my car. I raced an Acura Integra GSR. I beat it by about 5-6 cars lengths. They were such B*T*ch*es. They cried till I raced him again. But the results were the same of the second race. Well They didnt stop thier crying there. They Btched and Moaned till I agreed to race another of thier stupid GSR’s. this one had nitrous and other engine mods (fart can too). So i beat it by 3-4 car lengths but do you think they stopped thier crying there.....NO! They btched and moaned till i raced him AGAIN! Well, same results, different race. So then the next night, they had me race a eagle talon (FWD) with a turbo running 20lbs of boost but the stupid ricer didnt even know how to drive his own car. Did not know what RPM to launch at and did not know when to shift. he comes back after i beat him and his buddies start saying to him.... "You Stupid A$$, You just did a smoke show all the way down the quarter mile” and me and my buddies are sitting there laughing. POOR RICER BOY. Anway the next night they had a 11 second supra with about $25k invested into it waiting for my car in which i invested less than a 1000 dollars HAHAHA. I found that to be hilarious. Even the stupid talon had about $7k invested into it... The moral of this story is that Ricer’s are bad drivers, sour losers and for some odd reason...they always wanna race twice to shut thier pie holes. Well my old car is gone..I now own a 1999 Mustang GT 35th Aniv. with weldin flows and a k&n air filter. Cant wait to start feeding this baby with some nice toys . :D
Check this link out.....it will make you laugh your butt off
http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/190305/3 :lol:

PS: newbie here..Glad to be a part of stangnet !!!!! :banana:

haha nice site

and welcome to stangnet :nice:
 
Bear with me, this is LONG!

Ok, I'm filling up my car tonight at the shamock. I have a 94 GT vert, bone stock except for a cold air kit. I'm watching all the cars driving up and down the street. These guys in an old Neon with a whale tail and fart can, and two guys in an old ranger with a fart can pull in a couple of pumps down. I looked over then looked back at the street, minding my own business. They were revving their "engines" trying to show off. I didn't even say anything. I got back in the Mustang, started it up and revved mine a couple times, just to show them what REAL horsepower sounds like. Besides, if they can, I can. I'm pulling around to pull out of the station, and the dude driving the truck goes NUTS!! F*** you, you stupid c*** sucking f*****. Just cussing me out big time. I just ignore him and start to leave. He's like, well F*** YOU!! I finally said, only if you can catch me! I pull out of the station nice and easy, not wanting to race or anything. Why race something I know I can beat? He jumps in his truck and catches up to me on the street. He nearly hits me like 10 times while driving up the street. Anyway, I'm heading to Bennigan's with my buddy James riding shotgun, meeting a group there. So I turn onto the access road that Bennigan's is on, and the dude is just riding my butt. So I'm like, fine, lemme put this moron in his place. I downshift into first, and smoke the CRAP out of this dude. Beat him by about 8 or 9 car lengths. I pull into Bennigan's and the dude locks his brakes up and slides past the entrance to Bennigan's, backs up and pulls in. I park and he flies up behind me and him and his buddy jump out of the truck. So James and I get out, just standing by the car, all the meanwhile the dude is still screaming at us. His buddy never said a word BTW. Another buddy of mine walks out of Bennigan's and walks over to us. Another buddy is pulling in as we're about to throwdown. The dude is like why were you talking smack at the gas station? I was like, all I said was only if you can catch me. The dude said, well I did! James said, only because we stopped! The dude was like, I was right behind you on the access road! I said, yea like 8 car lengths! So I bite back a little bit just to piss off the guy, but mainly I just stand there smiling. That really infuriates him. Finally he's like, DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU! I was like, yea like there's a chance of THAT happening. He just jumped in his truck and "sped" off. The whole time his buddy was just standing there minding his business. The dudes in the Neon didn't even bother trying to mess with us. So that's my best ricer story. Any idea why the dude would flip out just because I'm revving my engine? LOL, maybe he realized how crappy his sounded. Anyway, keep posting, these stories are great!
 
yeah, people can get pretty scary when they're jealous. I think a lot of these honda people get so mad because they've been told all this time that they have fast cars with "precision driving" always being told that they are the first to get new technology (for their cars) etc. so their whole "I've got the baddest car" comfortable little world comes crashing down when they race somebody with a real car. And a lot of them don't want to accept it
 
CManT1914 said:
Bear with me, this is LONG!

Ok, I'm filling up my car tonight at the shamock. I have a 94 GT vert, bone stock except for a cold air kit. I'm watching all the cars driving up and down the street. These guys in an old Neon with a whale tail and fart can, and two guys in an old ranger with a fart can pull in a couple of pumps down. I looked over then looked back at the street, minding my own business. They were revving their "engines" trying to show off. I didn't even say anything. I got back in the Mustang, started it up and revved mine a couple times, just to show them what REAL horsepower sounds like. Besides, if they can, I can. I'm pulling around to pull out of the station, and the dude driving the truck goes NUTS!! F*** you, you stupid c*** sucking f*****. Just cussing me out big time. I just ignore him and start to leave. He's like, well F*** YOU!! I finally said, only if you can catch me! I pull out of the station nice and easy, not wanting to race or anything. Why race something I know I can beat? He jumps in his truck and catches up to me on the street. He nearly hits me like 10 times while driving up the street. Anyway, I'm heading to Bennigan's with my buddy James riding shotgun, meeting a group there. So I turn onto the access road that Bennigan's is on, and the dude is just riding my butt. So I'm like, fine, lemme put this moron in his place. I downshift into first, and smoke the CRAP out of this dude. Beat him by about 8 or 9 car lengths. I pull into Bennigan's and the dude locks his brakes up and slides past the entrance to Bennigan's, backs up and pulls in. I park and he flies up behind me and him and his buddy jump out of the truck. So James and I get out, just standing by the car, all the meanwhile the dude is still screaming at us. His buddy never said a word BTW. Another buddy of mine walks out of Bennigan's and walks over to us. Another buddy is pulling in as we're about to throwdown. The dude is like why were you talking smack at the gas station? I was like, all I said was only if you can catch me. The dude said, well I did! James said, only because we stopped! The dude was like, I was right behind you on the access road! I said, yea like 8 car lengths! So I bite back a little bit just to piss off the guy, but mainly I just stand there smiling. That really infuriates him. Finally he's like, DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU! I was like, yea like there's a chance of THAT happening. He just jumped in his truck and "sped" off. The whole time his buddy was just standing there minding his business. The dudes in the Neon didn't even bother trying to mess with us. So that's my best ricer story. Any idea why the dude would flip out just because I'm revving my engine? LOL, maybe he realized how crappy his sounded. Anyway, keep posting, these stories are great!

Something I forgot to put in earlier. The whole time in the Bennigan's parking lot, there was these two HOT girls getting in their car to leave. They stopped and sat there and was watching the whole thing. When the dudes in the gay truck left, the girls were like. "Ignore them, yall have a much better car anyway. They're just jealous." Then they were asking why it had started. Just another advantage of having a cool Mustang.
 
CManT1914 Great Story!

Like someone said, it's insane who jalous people are towards other ppl, esp. with cars...

One time I was at my friend's house and a drug dealer comes to sell my buddy some craps and i know him a bit he knows thats my mustang parked in the driveway... so everything goes well then he passes by my mustang and he's like " WOAH! A mustang !!! woahh wowowowowowoowowow" and he made a fake 'elbow' wrestling trick on my trunk... I knew he wouldn't touch her but just his coments and the move made me bad
 
Something I forgot to put in earlier. The whole time in the Bennigan's parking lot, there was these two HOT girls getting in their car to leave. They stopped and sat there and was watching the whole thing. When the dudes in the gay truck left, the girls were like. "Ignore them, yall have a much better car anyway. They're just jealous." Then they were asking why it had started. Just another advantage of having a cool Mustang.

Funny you mention that. I had some kids in an Accord pull out in front of me last summer and do literally 15 in a 35 so I when I went to go around them, they floored it. So then did I and I past them like they weren't moving. Meanwhile, I accidentaly cut some dude off. SO I cut in front of the Accord and the light turned red. The guy I cut off ended up next to me, he looked over and said 'what the hell was their problem?' I just said who the hell knows and he said 'they're just jealous cuase you're the one with a real car' I just laughed 'yeah' I thought it was funny and the best part was that the guy who said that was also driving an Accord of the same body style, different color.
 
Bringing it back from the dead for a great kill.

Wed night on my way to Hooters I got behind this new Carrera and it was the first at the light, it took off and i didnt think anything of it but i caught up and we stop at the next light with me behind it again and the Porche took off again this tim i got in the lane next to it and got stopped again by the next light and i look over and its a hott @$$ younger (23-27) girl. I was like OMG she can drive and she has a hot car, so the light turns green and we booth spin at the start and when i shifted in to second i started to pull away and the second to third shift was perfect and she didnt gain any one me and the same with the three four shift, but then i had to turn around cause i passed hooters at the light we took off at. Im not sure if this is a true kill or not but it got my adernaline pumping and my friends in the pass seat too. :banana: :spot: :banana: :spot: Thats how i felt the hole night and hte next day when i got married. :nice:
 
anyhow....this is my story.

I was in Ocean City, MD and some douche and his skinhead friend pulled up to me in a 300zx. We were in slow traffic so I could hear them "haha, another mustang, what a waste," so i pulled up door-to-door with them. My friend was in the passenger seat and I had 2 girls in the back that we met on the beach. The skinhead dude says "where's your girls at you ***?" I told him "in the back" as they waved and the traffic cleared and I smoked 1st and chirped 2nd with all 4 of us in the car. Little further down the road we hit a red light. He pulls up again and says "you wanna race for real this time?". BUT OF COURSE!!! He took me off the line, but only for about half of first gear. As soon as i caught second I put about a carlength on him and kept pulling away. I slowed down and he turned off and parked it. I think it must have been a pretty beat 300zx, cause they're a pretty fast car if done up right.
 
Not sure if this counts because it was against a "fellow" stanger, but any way I see this nice "GT" with Saleen EFX and a few other things, and I'm like cool, I tell my GF "This guys probly gonna blow my doors off, but I gotta..." and way were side by side at a light, hes got side exhaust GT emblems the whole 9 yards, then I realize something funny when I stop revving (it was a long light) the car doesnt sound right. So we hit it, I pull away from him no problems going about 70 just jumped to 3rd and my Radar Detector goes off, I slow down back to 35 (I hate Colorado Speed limmits in town) and he goes flying by, then I see it, hes got the stock bumper on still.... its a V-6 and the exhaust pipe is still there, so the sides are fakes, the emblems are fake AND THE GAY ASS STICKER ON THE REAR WINDOW! GTR and Saleen stickers and oil company stickers and TEAM RF Stickers and... RICER.... oh I guess he didn't have a radar detector either and thought he was winnning, well he got pulled over. EOS