Maybe it doesn't ... but I dunno what a "ryme" is, anyway. 
Okay, how about...
If you can't lick it, don't stick it.
Okay, how about...
If you can't lick it, don't stick it.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Maybe it doesn't ... but I dunno what a "ryme" is, anyway.
Okay, how about...
If you can't lick it, don't stick it.
If it smells like "fish" make it a dish!
If it smells like "cologne" leave it alone!!
Pretty elementary actually.
If it smells like "fish" make it a dish!
If it smells like "cologne" leave it alone!!
Pretty elementary actually.
cologne???
Quoting lyrics from Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles, are we? (Yes, actual band name, for those not familiar with 'em.)
(Yes, actual band name, for those not familiar with 'em.)
And in a valiant effort to keep this thread on-topic (silly idea, I know), I submit the following article ... which has TOTALLY made my day...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070608/ap_en_ce/paris_hilton
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070608/ap_en_ce/paris_hilton
strtrcr50
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After reading these entries about paris being perry, I decided to do some research. After watching one night in paris, I am sure she is not a trans anything.. 
As far far as being unclean, it only takes one time to catch the creepy crawlies.
I stand by my original statement.
I'd hit it!
As far far as being unclean, it only takes one time to catch the creepy crawlies.I stand by my original statement.
I'd hit it!
strtrcr50
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1.8kmint
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who gives a F*** what she looks like hell i would F her all day and night even if she was 350lbs! you know why? because i would be 350Mill (or so) richer afterwards!!!
fivespeedsteed
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Again, with the wonders of a seemingly limitless budget and modern plastic surgery, a whole lotta nip-tuckin' could probably make Ron Jeremy look like Asia Carrera. (Scary thought, huh?)
I've seen the video. It was too darned vague to be convincing enough for me. She has an oriface up front, that's all I can tell. All the close-ups were done in minty-green night-vision. She looks like a friggin' ALIEN in those parts. The other parts, she's just some mannish-looking tart with quasi-boobies, a boyish figure, and very squared facial features, and she gives a lame knobber. Furthermore, her voice and brainless demeanor is infuriatingly obnoxious. She must have slipped the other dude some roofies or something.
I've seen the video. It was too darned vague to be convincing enough for me. She has an oriface up front, that's all I can tell. All the close-ups were done in minty-green night-vision. She looks like a friggin' ALIEN in those parts. The other parts, she's just some mannish-looking tart with quasi-boobies, a boyish figure, and very squared facial features, and she gives a lame knobber. Furthermore, her voice and brainless demeanor is infuriatingly obnoxious. She must have slipped the other dude some roofies or something.
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BK_CAULEY
it's built for speed not longevity, woman
*to everyone who says they wouldnt do her*
STOP LYING YOU HOMO"S...
you only say i would mess with her because you know you could never even get anything close to looking like her and you are at home with your but ugly GF's and are making excuses for your deteriorating life. not that mines good, and not that all my women are hotties but i aint making excuses about it.
END RANT...nobody tske this to personal ok. i aint singling anyone out here.
STOP LYING YOU HOMO"S...
you only say i would mess with her because you know you could never even get anything close to looking like her and you are at home with your but ugly GF's and are making excuses for your deteriorating life. not that mines good, and not that all my women are hotties but i aint making excuses about it.
END RANT...nobody tske this to personal ok. i aint singling anyone out here.
