Sigh....some people man

Synned · Jun 26, 2005

So today I was at work and I was talking to this kid who is new. We got to talking about cars...I swear this kid is the biggest bull****ter idiot ever. ever. So first he's like I've got a twin turbo kit in my room...I'm like so for what kind of car...he tells me it will fit anything. So then I said oh so you gotta make the pipes right...no it has the pipes. So then he was telling me how he ****ing took a playstation 2 fan and put it in his friends exhaust pipe and its just like a turbo.

I was trying to be nice...because I do have to work with him for a while so I didn't say anything. He told me with it the kid was beating civics. I swear on my life this story is 100% true...believe me or not. Then he goes on telling me how hes got 3 15" Kicker's powered by 2700 amps per speaker. Then his 6 pioneers and a touch screen flip out head unit. This all may be true but I still thought I should share so you know what this kid is like. Then after I told him I had a mustang he told me his dad has a 67 Mustang with a blower sticking through the hood a turbocharger and a shot of nx. Wow. I'm still trying to remember everything he said. When I asked him about that turbo that he has in his room I asked him how much boost it will push...he said about 1000 ft lbs. Just ****ing WOW. This kid is the biggest idiot in the world. now that i'm thinking about it...sorry this is so long but...

super302 · Jun 26, 2005

hahahaha

Caldwell · Jun 26, 2005

Hheh
i don't know what's worse, us having to re-live your painful tragedy by reading that,
or you dealing with that person first hand

either way, precious life minutes were wasted by everyone.

that guy should go take his mystery car and ghost ride it off a cliff...

wytstang · Jun 26, 2005

There's one born every minute

SexyStang1994 · Jun 26, 2005

wytstang said:
There's one born every minute

chrisilversvt · Jun 26, 2005

there's alot of idoits out there.....a month or two ago i ran into an idiot 95 mustang gt owner......

i am a fedex driver and as i was coming up to a stop in the p. lot there was a really nice shade of blue mustang,looked pretty nice,cobra r hood,dragstars,nice and clean besides the 96-98 style ricer tails....

he was there talking to another guy and showing off his car,so i stopped next to it and ask him what year it is(turns out to be a 95)as he's showing us he's spouting off about how he has a 347 stroker motor and runs low 10's at the track,and he runs it there all the time.....so i look and notice it has no roll cage,hell not even a rollbar and the motor sounds like a typical 5.0 w/ flows...as i look under the hood i see that it is in fact a stockheaded 302,only mod i could see was a gt40 intake and elbow,it even had STOCK headers,and airbox,intake tube, stock maf and tb i mean damn a 347 with all those stock parts yeah right

i'm thinking this moron is so full of it,and he thinks he's all cool i shoulda called him out but i didn't really have time,and didn't even feel like arguing with him...

i think the only thing he didn't lie about was that it was painted 02 escalade blue(which looked really nice)...and i'm there thinking that i could smoke his "10 sec. stang in my bolt on 95

mootang · Jun 27, 2005

maybe he was talking 1/8 mile times. but if not he is a retard.

fiveo'cobra · Jun 27, 2005

I dunno this seems a little far fetched to me. If its true he must have ONE god damn brain cell left. I mean saying he took a PS2 fan and put it in a car like a turbo would be too dumb for even this guy. I wouldn't believe that unless i heard it.

Kevin R. · Jun 27, 2005

I have heard many things like that in my daily encounters that I believe your whole story.

One of my i hate to say it...friends..thought a turbo went under the car onto the exhaust pipe...

cavscout371 · Jun 27, 2005

I believe you because truth is definatley stranger than fiction I've met many story topper idiots and nothing suprises me whe chit like that comes out of their mouth. For some reason there is a lot of people like that in the Army their good people just full of chit.

donjohn · Jun 27, 2005

Kevin R. said:
I have heard many things like that in my daily encounters that I believe your whole story.

One of my i hate to say it...friends..thought a turbo went under the car onto the exhaust pipe...

i'm sure u've already seen this kit...
the STS remote mounted turbo, it sits towards the rear of the car
http://www.ststurbo.com/home

maybe that's what they were talking about?.. probably not though

xr8d302 · Jun 27, 2005

Kill him.

donkey_punch · Jun 27, 2005

Caldwell said:
Hheh
i don't know what's worse, us having to re-live your painful tragedy by reading that,
either way, precious life minutes were wasted by everyone.

you made my day caldwell

CManT1914 · Jun 27, 2005

Caldwell said:
Hheh
i don't know what's worse, us having to re-live your painful tragedy by reading that,
or you dealing with that person first hand

either way, precious life minutes were wasted by everyone.

that guy should go take his mystery car and ghost ride it off a cliff...

