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Me: Hello, Orbitz.com? Yes i would like to change my flight itenterary

Orbitz: Ok, is there a problem with youre flight?

Me: Something just came up and i just need to make a few changes.

Orbiitz: Ok, ill be more than happy to help you.

Me: How can you actually be MORE than happy to help me?

Orbitz: Its just something we have to say.

Me: Oh, so youre a conformist, huh?

Orbitz: No, we have a script we have to follow!

Me: I see... has anyone ever confused you with a lemming?

Orbitz: What is that supposed to mean???

Me: Nevermind, most followers cant think for themselves.

Orbitz: Sir....

Me: What?

Orbitz: You said you needed to change your flight?

Me: Yeah, I need it to be changed to a 1 way ticket from Louisiana to Cincinnatti

Orbitz: Oh, are you moving?

Me: You ask like you really care.

Orbitz: Oh, i was just making conversation.

Me: Well, why dont you tell me something interesting, like... are you a virgin?

Orbitz: SIR!!! I cant answer that!!!!

Me: Oh, so thats not in your script, huh? maybe they should change that to make these calls more interesting.

Orbitz: Sir, i have your flight changed now. Is there anything else i can do for you?

Me: Wanna meet me for a drink later?

Orbitz: Umm i dont know if im allowed to do that over the phone.

Me: Come on, be a rebel, you can do it!

Orbitz: Well ok, just this one time :)

Me: bow chica booww wooooooow

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Ok, i have my flight changed.... wait... what the hell did i change my flight for again?
 
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Me: Hello, Orbitz.com? Yes i would like to change my flight itenterary

Orbitz: Ok, is there a problem with youre flight?

Me: Something just came up and i just need to make a few changes.

Orbiitz: Ok, ill be more than happy to help you.

Me: How can you actually be MORE than happy to help me?

Orbitz: Its just something we have to say.

Me: Oh, so youre a conformist, huh?

Orbitz: No, we have a script we have to follow!

Me: I see... has anyone ever confused you with a lemming?

Orbitz: What is that supposed to mean???

Me: Nevermind, most followers cant think for themselves.

Orbitz: Sir....

Me: What?

Orbitz: You said you needed to change your flight?

Me: Yeah, I need it to be changed to a 1 way ticket from Louisiana to Cincinnatti

Orbitz: Oh, are you moving?

Me: You ask like you really care.

Orbitz: Oh, i was just making conversation.

Me: Well, why dont you tell me something interesting, like... are you a virgin?

Orbitz: SIR!!! I cant answer that!!!!

Me: Oh, so thats not in your script, huh? maybe they should change that to make these calls more interesting.

Orbitz: Sir, i have your flight changed now. Is there anything else i can do for you?

Me: Wanna meet me for a drink later?

Orbitz: Umm i dont know if im allowed to do that over the phone.

Me: Come on, be a rebel, you can do it!

Orbitz: Well ok, just this one time :)

Me: bow chica booww wooooooow

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Ok, i have my flight changed.... wait... what the hell did i change my flight for again?


:lol: :lol: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA :rlaugh:
 
"911 where is the location of the emergency?"

"My front yard- 123 Sesame Street"

"What is happening?"

"My car is on fire"

"How did it start"

"I dunno- I just looked at it :eek:"



Dude, that reminded me of the 911 call i made when 90Gt's neighbors house caught on fire :rlaugh: :rlaugh: :rlaugh:
 
Dude, that reminded me of the 911 call i made when 90Gt's neighbors house caught on fire :rlaugh: :rlaugh: :rlaugh:

:lol: :lol: :lol:





Okay ummmm... Shelly is it? Hi my name is Jonathan. *extends hand*

We haven't had a chance to properly introduce ourselves. We citizens of 5.0 Talk and also the members of the :SNSign: Posse are very glad to have you here with us. Our deepest condolences to your b e a utiful mustang, and we hope for a blazing (no pun intended) fast recovery.

PS: Do you have a swimming pool? :shrug: