Most interesting experiences with the police..lets here it.

DMAN302 · Dec 15, 2006

Ok i'll start...get pulled over while entering a local car show, of course people are everywhere I now draw a ton of attention to myself and the cruiser behind me. I get out of the vehicle to hand over my info when I get barked at to get back in the car, which i do immediately. Officer comes to the window and begins his stern lecture...really reading me the riot act while I sit the and pay absolute attention. This continues on for probably 3 minutes or so...he's not happy...I'm polite and smile...thanking him for his time. Officer returns to his vehicle and fusses around for about 5 minutes untill he honks his horn and motions me over to his drivers window. After I approach the window he hands me my information and...best part...appologizes exceptionally nicely for taking up my time and says how great my vehicle looks and hopes I have a nice day. His last comment was...."thanks for being so polite...your wife was my training officer when I was a rookie ....tell her I said hello.

Strype · Dec 15, 2006

That's funny!

The time the officer told me that I wasn't gonna see my mustang for a long time so I should put a good coat of wax on it... He wrote me a racing ticket and the girls I was "Racing" a speeding ticket. He asked them "Was he racing you girls?"

So we get to court the following week. The first row was filled with like 10-15 inmates. So my turn comes up. My court appointed attorneylooks at the officer and says like a smart Alec, "So officer, if I say I'm gonna race you to the door, and I take off and you just sit there... You would call that a race?"
That's when the whole first row of inmates start laughing at him hyserticly and pointing
I got off with wreckless driving

DMAN302 · Dec 15, 2006

Sometimes in life you catch a break...sometimes they break you.....

Busted07 · Dec 15, 2006

DMAN302 said:
Sometimes in life you catch a break...sometimes they break you.....

Im still confused on WHY you gt pulled over in the first place.

85_SS_302_Coupe · Dec 15, 2006

Eh....got pulled over 3 times before i ever got my license, didn't have insurance either (young and real dumb). I lucked out and every time the cop got to my door he got called away on something else. :whew:

Then once i got pulled over in the middle of the night right after i put my Tremec in, i was cruising down the highway going 50 in a 60 and got pulled over because i was "going suspiciously slow", and then we sat and BS'ed for about a half hour about Police Mustangs...it was cool.

DMAN302 · Dec 15, 2006

FarBeyondDriven said:
Im still confused on WHY you gt pulled over in the first place.

Ah lets just say I drew attention to myself for reasons I will not mention at this time... ...though at no time was the speed limit violated..ahem.

Busted07 · Dec 15, 2006

All of my experiences usualy involve alcohol and me getting out of tickets, and i dont want it to sound like im trying to be a hardass, so ill refrain from the "me driving down the center of a 2 lane bridge, pulling the e-brake at the bottom and sliding my eclipse over a curb, and into an apartment complex parking lot story"

Busted07 · Dec 15, 2006

DMAN302 said:
Ah lets just say I drew attention to myself for reasons I will not mention at this time... ...though at no time was the speed limit violated..ahem.

You cant just build us up like that...... then not deliver!!!!

DMAN302 · Dec 15, 2006

Strype · Dec 15, 2006

One time I told a cop that my speedometer and my radar detector must be broken, because I never was radared and he was accusing me of going 13 mph faster than I was... He said "Slow this rocket down I got another call"

Yeah right, he was sitting in a parking lot when I passed him up the street.

DMAN302 · Dec 15, 2006

Strype said:
That's funny!

The time the officer told me that I wasn't gonna see my mustang for a long time so I should put a good coat of wax on it... He wrote me a racing ticket and the girls I was "Racing" a speeding ticket. He asked them "Was he racing you girls?"

So we get to court the following week. The first row was filled with like 10-15 inmates. So my turn comes up. My court appointed attorneylooks at the officer and says like a smart Alec, "So officer, if I say I'm gonna race you to the door, and I take off and you just sit there... You would call that a race?"
That's when the whole first row of inmates start laughing at him hyserticly and pointing
I got off with wreckless driving

That thar is funny, don't care who you are.

Strype · Dec 15, 2006

Oh! Another good one... I'll spair the details. Here you go:

Officer:"Tell your girlfriend to put her clothes on"

Me:"okay!"

