DANG IT! COPS.... sO... thought i would share... if you've been drinking and you're not twenty one, dont' drive even if you're near sober!
So I had a shot n' half of whiskey and palyed a game of beer pong and had a beer. then like 2 hours later i had another beer or two. waited a while and friends needed a ride... which im fine to drive and i normally park, but they were wasted so i pick them up. ...while im waiting on them i turn off my lights. they get in i turn the corner drive half a block and turn them on... pass a cop and he pulls me!!!! i was pissed!
he has me get out and frisks me...which i forgot i'd just taken a beer from that party for later... which he pulls out ... "Nice!" ... i think he laughed at me
he made me do all the sobriety tests, in subs zero weather! which i passed better than when i try them while im watching cops and saying to myself that **** looks hard!
touch the pen, follow the pen... "raise one foot six inches and hold it there while you count one thousand one one thousand two, one... until i say stop! ...(what the heck, till i say stop) i counted to thirteen btw.
then i had to stand one foot infront of the othere while he explaind how i'd have to walk the line and count my steps, taking nine, turning around and taking nine back.
i walked a bee line... haha, no it was perfectly straight.. but why do they call it a bee line??? isn't a bee line all random and swooping from flower to flower ... ? just a thought..
so i pass all those and he's mad. so he makes me do the breathalizer... 0.045 ..so since i was good he's like... well, im citing you for minor consumption.
:damnit: ! ALL BECAUSE MY HEADLIGHTS.... WHICH IS A DUMB THING I'D FORGET ANY TIME!
now i gotta go to court and all that good ****! blah!
just thought i'd share...
So I had a shot n' half of whiskey and palyed a game of beer pong and had a beer. then like 2 hours later i had another beer or two. waited a while and friends needed a ride... which im fine to drive and i normally park, but they were wasted so i pick them up. ...while im waiting on them i turn off my lights. they get in i turn the corner drive half a block and turn them on... pass a cop and he pulls me!!!! i was pissed!
he has me get out and frisks me...which i forgot i'd just taken a beer from that party for later... which he pulls out ... "Nice!" ... i think he laughed at me
he made me do all the sobriety tests, in subs zero weather! which i passed better than when i try them while im watching cops and saying to myself that **** looks hard!
touch the pen, follow the pen... "raise one foot six inches and hold it there while you count one thousand one one thousand two, one... until i say stop! ...(what the heck, till i say stop) i counted to thirteen btw.
then i had to stand one foot infront of the othere while he explaind how i'd have to walk the line and count my steps, taking nine, turning around and taking nine back.
i walked a bee line... haha, no it was perfectly straight.. but why do they call it a bee line??? isn't a bee line all random and swooping from flower to flower ... ? just a thought..
so i pass all those and he's mad. so he makes me do the breathalizer... 0.045 ..so since i was good he's like... well, im citing you for minor consumption.
:damnit: ! ALL BECAUSE MY HEADLIGHTS.... WHICH IS A DUMB THING I'D FORGET ANY TIME!
now i gotta go to court and all that good ****! blah!
just thought i'd share...