Well*sniff*, I am going to miss my old Beast... After the tranny went out last month, I am giving away my Buick 
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I went through alot with that car:
my first handjob in a car
went mudding after school all the time
it had been in 7+ accidents before it was handed down to me
The back door had a HUGE dent in it
The pass door had a big ass scratch mark from when I was offroading while stoned
The windshield was broken and I cut my hand on it once while wiping it with armorall
I locked my keys in my trunk, so I tore out the backseat from its brackets and climbed back there just to find my keys on my dash
The front bumper was broken in half from a mudding incident while on an unfinished road with manholes sticking out
The taillight, I shot out with a bb gun
the front side marker is held on by a zip tie
"I suck" was carved in the fender
It was peeling paint
The roof was all scratched up b/c we once strapped a 14 ft John boat to the roof.
the antenna doesn't work b/c my friend yanked it out while we were chillin
every hubcap I put on, w/ in a week would be sctratched or broken, so I just stopped putting them on
The pass side window would roll down , but not up
We spray painted the roof to try and disguise the peelingness, but it was the wrong shade and it got on the windshield as well
I drove around with my brights on, b/c my regular lights point straight at the ground
That is about all I can think of off the top of my head, I will get pics tomorrow before they haul it away.
She had many nicknames: Old Blue, Big Bertha, The Beast, and The Vagina Deflector(don't ask)
We gave her to St. Vincent De Paul charity. I have to get all my crap out as well tomorrow...
You my girl blue!!!!!!!!!
...I went through alot with that car:
my first handjob in a car
went mudding after school all the time
it had been in 7+ accidents before it was handed down to me
The back door had a HUGE dent in it
The pass door had a big ass scratch mark from when I was offroading while stoned
The windshield was broken and I cut my hand on it once while wiping it with armorall
I locked my keys in my trunk, so I tore out the backseat from its brackets and climbed back there just to find my keys on my dash
The front bumper was broken in half from a mudding incident while on an unfinished road with manholes sticking out
The taillight, I shot out with a bb gun
the front side marker is held on by a zip tie
"I suck" was carved in the fender
It was peeling paint
The roof was all scratched up b/c we once strapped a 14 ft John boat to the roof.
the antenna doesn't work b/c my friend yanked it out while we were chillin
every hubcap I put on, w/ in a week would be sctratched or broken, so I just stopped putting them on
The pass side window would roll down , but not up
We spray painted the roof to try and disguise the peelingness, but it was the wrong shade and it got on the windshield as well
I drove around with my brights on, b/c my regular lights point straight at the ground
That is about all I can think of off the top of my head, I will get pics tomorrow before they haul it away.
She had many nicknames: Old Blue, Big Bertha, The Beast, and The Vagina Deflector(don't ask)
We gave her to St. Vincent De Paul charity. I have to get all my crap out as well tomorrow...
You my girl blue!!!!!!!!!
We took crowbars to it on the side of the road and smashed it into a wadded up chunk of metal and it got towed and i never saw it again. 