I dunno, I found it rather ammusing, it was worth my time.

WhiteStallionGT · Jun 27, 2005

lol, that's one of the funniest idiot stories i've heard in a while.

95riosnake · Jun 29, 2005

haha, kid sounds like a real dumbass

I've also found a great place to have complete dumbasses talk to you is at car shows. I had my car in a show last summer and this guy comes up in a Coronet Foods hat (they make like 5.15 an hour there, so he is poor no matter what he says)....anyway hes like:

Dumbass: Hey nice lookin stang
Me: thanks
Dumbass: I used to have a pretty badass stang till I sold it for the viper
Me: Oh really...a Viper? Haven't seen one around lately...what color is it?
Dumbass: It's painted Chameleon White (WTF?), but its not here, its at my house down in Florida.
Me: Oh that sucks (trying to get him to leave me alone)
Dumbass: yea, it's got the turbo motor in there, pushin upwards of 1500hp...I can't drive it around here cuz it isnt street legal cuz of the parachute I got on the rear bumper.
Me: What for...skydiving? You don't need a parachute unless you have a 7-8 sec car.
Dumbass: Well this car does...its sick.
Me: ok...
Dumbass: anyway...the mustang I used to have had a blower and a turbo on it...built it myself
Me: ok...
Dumbass: yea, a few years ago, my grandma was in the hospital up here (Wheeling, WV) and I was down in FL, well I needed to get here to be with her so I was goin about 160 on the highway when I had a cop pull me over, I told him I didn't have time for his sh** cuz my grandma was dying. He then called up 3 other cop cars and they all escorted me one in front, back, and both sides. We cruised about 170-180 the whole way back, it was just sick.
Me: Um...

I see my buddy's car finally pull into the show, so I walk away from the guy, who is still BS'ing like a pro...who knows who he thought was listening to him...

People like that just make me feel a hell of alot better about myself lol

CManT1914 · Jun 29, 2005

95riosnake said:
Dumbass: yea, a few years ago, my grandma was in the hospital up here (Wheeling, WV) and I was down in FL, well I needed to get here to be with her so I was goin about 160 on the highway when I had a cop pull me over, I told him I didn't have time for his sh** cuz my grandma was dying. He then called up 3 other cop cars and they all escorted me one in front, back, and both sides. We cruised about 170-180 the whole way back, it was just sick.

Like cop cars can even go that fast. Like they WOULD even if they could! Can you say F u c k t a r d?

95riosnake said:
Me: Um...

I see my buddy's car finally pull into the show, so I walk away from the guy,

The only way to respond to something like that

1994Vib.RedGT · Jun 29, 2005

there was this moron that i used to be in ROTC with who was obsesed with camaros. anyway, he was telling us about how after the camaro died in '02 that they were still making about 600 of them a year, and you had to be like an a-list person to get one and they were pushing over 700 hp to the wheels on a n/a motor. and then he told us that when the mustang came out in '05 that there was going to be a new camaro that has been top secret that will come out and have 600 hp. haha well the '05 came out, but no camaro. this guy was the epitome of a stupid camaro-driving redneck.

CManT1914 · Jun 29, 2005

1994Vib.RedGT said:
there was this moron that i used to be in ROTC with who was obsesed with camaros. anyway, he was telling us about how after the camaro died in '02 that they were still making about 600 of them a year, and you had to be like an a-list person to get one and they were pushing over 700 hp to the wheels on a n/a motor. and then he told us that when the mustang came out in '05 that there was going to be a new camaro that has been top secret that will come out and have 600 hp. haha well the '05 came out, but no camaro. this guy was the epitome of a stupid camaro-driving redneck.

That's when you find the guy and say, "where's your camaro now bi***?!" lol

95WhiteVenom · Jun 29, 2005

people like this make me think of the old quote from the cartoon garfield from when i was young.
"People like that need to be drug out in the street and shot."

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