my friend HAD a red tail boa who crawled up his shorts and constricted around his....family jewels. lol. I walked next door when I heard him screaming and had to call the ambulance because the two of us couldnt get it off, lol. Sadly, I had to kill the snake when it tried to eat what it caught, lol.MarvinMyCat said:Keep it away from your weewee!
MarvinMyCat said:Too bad you couldn't get your friend off, I mean get the snake off, I mean remove the snake from his junk.

you think i could really think up a story f'd up as that? lol plus, why would i want to? dumbass1Slick5.0 said:Yah like that really happened