lol man right when i saw the word bicycle that part of taladega nights popped into my head. and its probably cause i am also going crazy from looking at numbers all day at work.
oh and this is something awesome for all bikers/motorcyclists to try out: carry a pocket of roller bearings for when cars get right on your ass. reach into your pocket and drop the bearings they will bounce all over the ground and beat the hell outta there from bumber and windshield. a fairfax county cop actually told me that one lol.
We had a Mustang cruise a few weeks ago and as we were leaving one area a bunch of cyclists were complaining about how we were destroying the environment