["Alright everybody..."]
This is a stick up everybody get face down
Ren gag their mouths so they can't make a sound
Tie em up for the fact that I'm kickin ass
I got my hand on my gat and I'm tempted to blast
My name is Eazy, but I go the hard way out
This ain't personal, but now I'm about
to commit a crime and go thru with it
You know what, no need for shakin, because I'm used to it
Take out the security guard with a slap of my hand
Yeah, he's wearin' a badge, but he's a ol ass man
Pump his ass in the head, and take his gun
so me and the punk can go one on one
Cover the lens on the TV screen
you know, so me and my gang just can't be seen
Lock the doors, and throw away the key
Close the blinds, so no mother****ers can see
and smile, you know, cause I'm controllin the ****
and no sucker ass *****'s gonna stop the hit
Wardrobes and locs, and a Ruthless shirt
That means I'm ready to work, and rush a fool to the dirt, so
chorus...blahblahblah
Allright...
Empty your pockets, but do it slow
Take everything you got and lay it on the ****in floor
Don't make me have to set an example today
and blow one of you crazy mother****ers away
I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny
takin all you stupid mother****ers' money
Peepin at a bitch cause my dick's on hard
Laughin at the dumb ass security guard
who's tied up for the moment, not sayin' a word
I should have known it before, the mother****er's a nerd
But back to the bitches I'm peepin
and then untie the hoe, so I can start creepin
Took her to the backroom, about to jack
Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back
I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
There was the biggest titties that a ***** ever saw
I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her
The suspense was makin' me sick
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!
I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand
[What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man]
Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt
because this is one ***got that I had to hurt, so
chorus...blahblahblah
Stackin up the money and there's more to collect
cause I don't give a ****, I take traveler's checks
Yo, Ren, peep out the window, and tell me what you see
[Three mother****in police starin at me; what to do now?]
Hurry up and get on
Allright, tell me, who is the mother****in alarm?
I'm a give ya a chance, and count to three
or else five of ya bitches are comin with me
[Police: Allright, Allright, come out *****z, or we're coming in
This is the only chance to turn yourself in]
**** you! We got hostages, and plenty of loot
and don't give a damn and not afraid to shoot
We're sendin out the hostages, all except five
and if you don't meet our demands, they won't stay alive
We want a copter, so we can get away clean
and take some along, if you know what I mean
One hostage got brave, and got off the floor
but I smoked his ass before he got to the door
[Police: They shot a hostage, they shot a hostage!]
[MC Ren: You stupid mother****er tryin' to run
now you're dead as **** tryin' to race a gun]
[Police: Allright, this is the last chance to get off your ass
or else the tear gas is about to blast]
I ran to the back and Ren followed behind
to a hell of a spot that was hard to find
The bank was ****ed up, the **** was smokin
with screamin hostages, runnin and chokin
Gettin away, but I was suddenly stopped
at point blank range, by a mother****in cop
And I hope they don't think that a lesson was taught
cause a ***** like the E was finally caught
My gat wouldn't fire, the **** wouldn't work
So, y'all know what time it is
I want to see some pictures! Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better ****ing do it and do it quick! I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen.