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AmBo

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It's AMAZING how people who don't know english put their cars on ebay and attempt to sell them. Cracks me up!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Hond...Z6253QQitemZ4625752210QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW
 

88Stang331

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Just reading that made my head hurt =\
 

AmBo

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Ahahaha I laughed so hard reading his attempts at proper grammar! Here are some highlights that I STILL laugh at!

"NOW I BID U SAY WHY I SELL?"

"I BABU IT TO MUCH MY WIFE SAYS THAT I DONT PAY ATT TO HET THAT MUCH I DO FOR THE S2K hahahaha U KNOW HOW IS THAT?"

"NOTE I NEVER TOUCH INSIDE ENGINE AND I WOULDNT WITH THA POWER I GOT ON IT."

"I PU ON STR THROTLE 70mm THAT MAKE DIFFERENSE."
 

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LOL
 

BigChiefSmokem

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"I BABU IT TO MUCH MY WIFE SAYS THAT I DONT PAY ATT TO HET THAT MUCH I DO FOR THE S2K hahahaha U KNOW HOW IS THAT?"

DONT ALL WE KNOW!!? TRUE SO THAT IT IS! DONT ALL WE KNOW HOW IS THAT!!? I BABU MINE TO MUCH TO.
 

AmBo

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BigChiefSmokem said:
"I BABU IT TO MUCH MY WIFE SAYS THAT I DONT PAY ATT TO HET THAT MUCH I DO FOR THE S2K hahahaha U KNOW HOW IS THAT?"

DONT ALL WE KNOW!!? TRUE SO THAT IT IS! DONT ALL WE KNOW HOW IS THAT!!? I BABU MINE TO MUCH TO.
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AHAHAAHAH! I wanna sit down and have dinner with this guy and attempt to not spit my food in his face when he opens his mouth.
 

mity2

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Nicely done tho.. not too gaudy looking like most I've seen..

Love the porno red interior....
 

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VEHICLE HAS CLEAN TITLE WITH SALVAGE HISTORY. IN STATE OF INDIANA THAT SAYS REBUILD TITLE.
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for 23K... haha it's only worth 10K
 

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Haha I thought a clean title meant it wasn't salvage...
 

mity2

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SilverSteed said:
Haha I thought a clean title meant it wasn't salvage...
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Not in indiana appearently...
 

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Other then his grammar the car is pretty nice! INMO
 

AmBo

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The car is nice...for a salvage car with a clean title...ok that doesn't make sense. This guy is obviously a genious and we can't even begin to think on his level of understanding. LOL!
 

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I R NAWT ABEL TO READEE DUH ENGRISH HE SPEAKEE.
 

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I found another one that made me laugh:

"THANKS U TAKE A LOOK TO MY AUCTION."

BAHAHAHAHA!!!
 

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As a Linguist for the DOD and the Army, I think he did a pretty good job speaking English given that it is not his first language. He probably speaks MUCH better English than you speak his native tongue which is, with his mistakes, most likely Asiatic.

Everyone is WAY too fast to jump on people about their grammar and spelling, definitely so if they speak only one language. Remember the joke, "What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What about someone who speaks 2? Bilingual. And only one language? American."

From a car-person standpoint I think he should have had a translator go over that ad and fix his mistakes. But really, you can understand what he is saying despite the flaws in grammar.

I encourage you to learn Chinese, Japanese, Tagalog, ad nauseum and see if you can write an ad with any sort of readability by a native. I've had to learn 2 languages to a fluent extent in one year and it isn't easy, I could only imagine learning English as a non-native speaker. Go easy on the guy.

Sorry for the rant.. Bad day for me I guess. :/
 

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I didn't even bother reading it after the first couple sentences, friggin retard.

But it is one heck of a nice car. I love those S2000's, I hate what some of the stupid ricers do to them
 

mity2

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02GTdroptop said:
I encourage you to learn Chinese, Japanese, Tagalog, ad nauseum and see if you can write an ad with any sort of readability by a native. I've had to learn 2 languages to a fluent extent in one year and it isn't easy, I could only imagine learning English as a non-native speaker. Go easy on the guy.
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Way ahead of ya buddy
何故なら僕は完璧な日本語が喋れるし書くこともできますです!!
 

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I bet that car would be fun to beat on.
 

tomustang

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02GTdroptop said:
As a Linguist for the DOD and the Army, I think he did a pretty good job speaking English given that it is not his first language. He probably speaks MUCH better English than you speak his native tongue which is, with his mistakes, most likely Asiatic.

Everyone is WAY too fast to jump on people about their grammar and spelling, definitely so if they speak only one language. Remember the joke, "What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What about someone who speaks 2? Bilingual. And only one language? American."

From a car-person standpoint I think he should have had a translator go over that ad and fix his mistakes. But really, you can understand what he is saying despite the flaws in grammar.

I encourage you to learn Chinese, Japanese, Tagalog, ad nauseum and see if you can write an ad with any sort of readability by a native. I've had to learn 2 languages to a fluent extent in one year and it isn't easy, I could only imagine learning English as a non-native speaker. Go easy on the guy.

Sorry for the rant.. Bad day for me I guess. :/
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damn you killed the joy

seriously, if you can't do it, then don't
 

BigChiefSmokem

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02GTdroptop said:
As a Linguist for the DOD and the Army, I think he did a pretty good job speaking English given that it is not his first language. He probably speaks MUCH better English than you speak his native tongue which is, with his mistakes, most likely Asiatic.

Everyone is WAY too fast to jump on people about their grammar and spelling, definitely so if they speak only one language. Remember the joke, "What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What about someone who speaks 2? Bilingual. And only one language? American."

From a car-person standpoint I think he should have had a translator go over that ad and fix his mistakes. But really, you can understand what he is saying despite the flaws in grammar.

I encourage you to learn Chinese, Japanese, Tagalog, ad nauseum and see if you can write an ad with any sort of readability by a native. I've had to learn 2 languages to a fluent extent in one year and it isn't easy, I could only imagine learning English as a non-native speaker. Go easy on the guy.

Sorry for the rant.. Bad day for me I guess. :/
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Did you ever think that maybe he put his language into an online translator and thats what came of it?? that MAYBE he doesnt speak two languages..... Just playin devils advocate..
 
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