Better?Lyncher said:POOP ur gonna get TEH BANNNN Delete that!it is hilarious though lol

grey5.0beast said:I was thinking bout having my neighbor(hes 24) roll up there with his ccw and in case a weapon is pulled, he can break it up/have my back. One kid, the riceboy had a 9 in his car... I may be in a smidge of trouble if it was one of his friends.
Don't ever let some punk street gang intimidate you. If they were so tough, why do they fear cops like they do? If they were tough, they would stand up the the cops. 9/10 of them can't shoot a gun even if they have one. If you know someone carries a gun illegally, turn them in. If you know they are dealing drugs, turn them in. If they are dealing and carry a weapon, they are looking at long, hard time in prison because at that point it becomes trafficing.1slowfiveoh said:CCW on school property is a no no![]()
Your friend will not only go to jail, but he will never be able to carry again.

so you give Bubb Rubb the low down and hes like
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Bubb gets mad about the whole deal whips out his flame thrower!!!! and
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the ricer!!!! The fight is over... you thank Bubb Rubb and he says
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and creeps out as quickly as he came... all the students are cheering for you once again, so you get on your soap box and talk about how stealing wallets that are left in cars is just gay.. so all the women start showing you thier
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and the rest of the teachers and faculty worship you like
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RsStanG1987 said:...Or you can go take some mixed martial arts lessons and learn how to disarm someone who has a gun.
it doesent take that long to learn to disarm a thug. My friend is in the marines and showed me how to disarm people i picked it up pretty quick. We practiced some of the stuff he showed me im confident i can do it.Boss 351 said:Yeah you don't learn that in a day and you need a LOT of practice before even thinking you can use it in a real life situation... I've been in Judo Jujitsu for 4 years and still I'd run from a fight unless I'm cornered.
FarBeyondDriven said:Ok, so lemme get this straight. You left your own walllet in your car, someone took it, and youre ready to go to jail over it... Let me give you a different idea of how you should work this thing out...
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So its either jail, or king of the school.. you decide.
Strype said:That has to be the funniest $%^& I've read in a loooong time- and you took up all the smilie space!!! YES!

RsStanG1987 said:Carry a bike chain in your pocket if one of them pulls on you slap him in the face with the bike chain. Or you can go take some mixed martial arts lessons and learn how to disarm someone who has a gun.
Thats a real good way to get shot. If someone is trained how to fire/hold a gun especially in combat situations, then you ain't getting their gun.