Ode to tailgaters

Juiced87Notch · Dec 15, 2004

If one more ***hole with blue headlights or a stock camaro rides rides my ass, I'm gonna snap! It's not like there driving *close* to me... I cant even see their ****ing headlights!... I swear the next time I'm going to use the larger brakes I put on the car... and let them rearend me.... so I can drag them out of the car, snap their neck, cut their dick off shove it in their mouth and powerbrake over their bloody corpse.

I'm a little pissed off right now... if you couldn't allready tell

WaterPog · Dec 15, 2004

You hear that?....

There it is again....

it must be.....

The Waaaaahmbulance!

Juiced87Notch · Dec 15, 2004

WaterPog said:
You hear that?....

There it is again....

it must be.....

The Waaaaahmbulance!

haha nice... thanks for that... I'm no longer soo pissed off

Tylerb59 · Dec 15, 2004

Damn.

I thought when I clicked on this thread I would find some good jokes about tailgaters.

:: Dissapointment sets in ::

Le sad.

</thread>

stang_lover69 · Dec 15, 2004

sn98gt said:
If one more ***hole with blue headlights or a stock camaro rides rides my ass, I'm gonna snap! It's not like there driving *close* to me... I cant even see their ****ing headlights!... I swear the next time I'm going to use the larger brakes I put on the car... and let them rearend me.... so I can drag them out of the car, snap their neck, cut their dick off shove it in their mouth and powerbrake over their bloody corpse.

I'm a little pissed off right now... if you couldn't allready tell

wow...a little hostile don't ya think?

Bobbys97R · Dec 15, 2004

I had a guy tailgating me the other night in some crappy 1980s jack up redneck truck so I slowed down the cack face turn on like 100 bright ass lights so I stop my car in the middle of the road got out and ask him if he has a fah-king problem when I looked in the truck theres was 2 guys looking at me like I was some crazy ******* LOL Im just tired of the ****

Juiced87Notch · Dec 16, 2004

Bobbys97R said:
I had a guy tailgating me the other night in some crappy 1980s jack up redneck truck so I slowed down the cack face turn on like 100 bright ass lights so I stop my car in the middle of the road got out and ask him if he has a fah-king problem when I looked in the truck theres was 2 guys looking at me like I was some crazy ******* LOL Im just tired of the ****

yea I hear ya ... a year ago I was a guy in a yukon with 24s threatened to *put a cap in me yo* for brake checking him because I was doing 40 in heavy traffic on burnside (35) and he was still riding my ass... 6 months later some jackhole driving a vw golf or what was left of one decided he needed to be on my ass... brakecheck... he pulls into the center lane... passes me while flipping me off... cuts me off almost hits the car in front of me and slams on his brakes... ok so I go around him... hes still following me... this time he decides hes going to pass me on the right while waving a bat at me. my g/fs in the car with me... his gf's in the car with him... so I just dart through traffic and leave... this **** is getting anoying.

Juiced87Notch · Dec 16, 2004

Tylerb59 said:
Damn.

I thought when I clicked on this thread I would find some good jokes about tailgaters.

:: Dissapointment sets in ::

Le sad.

</thread>

sorry to dissapoint... just venting... its better than not venting and just being that much more pissed off when it happens again.

281pony · Dec 16, 2004

just throw a hand full of change at them.

cousin did it once with some idiot tailgating us in his vert. headlights slowly faded afterwards

Juiced87Notch · Dec 16, 2004

88SC_GT said:
just throw a hand full of change at them.

cousin did it once with some idiot tailgating us in his vert. headlights slowly faded afterwards

thats a damn good idea...

tarch · Dec 16, 2004

haha yeah we almost threw batteries at some jerk ass in a X5... what a hoe...
eventually i came to a complete stop in front of him... fool

Darkhorse845 · Dec 16, 2004

WaterPog said:
You hear that?....

There it is again....

it must be.....

The Waaaaahmbulance!

Cool!

Lightning Rob · Dec 16, 2004

Let them tailgate you...When it happens to me I just drive slower and act like nothing is a matter...It seems to piss them off more but I think they get the point.

And with road rage now a days, getting out of your car to comfront them or throwing crap out of your car at them will just get you shot. I know somwone that it happened to.

And slamming your brakes on if someone is following to close is a Class B violation 811.500 Unlawful stop or deceleration, at least $330 depending what city your in, but then again 811.485 Following too closely is also.

The Factor · Dec 16, 2004

sn98gt said:
If one more ***hole with blue headlights or a stock camaro rides rides my ass, I'm gonna snap! It's not like there driving *close* to me... I cant even see their ****ing headlights!... I swear the next time I'm going to use the larger brakes I put on the car... and let them rearend me.... so I can drag them out of the car, snap their neck, cut their dick off shove it in their mouth and powerbrake over their bloody corpse.

I hear ya, especialy those guys with blue headlights Maybe you should get a new licence plate frame J/K..LOL sorry you walked wright into that one

Juiced87Notch · Dec 17, 2004

03yellowvenom said:
sn98gt said:

If one more ***hole with blue headlights or a stock camaro rides rides my ass, I'm gonna snap! It's not like there driving *close* to me... I cant even see their ****ing headlights!... I swear the next time I'm going to use the larger brakes I put on the car... and let them rearend me.... so I can drag them out of the car, snap their neck, cut their dick off shove it in their mouth and powerbrake over their bloody corpse.

I hear ya, especialy those guys with blue headlights Maybe you should get a new licence plate frame J/K..LOL sorry you walked wright into that one

Click to expand...

I dun get it... I dont even have a frame...

The Factor · Dec 17, 2004

sn98gt said:
I dun get it... I dont even have a frame...

Read my post on "The best license plate frame" I saw

ddonaca351 · Dec 17, 2004

sn98gt said:
yea I hear ya ... a year ago I was a guy in a yukon with 24s threatened to *put a cap in me yo* for brake checking him because I was doing 40 in heavy traffic on burnside (35) and he was still riding my ass... 6 months later some jackhole driving a vw golf or what was left of one decided he needed to be on my ass... brakecheck... he pulls into the center lane... passes me while flipping me off... cuts me off almost hits the car in front of me and slams on his brakes... ok so I go around him... hes still following me... this time he decides hes going to pass me on the right while waving a bat at me. my g/fs in the car with me... his gf's in the car with him... so I just dart through traffic and leave... this **** is getting anoying.

When they do that crap, just calmly pick up your cell phone and call the state police. Give a description of the vehicle, the license number, and comments like "they were driving very agressively", "they almost sideswiped me", "I hope they dont kill someone".... Then laugh your ass off knowing that a ticket will be promptly issued by the first officer that can find them. (anti-road rage law)

DD

Juiced87Notch · Dec 17, 2004

ddonaca351 said:
When they do that crap, just calmly pick up your cell phone and call the state police. Give a description of the vehicle, the license number, and comments like "they were driving very agressively", "they almost sideswiped me", "I hope they dont kill someone".... Then laugh your ass off knowing that a ticket will be promptly issued by the first officer that can find them. (anti-road rage law)

DD

really... hmm... I'll have to put that number on speed dial then thanks... I'll try that next time, instead of killing someone

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