Ode to tailgaters

Juiced87Notch

Juiced87Notch

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#1
If one more ***hole with blue headlights or a stock camaro rides rides my ass, I'm gonna snap! It's not like there driving *close* to me... I cant even see their ****ing headlights!... I swear the next time I'm going to use the larger brakes I put on the car... and let them rearend me.... so I can drag them out of the car, snap their neck, cut their dick off shove it in their mouth and powerbrake over their bloody corpse. :)









I'm a little pissed off right now... if you couldn't allready tell :D
 
#2
You hear that?....


There it is again....



it must be.....


The Waaaaahmbulance!

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#5
sn98gt said:
If one more ***hole with blue headlights or a stock camaro rides rides my ass, I'm gonna snap! It's not like there driving *close* to me... I cant even see their ****ing headlights!... I swear the next time I'm going to use the larger brakes I put on the car... and let them rearend me.... so I can drag them out of the car, snap their neck, cut their dick off shove it in their mouth and powerbrake over their bloody corpse. :)









I'm a little pissed off right now... if you couldn't allready tell :D
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wow...a little hostile don't ya think? :rolleyes:
 
#6
I had a guy tailgating me the other night in some crappy 1980s jack up redneck truck so I slowed down the cack face turn on like 100 bright ass lights so I stop my car in the middle of the road got out and ask him if he has a fah-king problem when I looked in the truck theres was 2 guys looking at me like I was some crazy ******* LOL Im just tired of the ****
 
#7
Bobbys97R said:
I had a guy tailgating me the other night in some crappy 1980s jack up redneck truck so I slowed down the cack face turn on like 100 bright ass lights so I stop my car in the middle of the road got out and ask him if he has a fah-king problem when I looked in the truck theres was 2 guys looking at me like I was some crazy ******* LOL Im just tired of the ****
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yea I hear ya ... a year ago I was a guy in a yukon with 24s threatened to *put a cap in me yo* for brake checking him because I was doing 40 in heavy traffic on burnside (35) and he was still riding my ass... 6 months later some jackhole driving a vw golf or what was left of one decided he needed to be on my ass... brakecheck... he pulls into the center lane... passes me while flipping me off... cuts me off almost hits the car in front of me and slams on his brakes... ok so I go around him... hes still following me... this time he decides hes going to pass me on the right while waving a bat at me. my g/fs in the car with me... his gf's in the car with him... so I just dart through traffic and leave... this **** is getting anoying. :notnice:
 
#13
Let them tailgate you...When it happens to me I just drive slower and act like nothing is a matter...It seems to piss them off more but I think they get the point.

And with road rage now a days, getting out of your car to comfront them or throwing crap out of your car at them will just get you shot. I know somwone that it happened to.

And slamming your brakes on if someone is following to close is a Class B violation 811.500 Unlawful stop or deceleration, at least $330 depending what city your in, but then again 811.485 Following too closely is also.
 
#14
sn98gt said:
If one more ***hole with blue headlights or a stock camaro rides rides my ass, I'm gonna snap! It's not like there driving *close* to me... I cant even see their ****ing headlights!... I swear the next time I'm going to use the larger brakes I put on the car... and let them rearend me.... so I can drag them out of the car, snap their neck, cut their dick off shove it in their mouth and powerbrake over their bloody corpse. :)

I hear ya, especialy those guys with blue headlights :rolleyes: Maybe you should get a new licence plate frame :D J/K..LOL :spot: sorry you walked wright into that one :D
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#15
03yellowvenom said:
sn98gt said:
If one more ***hole with blue headlights or a stock camaro rides rides my ass, I'm gonna snap! It's not like there driving *close* to me... I cant even see their ****ing headlights!... I swear the next time I'm going to use the larger brakes I put on the car... and let them rearend me.... so I can drag them out of the car, snap their neck, cut their dick off shove it in their mouth and powerbrake over their bloody corpse. :)

I hear ya, especialy those guys with blue headlights :rolleyes: Maybe you should get a new licence plate frame :D J/K..LOL :spot: sorry you walked wright into that one :D
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:shrug: I dun get it... I dont even have a frame...
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#17
sn98gt said:
yea I hear ya ... a year ago I was a guy in a yukon with 24s threatened to *put a cap in me yo* for brake checking him because I was doing 40 in heavy traffic on burnside (35) and he was still riding my ass... 6 months later some jackhole driving a vw golf or what was left of one decided he needed to be on my ass... brakecheck... he pulls into the center lane... passes me while flipping me off... cuts me off almost hits the car in front of me and slams on his brakes... ok so I go around him... hes still following me... this time he decides hes going to pass me on the right while waving a bat at me. my g/fs in the car with me... his gf's in the car with him... so I just dart through traffic and leave... this **** is getting anoying. :notnice:
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When they do that crap, just calmly pick up your cell phone and call the state police. Give a description of the vehicle, the license number, and comments like "they were driving very agressively", "they almost sideswiped me", "I hope they dont kill someone".... Then laugh your ass off knowing that a ticket will be promptly issued by the first officer that can find them. (anti-road rage law)

DD
 
#18
ddonaca351 said:
When they do that crap, just calmly pick up your cell phone and call the state police. Give a description of the vehicle, the license number, and comments like "they were driving very agressively", "they almost sideswiped me", "I hope they dont kill someone".... Then laugh your ass off knowing that a ticket will be promptly issued by the first officer that can find them. (anti-road rage law)

DD
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really... hmm... I'll have to put that number on speed dial then :) thanks... I'll try that next time, instead of killing someone :D
 
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