So I was racing this dude this morning and I totally smoked him. I was on my skate board and I have modified trucks and hardened wheels whith race bearings. Well there was this squirrel on my tail so I just put my foot down and was getting a nice lead on him. Well I think the squirrel had some NOS (energy drink) cause he started to pass me. Well I stomped down hard and crushed him. He soon became just a speck in my mirror 


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) this hennesy viper pulled next to me and was all like "i bet my car is faster!" and i was all like "nu-uh!":fairyfight: then he ran the red light(stupid head
). so i waited for it to turn green and jammed it. it only took a second or two for me to catch him then i turned on my secret weapon(aka electric supercharger
) and wasted him. just imagine how bad i would have smoked him if i would have had on my new fuel atomizer i just bought at the thrift store
