Rodent ate my hood blanket

Sounds about right. When someone sent meth to my house, I couldn't get in touch with anyone at USPS to report it. Eventually, they sent me a survey.
I can't say anyone ever sent me drugs, but I did have a dealer throw a handful of crack rocks in my truck once. I was driving by with my windows down at the same time a cop coming the other way flipped his lights on and pulled over to bust him. I checked over the whole truck inside and out and found 3 rocks. Imagine trying to explain that if I hadn't checked and got pulled over.