Storm coming in

IICrazy · Dec 14, 2006

I'd better go gas up the generator

http://www.weather.com/newscenter/stormwatch/?from=wxcenter_news

Unbrdld07 · Dec 14, 2006

I'LL TRADE YOU PLACES....................I'M AT THE COAST.

BadTony · Dec 14, 2006

you all can have this crappy weather, I'm going to Hawaii

IICrazy · Dec 14, 2006

I live on 70 acres of trees so it will be interesting to see how many I lose

breakemlose · Dec 14, 2006

IICrazy said:
I live on 70 acres of trees so it will be interesting to see how many I lose

sometimes it's not a storm which knocks down trees. It's merely chuck norris round house kicking them down when he's pissed.

IICrazy · Dec 14, 2006

breakemlose said:
sometimes it's not a storm which knocks down trees. It's merely chuck norris round house kicking them down when he's pissed.

I need to build a chuck norris shelter

Juiced87Notch · Dec 14, 2006

IICrazy said:
I need to build a chuck norris shelter

there is another way... you must tame the hasselhoff!!!

IICrazy · Dec 14, 2006

Juiced87Notch said:
there is another way... you must tame the hasselhoff!!!

i need about 3 big breasted women and some duct tape and some bailing wire, and I believe I could tame the Hoff

99cobradrop-top · Dec 14, 2006

breakemlose said:
sometimes it's not a storm which knocks down trees. It's merely chuck norris round house kicking them down when he's pissed.

a chuck norris round house kick anywere in washington would destroy the entire state, and all surviving women would instantly become impregnated.

Fuzzylogic · Dec 14, 2006

It's starting to hit us down here in Sheridan. Flooding already, but now the wind is hitting hard - 5:15pm.

Lovin' it.

wazazzle · Dec 15, 2006

i hate this crappy weather. i ran over a branch about the size of a christmas tree in the middle of the road in the dark. i heard my license plate got ripped off and hit every part of my exhaust as it went under my car. (at least it's less weight?!) power went out at 5pm, just came back on almost 11pm now.

tehnick · Dec 15, 2006

I was sitting at a stop light on my way to work tonight and the damn wind was rocking my car back and forth like I was some small fishing boat in the middle of a fricken tsunami. It was pretty crazy.

LordMustangGT · Dec 15, 2006

great I get to come home from this nice southern Cali weather to a ****hole. RIGHT ON!!

99cobradrop-top · Dec 15, 2006

new anouncement just said that the storm was actually caused by a chuck norris roundhouse kick

IICrazy · Dec 15, 2006

tree fell on the car, shattered the front windshield and scratched the A pillar all up. pictures coming tomorrow, im on the boat because of duty today.

wazazzle · Dec 16, 2006

wazazzle said:
i hate this crappy weather. i ran over a branch about the size of a christmas tree in the middle of the road in the dark. i heard my license plate got ripped off and hit every part of my exhaust as it went under my car. (at least it's less weight?!) power went out at 5pm, just came back on almost 11pm now.

so yeah as soon as i posted this the power went out a few min after. and now 2 nights and 3 days later WITHOUT pwr... i'm back! it's been a living hell.. no hot water, no cooked food, waiting almost 30min in gas station lines, and i wasn't too happy when i woke up this morning (before pwr) and found snow frost outside.... boy i'm glad those linemen are out working in this freakin cold to get out power back up

Unbrdld07 · Dec 16, 2006

Power came on here after 39 hours without. Lost everything in fridge and freezer, now have to go shopping.

Unbrdld07 · Dec 16, 2006

DEAR SANTA

Dear Santa,

I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.

yer Frend, BiLLy

Dear Billy,

Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!

Santa
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Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!

Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah,

Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?

Santa
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Dear Santa,

I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please ! see what you can do?

Love, Teddy

Dear Teddy,

Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.

Santa
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Dear Santa,

I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.

Love, Francis

Dear Francis,

Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay, I'll set you up with a Barbie.

Santa
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Dear Santa,

I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.

Love, Susan

Dear Susan,

Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.

Santa
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Dear Santa,

What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?

Your friend, Thomas

Dear Thomas,

All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.

Santa
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Dear Santa,

Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?

Love, Jessica

Dear Jessica,

Are you really that gullible or are you just a blonde? Good luck ! in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.

Santa
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Dear Santa,

I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?

Timmy

Timmy,

That whiney begging **** may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.

Santa
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Dearest Santa,

We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?

Love, Marky

Mark,

First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.

Sweet Dreams,

SANTA CLAWS!!!!

TheRedBlur · Dec 16, 2006

IICrazy said:
tree fell on the car, shattered the front windshield and scratched the A pillar all up. pictures coming tomorrow, im on the boat because of duty today.

damn dude! that sucks!

IICrazy · Dec 18, 2006

I went to the ship because we still dont have power at my place, parked my car in the parking garage on base and someone tagged it scraped the hell out of my new wheels, and dented the fender, also put a nice hole in the bumper. Now i gotta go get quotes for more stuff. ****ty week.

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