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Time to tell the Ricers bed time story...

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Mikie

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Ok boys and girls gather round as a long time ago in a garage far away there was this 17 year old kid that had souped up his 2002 Honda Accord with a few exhaust mods and a jackson racing roots type SCer. He was a rich little fella that didnt quite have as many brain cells as he had pocket cash. The story starts as I was asked by a friend of a friend to help this young man get faster.
Apparently this setup he had was only netting him 10.06 in the 1/8th mile and he had to be in the 9s. He came to my shop and wanted a shot of NAWS put on to cool the intake charge of the blower. I did a good bit of research as I had never had experience with this setup and imports alike before. I started installing the nitrous kit on the vehicle as he watched closely over my shoulder. I also went over the do's and dont's regarding nitrous. Well after we got most of the kit installed he is sitting in the car purging almost half the bottle out. He was mesmorized by the 4 ft stream into the air. I asked him to be careful and not to waste anymore. He sat in the driver seat waiting impatiently while I worked. He even said, dont worry if you dont get it finished...as long as I can purge at people on the way home, I will be fine.
My problem installing the last step of the kit was to drill a hole into the outter neck of the TB with a tap / die set for the nozzel to mount. I didnt have the required mm tap at the shop. I told him that it would be tomorrow beofre we could finish it up. He agreed. I received a call later that evening from his buddy and he said that they were working on finishing the install by themselves in the dark that evening to go out racing that night and needed to know the proper way over the phone to complete the install. I told him that once they got the right tap to be sure they stuffed a shop rag into the TB drill the hole with the tap set and pull out the rag. this would pull out any shavings of metal and not get into the motor. He said " Piece of cake, thanks" and hung up. About 45 minutes went by and I received a distressing call from the boy. Apparently he did as I told him, but forgot one important detail.... he drilled the hole, installed the nitrous jet and nozzel , but did not remove the rag. He just simply put the intake boot back on with the rag and shavings still in the TB. He went to crank up the car and after a few seconds of bangs, whines and tinks it cut off. He realized at that point what he done. I went to his house and found that it had sucked the rag down into the motor destrying the SCer blades. I couldnt tell what damage had been done until we got it back to the shop. Well, we wound up takign the motor out and basically apart to find that the SCer impeller was bent badly, the rag had gotten sucked all the way down and messed up every valve and rod known to man. I could not believe the damage that a small red shop rag could cause. He wound up having to scrap the charger and have a new engine put in the car. Needless to say that the moral of our story is first and foremost Buy a car with enough horsepower that you wont have to spend thousands of dollars converting it to something it was not meant to do. Secondly if you cant change your own oil then dont even say the words Blower, Nitrous or Racing.
This is a true story, but played out like a camp fire horror story.
Sleep well boys and girls....Muahahaaaahaaa
 

90

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i cant beleave i read that.... i blame myself
 
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This is what happens when you run those cheapo Roots Air Filters.
 

90

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the problem is he started the story with a honda,...
if it were a mustang the TB would have chew'd it up and farted out the X-pipe...


Speeking make beleave, dont try this at home~!
 

Mikie

the ahead of you horseman
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90mustang_GT5.0 said:
the problem is he started the story with a honda,...
if it were a mustang the TB would have chew'd it up and farted out the X-pipe...
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True, but also Mustang owners wouldnt be that stupid to even test out that theory lol
 

MAC'n89Blckstng

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isnt the supercharger before the t Body? how did it get into the charger, if the rag was right at the t body
 

Roland69

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is this a true story
 

Blakthorn

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MAC'n89Blckstng said:
isnt the supercharger before the t Body? how did it get into the charger, if the rag was right at the t body
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it was a roots type i believe..

I cant believe that is a true story, sad but true

I honestly think you shouldnt have told him over the phone and instead tell him to be patient and you will get it done correctly the next day.
 

Mikie

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Roland69:
is this a true story?
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Yes Sir... It is so unbelievable I had to tell it.



MAC'n89Blckstng:
isnt the supercharger before the t Body? how did it get into the charger, if the rag was right at the t body?
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As mentioned by Blackthorn, It was a roots type.




Blackthorn:
I honestly think you shouldnt have told him over the phone and instead tell him to be patient and you will get it done correctly the next day.
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Now in hindsight I probably should have, but the guy had several people over there working on it. I figured that he was gonna blow the motor from the nitrous so it was bound to happen anyway.
 

stykthyn

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I feel dumber for reading this.
 
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RS200

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Mikie said:
True, but also Mustang owners wouldnt be that stupid to even test out that theory lol
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I wouldn't be so quick to say that...there are a lot of stupid Mustang owners out there. You guys are once again making the mistake of grouping all of the import owners in one pile. The kid with the Accord is a numbnuts, doesn't mean all of the other import owners are. It's gonna get you one day, believe me.
 
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Daggar

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RS200 said:
I wouldn't be so quick to say that...there are a lot of stupid Mustang owners out there.
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So true... there are even a couple former members of this forum that come immediately to mind. lol
 
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Boss 351

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trying to get in the 9's LOL I have a 1/4 slip right here that says 9.230 1/8th (14.189 1/4) and my car has far from a supercharger or any important mod...

Best mod for a Honda = selling it and buying a real car with power and RWD or AWD!!!
 
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Boss 351

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oops double double red spirament gum
 

Mikie

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RS200:
I wouldn't be so quick to say that...there are a lot of stupid Mustang owners out there. You guys are once again making the mistake of grouping all of the import owners in one pile. The kid with the Accord is a numbnuts, doesn't mean all of the other import owners are. It's gonna get you one day, believe me.
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I was joking in reply to 90mustang_GT5.0's original light hearted joke. I certainly know that not every human bieng that drives a foriegn automobile is in this category. I thought for sure you could see that was a pun.Hence the lol at the end of my paragraph.


stykthyn:
I feel dumber for reading this.
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Why? You ought stick this one back in the old memory file and think of it the next time some dealer works on your ride. Crazy as it sounds... people like this exist and even work in the auto business. Makes me cringe at the very thought
 

shallowreef

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I could see me doing something stupid like that.
 

grey5.0beast

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hahaha
 

grey5.0beast

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Meant to ask how that sexy ass car is treating you? I still drool at those pics everytime I open my photobucket!
 
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310stanger

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i love how people come to someone for help, get impatient and then try and do soemthing thereselves. serves him right. thats probably the best thing to happen to that car. how the feck do you not see a bright pink shop rag at the end of a throttlebody and go to put the boot back on? thats beyond me. specially when its on your own car, and your paying "extra" special attention. people like that kid really have no business have anything performance oriented or fast. cause hes prolly driving like a total a-hole at night street racing. i would be careful cause ricers like that might try to milk you for money because you worked on his car.
 

Mikie

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I agree with you on that. I just knew when I was installing the kit that something bad might happen. I didnt know the kid personally and it was the first time we had ever met. It might have been the best "bad case scenario" because this youngter could have hurt someone street racing. Well, we live and learn...just my lesson was not nearly as expensive as his
 
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