Officer:"Well at least you guys were in the car... I just busted 2 people on the hood of a truck right up the street there"

Busted07 · Dec 15, 2006

Strype said:
Oh! Another good one... I'll spair the details. Here you go:

Officer:"Tell your girlfriend to put her clothes on"

Me:"okay!"

Officer:"Well at least you guys were in the car... I just busted 2 people on the hood of a truck right up the street there"

oh god thats hi-lar-i-ous !!!

Strype · Dec 15, 2006

Oh dear God another one...

So my then girlfriend (now wife) were making out at the City Fair in the parking lot, when a rentacop drives around us and gets on the loud speaker and says "This is not the place!"

So I screamed out something like "**** you! You rent a pig!!!"

So she comes rolling back and steps out. THEN MY BOSS GETS OUT OF THE PASSENGER SIDE!!! You see he worked part time as a manager at the store I worked at and full time as a sherrif's deputy. He told me to watch my mouth and said he was disappointed.

Needless to say I quit my job 2 weeks later

I've got more. Let me know when you've had enough Sorry for taking over DMAN, but I swear my wife and MYBAD70 will vouche for every incident

DMAN302 · Dec 15, 2006

Off topic....late night...little buzz. Girl and *name withheld...wink wink* on beach playing doctor alone under the moonlight (ah the romance of the one night stand) upon completion of the 'quality time' with new friend *all names withheld* individuals begin to return to car when a voice in the night rings out. From just a few yards away, previously unnoticed...two nice elderly gentlemen in lawn chairs fishing..."you kids have a nice evening.."....hehehehe.

one of the individuals in this story still thinks about *names withheld* sometimes

Strype · Dec 15, 2006

Also had a baseball bat pulled from my hands from behind by a Sheriff's deputy... I was running after 4 guys in a car who tried to beet me up at a redlight but couldn't get in the car. So I went and parked and they followed me. All the sudden I'm screaming at them to come back with a bat in the air and it's gone... I'm like what the ???? I turn around and an officer is giving me that bad look.

mob · Dec 15, 2006

haha great stories guys. I haven't had too many incidents with cops, the ones I have had weren't too good though.

I live in a small town and once I first got my car I got in trouble alot with my school officer, so the whole police department knew my car and my buddy's old car. I remember one time I was coming down this 2 lane street, 20mph cause it was a school zone. There were 2 cops directing traffic. My buddy was behind me in his old yellow 99gt, and as we pass the 2 cops at 20mph one walks up to the other and says, "Those two cars are race cars." The other cop laughs, I look over at him and yell, "Yep, their pretty fast" and smile. He looks at me with that "oh **** he heard me face", and kinda smiles. Then he realized what I said and yelled "SLOW DOWN" I just laughed and kept going my 20mph.

Got pulled over once for street racing. Me and my buddy again in his 99gt and my car, were cruising around making some videos and such. We were gonna make a uturn and hit it to get a good video, but I saw what seemed to be a crown vic behind my buddy, i thought "eh, id rather not risk it" He ended up doing the u turn with us, we pulled off into some street and lost him. Almost home a cop comes right on our ass and follows us home. He talked to us about not racing and stuff, he was really nice and could have busted us BAD if he wanted to. Turns out the crown vic was an off duty cop.

Ive had a few more but nothing too exciting, except when I got arrested but thats another story.

ryan218 · Dec 15, 2006

moped speeding ticket, i got off with a warning.

85ragtop · Dec 15, 2006

Mine would have to be when back when I still had my T-Bird. I was on my way to the track and I see this Camero come flying up behind me. Being young and stupid I floor it, I pegged the speedo and just kept going. I get to the track and I am telling some people my story of what just happened and I get a tap on my shoulder. I turn a round and see a Deputy standing there. He asks me for my info and tells me to stay there. He comes back over gives me my stuff and tells me that 122mph is too fast to have my land boat. I felt very dumb.

Adams91LX · Dec 15, 2006

I got pulled over by the sheriff of torrence county for speeding on the highway...
he then looked in my passenger window, asked how many miles i had on my car... i told him... he grabbed a pad of paper that was in his shirt pocket asked for my drivers license... he then wrote down my phone number and name and address... and then offered to buy my car... i told him respectfully no... and he said, yeah, if i had a notch that clean i wouldn't either.

i was so scared tho... 110 in a 65 in the middle of nowhere... it would've been bad for sure...

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