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zenboy99

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Just thought I would post my street racing story from last night, I posted this on my local Mustang board, but thought some of you might like to read it.

First let me say that everything in the story below is true and I have my wife as a witness.

Went out downtown last night with the wife for a nice evening dinner. We drove back to Middleton at about 10pm through some unusually heavy traffic on University avenue. Some guy in a polished yellow Monte Carlo SS (license plate ME?O SS) was riding my ass for about 1/2 mile and weaving back and forth in the lane. I finally find an opening and pull over into the right lane to let him pass. Then my wife says "they're laughing at you", I look over and the Monte is right next to me with two guys laughing hysterically at me, then the driver punches it. We get to the next stoplight and I find myself right behind him. When the light turns green he smokes the tires through the light. As soon as I get into second I punch it and blow by him.

We come up to the next light and I can see the Monte pull over in the lane next to me. Now I know that my current combo of torquey motor, 3.73 gears and temporary 205x55 all season radials are probably not the best combo for the traction limited university avenue. But I take my chances and tell my wife to put her seat belt on because she's about to witness something special. I look over at the two guys, they're laughing at me still, and then it happened....they started making out! Now by making out I don't mean a peck on the cheak, the driver had his hand around the other guys head and they were tongue wrestling! At this point I'm at a loss about what to do, I suddenly realize that this is not a testosterone battle. I figure I have two options; take a right turn and find an alternate route home, or dump the clutch and get the hell out of there. I choose option 2....
 

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Thats just wrong, I did not need to hear that
 
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lol Shows what kind of people drive Chevrolets hehe j/k
 
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Seriously I didn't need to know that. I am glad you got the hell out of there.
 
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thats some nasty 'Kiss Me''Kiss Me''Kiss Me''Kiss Me' therre buddy.
 
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BLOWN95GT

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That's sad. You should make your wife wear her seatbelt all the time.
 

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I definetly didn't see that coming.
 
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Smeckel said:
I definetly didn't see that coming.
Click to expand...

I didnt see that at all
 

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I didn't either.........
 

Zero Signal

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WTF, They were most likely on something. Even the gayest of gay couples wouldn't do that unless they were on something.
 

GTJake

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Thats 'Kiss Me''Kiss Me''Kiss Me''Kiss Me'ed up

Jake
 

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GTJake said:
Thats 'Kiss Me''Kiss Me''Kiss Me''Kiss Me'ed up

Jake
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Boss 351 said it best....shows why Chevy people are so damn weird nice thread....
 

zenboy99

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What I forgot to mention is that after they were finished dipping there tongues in each other, they looked over at me and laughed, like they were trying to make a statement.

Maybe they just came from the courthouse?

Just a side note, my wife wears her seatbelt all the time, that line was from an old car movie that I saw when I was a kid. Does anyone know what movie I'm talking about?
 

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Two Lane Torment?
 

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Peeling out was the best thing to do......I would have done a nice long "Mad Max" burnout w/a helluva 2nd gear bark!
 

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That was funny as 'Kiss Me''Kiss Me''Kiss Me''Kiss Me'.
 

urban96

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damn chevy drivers
 

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nasty
 
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