Ok, so lemme get this straight. You left your own walllet in your car, someone took it, and youre ready to go to jail over it... Let me give you a different idea of how you should work this thing out...
First, i would stake the parking lot out, ya know, all incognito
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then i would go home and hit the
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so if you do get stabbed, at least you wont feel it right away. Then i would come back, and walk up to the
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in the
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mobile and be like GTFO of your car. Hes gonna look at you like
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, so be prepared for that... if he doesnt take you serious, then give him the ole evil eye, and back up becasue hell be comin out of the car all pissed, and as soon as he does, have a homie in the bushes with a rock and...
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when he isnt lookin. Then once hes on the ground, grab a chair and
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. By this time, all of the school will be outside and will be all
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cause your whoopin the piss outta this guy, but right about the time you get all rambo, he hollars out to his homies for help, and thats when the real fun starts... youre all
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so noone hears, but to your dismay, his friends with thier glocks come a runnin, and it looks like this... Them --->
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<---- You ... then instead of everyone in the school cheering for you, they are all of a sudden
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once again ... so the ricer sees his boyeeeez helpin him, so he runs his mouth like
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... at this point you realize you better run or hide, you decide running is
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so instead you think about making a truce instead... but out of nowhere, here comes your old skool homie Bubb Rubb
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and all the kids in the school are like
so you give Bubb Rubb the low down and hes like
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Bubb gets mad about the whole deal whips out his flame thrower!!!! and
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the ricer!!!! The fight is over... you thank Bubb Rubb and he says
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and creeps out as quickly as he came... all the students are cheering for you once again, so you get on your soap box and talk about how stealing wallets that are left in cars is just gay.. so all the women start showing you thier
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and the rest of the teachers and faculty worship you like
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So its either jail, or king of the school.. you decide.